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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. LAdiablo

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    :laff:that's seriously hysterical
     
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  3. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    You city boys you.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Y'all don't gotta go all the way back east if you wanna get your country a little wet.
    There's plenty of country near where you are.
    Dirt of all sides. Dark dirt too.
    Theres country everywhere.
    You just gotta look up and to the left on the shoulders of atlacatl's map.
    All you really trying to go is to the old old west if you riiding to Kentucky on ole miss.
    When texas turns like a corral you may not be feeling a-ok.
    Besides weve already reached the shores of ultima west.
    And you better learn a country song or else you gonna fail these goths test.
    You should of learned that they don't duck around behind the grassy bush.
    Backward hillbilly mulleted three point shooting dying gaul larry bird picts just itching to get some skins.
    Playing that tune that makes the hardwood squeal when the rubber makes the cut.
    Because as the founder of Tesla once said... If you only knew the power of the country then you would have the key to the matrix as they are the dark side of yo momma!
     
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    And the fucking cancel cult rolls on, now a full fledged juggernault...
    An exclusive NYC school has issued a directive to it's students to no longer use the terms
    " mom" or "dad".
    I think this may be the proverbial straw...be better off a follower of Thulsa Doom.
    Quest for "Emptiness "...
    Make porridge out of people...
    Get crucified on the Tree of Woe...
     
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    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    Sadly, there is no straw.
    Average people have no idea that this is going on and never will.
    A lot of the country is on board with it.
     
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    Each day what crosses the news reports is more gobsmacking than the previous. Stupifying.
    Think this is how the expression "the blind leading the blind" started" ?
    Well...gotta get back to my newest Woke streaming service...watching "When Harry Became Sally"...
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    It is better to be cyclopean.
     
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    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    Or, as my mom always said, " in the kingdom of the blind, the man with one eye is king".
     
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  10. LAdiablo

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    lucky guy
    my mom only told me eating carrots would make it possible to see through womens dresses
    took a few slaps to figure out i may have interpreted her wrong
     
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  11. rube

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    Mom had no clue but to follow her orders.
    All she knew was that specs arent for spics and no refugee back then wore glasses.
    And the nurse said carrots make donkeys see what's in front of them a lot better.
    But then she had to take me back when my skin got tuned into the hue of beta carotene and alpha bananas.
    So they gave her new orders.
    So she would stop freaking out.
    They told her not to worry and that it would pass.
    Not that they had a clue.
    It was just a chemical reaction of one or another.
    But if it didn't pass I shouldn't worry.
    There was precedent for this affliction.
    When men of orange where born in the land of 2lips and has#.
    Chasing carrots while riding wild ass.
    Ready when the bald hunter appears before ragnarok.
    Chewing up the prize and saying, my name is bugs bunny what's up doc!
     
  12. rube

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    If your eye causes you to sin scoop it out and join me in the land of Y's.
    Don't let yourself be destroyed.
    There is no escape.
    If you only knew the power of the shee.
    Search your feelings.
    You'll know it if its true.
    Together we can rally the galaxy.
    Come with me.
    It is the only way.

    .
     
  13. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    euphemisms and metaphors aside, i’m not quite sure what you’re actually saying
    :capn:
     
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  14. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Huh?
    What was not straight?
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    if you keep setting up the pins...
     
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    That's pretty much every post.
     
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  17. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I think the stars you see are in your eyes.
    Maybe you have rubbed them too hard.
    And can't scan light over-casted mote.
    If you think something is opaque just ask for clarification.
    I am sure we can both find the light.
     
  18. LAdiablo

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    isn't the one eyed jack king?
     
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    Yes.
    Do you believe in reincarnation?
    Do you believe in sonship other than through biology?
    The ancients did.

    Every knight is a king. A bread lord.
    The king of diamonds had the most bread.
    Money falls from heaven but it doesn't grow on trees.
    Men are tres but when they walk together they are a forest that moves like a floating mountain fortress impregnable by anyone that happens to fall prey upon its inhabitants.
    And trees can be made into clubs for the people to compete.
    But guilds and lucky clovers are for another story.

    Because the king of diamonds has two sons.
    It takes odin's wisdom to figure him out.
    But ponder on for a bit and your gears will compute.
    Only one of them looks like he is part of the clan.
    But just because ones red doesn't mean twos not part of the plan.
    And just because your born to slave doesn't mean that the deuce ain't wild.
    Not every pickup truck is for the show.
    Some are dually just for the big work.
    And just because your daily driver is a red ram charger it don't mean your spare can't be the goat because he's black as sin.

    Brother one is a saucer full of secrets and a bleating heart in the confessional.
    Brother two a bastard knave with a noble blade and an acorn for good luck.
    Can you guess who the king of diamonds son is?
    Who the real knight of diamonds is?
    And who gets to wear all his equipment.
    Some folks are born silver spoon in hand.
    And some are born with a cowl.
    A halo in reverse.

    I may be jack tripper and hang out with leisure suite larry but this ain't no jive.
    Turkey, you can look this up.
    Just because the air is rare it doesn't mean I made it up.
    Nuggets of truth are diamonds in the rough wasted like clutched pearls for pigs in warm comfortable pox blankets.
    The spider man weaves tonight but the bat lady makes it up from whole cloth.
    So beware the peacock in full dress.
    Because once he's flush and well suited.
    He fights like the devil in disguise.
    Shooting the moon by it's pale light.
    Dancing in the house real.
    Like nobody's watching.
    Like stealing money.
    Like buying deviled eggs.
    And getting the chicks for free.
     
  20. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    please tell the kids i said hello
    bkitch
     
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