GAME THREAD Snakes vs Bums

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What is most likely to be found in Dave Roberts' ass?

Poll closed Jul 10, 2021.
  1. his own head

    37.5%
  2. Andrew Friedman's copy of MONEYBALL

    12.5%
  3. Biden (any part of him, really)

    25.0%
  4. Mookie's contract

    12.5%
  5. Bauer's choke chain

    37.5%
  6. All of the above

    37.5%
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  1. BitBucket

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  2. irish

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    :poty:
     
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    You actually need to switch game 1 and 3.
     
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    roberts on kershaw having mri:
    “i’m not that concerned”

    kiss of death
    kersh probably done for the year
     
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    Verdugo is as good as Betts...
    Kike way better than Pollock...
    Joc is Joc...need him on this zombie team...
    Wood now a SF stalwart pitcher ( although not my favorite)...
    Floro instead of bush league Uceta...
    McGee instead of whoever in BP...
    Bauer, historically high $ to psychotic sexual deviant with erratic mental history, suspended and probably costs the team a WS repeat...
    Dodgers, by keeping Toles on roster and gifting ring for Champ, invoke the predictable, relentless " no good deed(s) go unpunished" cosmic law...
    Former MVP Bellinger is a great defensive player. Period...
    Dave Roberts is the manager...
    Is that about it?
    Go Bums!
     
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    Pretty sure Bum is on the IL
     
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    I imagine the Cubs will probably trade Joc. anyone interested?
     
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    Irish knows my love for the phoenicians.
    The moorish snakes are just shipwrecked los anglos bums scrubbed down to the minors of north africa. The age old relegation system.

    Like it's a known scientific fact that the Irish are all illegitimate bastards and red headed stepchildren.
    Just like Brits created the hearty genetic pool out of thieves and whores in the Australian stock.
    All people groups are united not by race or national identity but by the mycoforest in their gut that comes from the dirt they ate as little children playing in the dirt where other little children as well as their forefathers pissed and snotted and shit and bled over.

    But those fungi colonies change as our lifestyle and minds change.
    And groups reform and regroup into new olds to replace the old news.
    That's why folks from here go to phoenix.
    But there's no sea in phoenix which may be a problem to a moored bum.
    Maybe with a little flame a little pollock can go from phoenix to bum and back again.
    I don't know wtf about Bauer.
     
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    Probably just me...I'm sure their thinking PITCHERS, and forget about anything else...and I don't think anyone could argue about that.
    Definitely something better than Reed and Uceta, for sure.
     
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    He's on a one year deal. Nothing to lose and anything is better than watching Pollock flail away breaking pitches outside the zone against RHPs.

    I'm all for it.
     
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    No...please God no. I can't take another scrub team beatdown...crucify me on he Tree of Woe.
     
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    Man...please make electronic strike zone a reality.
    Please.
    Somebody.
     
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    Cody is the worst hitter on the team. Including pitchers
     
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    Nice fucking job Davey dum dum you stupid fucking idiot. you too Fraudman. HOW THE FUCKING FUCK IS UCETA STILL ON THIS FUCKING TEAM. I DONT CARE HOW MANY FUCKING GUYS WE HAVE HURT, THAT TRASH ASS LOSER IS NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO PITCH IN TRIPLE A
     
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    Uceta is the worst pitcher on the planet. I’m including people that have never played baseball. If you have a pulse, you’re better than Uceta. What an absolute piece of shit.
     
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    So fuckin pitiful
     
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    It was all set up for us. Script written in Dodger heaven.
    Seven games at the end of the half going into the AS break. Seven games with two last place teams. And the Giants in a big enough slide to really take advantage...so what do we do ?
    Lose 4 of the first 5 of those 7.
    this team as far as scoring runs, is so Jekyl and Hyde, the word 'consistency' is just not part of LA 's world.
    Everything laying there on a platter...barely picked at.
    and before the blame is assigned to Bauer, or lack of pitching, the lineup could have scored a couple of more runs, not be the flaccid failure they are showing...and everything is completely different.
    What good does it do if we get the best pichers available ( not saying we will), by whatever means, when your team can't score runs, even against last place teams ?
     
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    Excuse me as I day dream about the Dodgers acquiring Nick Castellanos. I know how unrealistic it is but man would this dead lineup look 100x better with him and a healthy Seager.
     
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    not shitting on vegans/vegetarians
    but mookie needs to stop being a pussy
    check these actual scenarios out...

    seager was good
    seager stopped eating dairy... seager sucked
    seager resumed eating dairy... dodgers win it all, seager wins lcs and ws mvp

    mookie was good, dodgers win it all
    mookie stopped eating meat — mookie sucks, dodgers suck

    huh? lived in california... and was (purportedly) heterosexual
    huh? moved to kentucky... and was immediately appointed chairman of the frankfort lgbt society
    if huh? were to move back to california... well...​

    okay, the last one is a bad example
    the point is, mookie needs to do something that is actually quite simple...
    figure out he was doing before that enabled him to be successful, and determine what changes caused his demise... (hint: steak)
    #redmeatmattersbkitch
     
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