DSP OFF-TOPIC Thread

Well Cypress isn't Atlantis anymore and Eden isn't one of the islands off the coast of the Filipinos.
When the barbarians start establishing their horder in your lands you either assimilate with the aces or you take your ass out east before they take it from you.

The barbarians are all about going west.
To victory and beyond.
Like the Vikings in their UN longboats.
You have to know your enemies character and not his personality.
Personality is a mask, an image a visage.
The enemy can alter that at will.

Anyway there's gold in them hills.
But vikings will call his dagger the sky as he cuts your throat to honor the great sky wielder.
And he will call ice green and green ice to keep you always pursuing happiness and bliss of not knowing which is which.

Them hills have eyes.
Like a cyclops volcano.
Mountains peeking out of the sea.
Shooting fire from their evil eye.
Spreading green blue copper dust.
So that man can make mirrors of themselves.

But yes, California was once an island and yet it isn't anymore.
Growing almonds here is an ecological disaster but that's another tale.
California was also once just a story in a book of gothic fables that serious european men didn't consider reality.
The men of the time were enthralled with Venetian society and we're more feline than the women.
Venetians always stealing the history of Phoenicians as their own... But I digress.

Luckily women aren't always so serious and more readily believing of dairy tales that may or may not be true.
But if not for the old maids and the young babes we would still just be little mustard seeds that never sailed the seven seas because we never made a mountain fortress of a ship out of the billions of little mole pyramids we got.
We would be to afraid of losing our mole hills to the incoming barbarians.
If we only knew barbarians don't care.about the mole hills.
They coming for the shrews.

 

i’ll write a follow-up
I don’t do wine so it will have to be whiskey based
“of ice and jameson”

 

tequila mockingbird would be too controversial so I'll write that one

 

Of course!
It's probably not even coarse at all.
I'm sure it's all full of fine literary playfulness.
What a waste.

 

nah son
stick with what you know...

 

If you put a wool rug in a slurry of a caustic like potash/lye, holy mt dew water and pale green celtic clay then let it dry in the sun outstretched and it will become stiff like a board and electromagnetic.
The little strings on the ends of carpets are to tie beetles to.
Emerald scarabs that can take you to the isle of the noble Irish.
These bugs like bees don't fly.
They levitate and hover using electromagnetism.
Like the ant who can carry more weight on it's shoulders than any other living thing.
They don't understand the theory of gravity.

Hot water runs at a different current electrically than cold water.
Water of different currents can't mix.
One must resonate higher both in frequency but in physical material space.
And one temperature of water will always be different than another when coming together.
That includes the water in the atmosphere and the water in your body.
But weather is all relative.
And clay is death magnetic.
Until you sprinkle some red bull on it.

Giants are like a microscopic virus, a mushroom spore, a bacteria, a parasite, a bug, a bum, a mustard seed... A matchstick.
A little faith can refresh the entire box of bad apples and turn them into apple trees.

Problem with Giants is that once their jobs done you are left over with giant bellies to fill and not enough slaves to serve their needs.
And the best giant slayer is a bastard gypsy half giant dwarf.

 

RIP Betty White.

Anyone get that whopping one point for her in the death pool?

 

Extra points for this one