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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I've been blessed.
    Freya is a princess.
    I don't even think she farts.
    And if she does her shit don't stink.

    I don't known if I'm doing this right but about a week after having her I ran out of her bougie food and got her some regular kibble.
    She was not having it and didn't want to eat all day.
    I had a steak in the fridge I was gonna eat the next day but I felt bad that she wasn't eating so I gave her the meat which she gobbled down and went to bed.
    In the morning she got up and we went out to walk and she had a nice shit.
    Next day again she ignored the kibble.
    My nephew brought some chicken so I gave her a couple of breasts that night and again she went to bed then popped perfectly in the morning.
    Third day same. Ignored the kibble all day till it was like 10 pm and she was looking at me for meat but there was no more but a little bit of ground beef. So I mixed it in with the kibble and she ate all her kibble.
    Fourth day there was no meat for real.
    She ignored the kibble all day.
    But later that night she eventually ate the kibble and went to sleep and pooped nice in the morning.
    And has been doing so ever since.

    My question.
    Is her feeding at night before bed a bad thing? She snacks during the day by swiping the cats tuna when they leave their bowls unattended. And I give her one of her little treats 3 or 4 times a day.
    She basically eats one big meal at night and goes to sleep.
    Is this how you get dog diabetus?
     
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  3. rube

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    Has there ever been a son of David Bowie?
    A spiritual successor I mean.
    It would have to be almost totally inverted to make sense.
    Because another Bowie from a Bowie makes no sense.
    That wouldn't be Bowie.
    And Bowie ain't no regular blade.
    He's also serrated.
    For your pleasure.
    Or for maximum carnage.

    Probably the only way to do it was going the way of Kurt Cobain.
    When you cant beat the angel who fell from Mars you can be the demon that spawned millions of millennials.
     
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    i just read that he never met Cobain but always wanted to talk to him about covering man who sold the world
    crazy to think they wouldn't have spoken but i guess at that level its just a business transaction and then he was dead
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    The terror or knowing what this world is about.
    Is that...
    All our people are businessmen, their loyalty is based off of that.
     
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    yeah but it was never all business just ask Iggy and Ian Hunter among a whole lot of others
     
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    Don't know about diabetes, bro...but she sure can get fat that way.
     
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    rip nichelle nichols aka uhura

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    worked for her several times 20 years ago and she was a really sweet lady
    lived in woodland hills and i was able to troubleshoot and eliminate a phantom operation for her
    it had been driving her crazy and we joked about it being the ghost of Nimoy
    very down to earth and called me again when a dump truck lost control and plowed into her house at the end of a cul de sac
    hope the end wasn't painful RIP
     
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    What a woman.
    Best thighs in history.
    First interracial kiss in TV history with that lucky dog, Shatner.
    RIP indeed.
     
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    watched the netflix mini series on 99 woodstock called Trainwreck
    painted everyone involved in a bad light but ultimately tries to blame white privilege and racism for the tragic outcome
    the promoter michael lang, who was the original woodstock promoter, is a huge delusional pos and so are his partners
    they created a hideous and ugly series of events and try to wash their hands and walk away throwing blame...typical
    the kids didn't want to grow up and go to work???
    and each one of the bands that incited rage and mayhem bore responsibility as well including kiedis not wanting to say anything but plays Hendrix's fire
    a world become one, salads and sun, only a fool would say that
    disgusting to the core
     
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    typical
    everything now is about zero accountability and (instead) finding someone else to blame
    the douchebag promoter surprises me not at all
    pin it on whitey and the degenerate musicians
    but wait… you and you ilk are white and didn’t you hire said musicians?
    fucken scumbags
     
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    it was actually ananda lewis who was an mtv vj at the time who was directly making the race accusations
    although the promoters and people around the show were certainly insinuating as much
    worth watching as these douchebags confiscate water, flame and everything else on entry and then hand out candles to everyone in the end
    sort of a microcosm for what it appears they would like to see in society
    worth watching btw and peace and love lol what a joke
     
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    was just going to ask as well
    where are ye rube?
    don't make me come over there and drag you out
    not scared of that dog
     
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    You cursed me last week.
    You are a wizard.
    Symbolic imagery is magic.
    As is cursing people.

    I fell from your evil jesuit curse.
    Felt pain behind me eye.
    And like crackle pop from half a rice crispy but loud.
    Then mild eye diwcomfort for a few hours as if I had a speck of sand.
    But behind the eye in the brain much pain and swelling

    Spent three days with my face closed. Left eye drooped. Left mandible dislocated.
    Right shoulder dislocated.
    No power to do nothing but nap.
    Eyes getting more open but sight is tired and legs feel like cement .
    Belly super swollen.
    Neck twisted.
    Glands all swollen.

    This hasn't happened in a few years. But this was the mildest one in a long time.
    Im better right away after a week.
    But I feel like an old old man.
    No spirit.
    But my tachycardia was wat out of line before this.
    I was at 144 and I could feel the preasure in chest.
    Now after this stroke of luck my tachy is down to 99 bpm.
    And I can lie down on my left side without feeling like a balloon.

    But yeah, huh? you an evil wizard trained in the art of word magic.
    Please repent.
    Which means turn heel.
    Or else you will continue to misuse your talents and cause harm with what is only supposed to be used for good exclusively or it becomes a curse upon you.
     
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    I lost my phone on Saturday.
    I haven't left my house.
    I don't know how to get into my accounts on anything.
    I feel really dumb.
    Like retarded.
    Sleeepy.
    But not sleep.
    Like if finsksi sent a Jesuit magic bullet to stop me.
    I go to Armenians all the time.
    More than the Turks.
    Doner btw means thor.
    Donar for you western arians.
    And the top in which the kid is roasted al pastor for a gyro or shawarma taco.
    Off topic.

    The dude at the bakery gave me armo attitude.
    The armos love me this is the first one to ever act caveman with me.
    I was in super cave man form so I put my hat on the floor and gave the nice bakery lady the leash to my dog and I started mocking the guy for talking tough. He was stomping around me yelling blood and the dudes from the Mediterranean deli got up. Now these dudes are there all day mostly everyday and never see them work. They just sit and smoke and talk on phone and munch on pickled turnip.
    A customer from the market was yelling at me to leave that I was being a troublemaker.
    I'm thick in Armenian district and every face looking at me is from old Noah's stock.
    I tell the lady to call the cops if she afraid.
    She says on who.
    I say on me. Now please be quiet so I can finish my purchase .

    Bakery dude told me to go outside when I went in with dog. This is halfway through my order. A little girl was taking my order just fine.
    He came in and was rude but I rolled with it.
    Turned one cheek.
    I continue order from door way.
    With dog on my left hand outside .
    Then he says to go outside completely and he will call me when my breads are baked.
    I like fresh yeastless thin bread with spices and veggies. They cheap as fuck and very nutritious.
    I go there everytime I go to the market next door.
    So I wait and he calls me for my order.
    I poke my head in and say I cant go in because of my dog. Can you bring it to me.

    He responds by saying why cant I come in. I tell him I have dog and can't let him go to go to the counter.
    He says... what do you want me to do about it?
    With an indidignant tone as if I was trying to treat him as a servant demanding him to flip the counter door and come bring the credit card machine and my package.
    I was the only customer.
    He just felt I was fucking with him.
    I had a swollen brain and so my eye looks weird and my voice had gotten very deep and croaky so maybe he felt I was too much.
    I have been I totally understand.
    I had been doing so much better with my lower back and hips.
    But too many people dying in my family.
    And the family all fighting.
    And their dad told me all the secrets to put down each of his kids.
    A persons personal image is his god.
    And his life.
    When he believes that image is everything.
    Or what's best in life.
    Then getting cancelled is kin to murder.
     
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    I forgot I go back to the market and get tomatoes and cilantro and tortillas cuz I'm Mexican and they even got tortillas at the Armenian deli.
    Who do I see paying in front of me.
    The lady who was yelling at me.
    She is paying while on the phone with the cops and she telling them to stay on the phone with her because she was scared I showed up next to her.
    I chatter something mocking to the pretty girl at the register loud enough so the cops can overhear so they further understand it's a dumb lady overreacting.
    But who knows maybe she not on phone with police but on phone with armorrussian local security specialists aka mobiles.
    So after I pay I walk out and go the direction of the deli and the two guys smoking their cigarette and check in with them.
    Say good afternoon gentlemen.
    They nod, and one say everything good.

    Then later that night my head explodes.
    No actually it was the next day.
    My aunt died the day I got into it with the Armenian and then I had family issues with her son the next day.
    It's was really bad.
    I'm his best friend according to his son.
    But i had priorities that they didn't understand.
    I have a cousin who is from a more money part of the fam.
    He is autistic and retarded and lives like a little caged animal.
    He's 37 now tho and he tries to leave to hitchhike to Arkansas to be with some other soecial needs girl he talks to online.
    He's got way more social life than me and he never showers.
    His gf is beulemic and he has adopted it for her sake.
    His mom is 80 and also in hospital from kidney failure so I was goin over there everyday to buy him the food he would actually eat. Alfredo chicken papa John's pizza and cream soda dr pepper and honey bbq lays. All from what curren tv commercials tell him would be fun to eat.
    I also was getting him to shower and brush his teeth. Plus washing his clothes cuz he was out.
    I was feeling good.
    I was tired sure but i felt I was normal to be tired.
    It's hot and I've been doing a lot.
    And I was not that tired like I am now where I feel like a sack of potatoes on the ground.
    I was overdoing it.
    Too much walking the dog.
    Not a euphemism.
    This new dog likes to run all the time and my legs also took a beating.
    I popped a muscle last month and my leg was all purple and swollen. Now the knee feels stiff and well marbled.

    I'm sure I'll get better soon.
    But no lie a few days ago I though I was stuck in simple jack mode.
    I'm still hoarse and grunt a lot.
    And I move around like a knuckle dragger.
     
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    He did himself in when he pushed through the two ladies he works with who got in between us.
    He hit their arms with his body like a bitch.
    I've been busting bullies everywhere I go before you cursed me with the Jesuit Armenian Orthodox curse.
    All you gotta do to a tough guy is accept their attempt at intimidation and force their hand.
    Once you do it once to the guy who thinks he's tough you can keep doing it.
    Real tough guys don't try to intimidate people or take out their frustration on those they think are schmucks.
    I dress like a wetback.
    Adults fuck with wetbacks just like kids do.
    Not in the same way.
    More in the way where you are not the target demographic their business wants around.
    Like how a homeless is shooed away as fast as possible if they walk into the bakery to buy a pita.
    You almost have an India type mentality growing here where customer service and basic respect are tied to what kind of stuff you order and how much or if you tip.
     
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    Carrols?
    not sure what i thought happened to you but engaged in an armo death battle wasn't it
     
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    I was trying to write Carlos but this old phone keyboard is bad.
    And I'm wobbly.
    Old Asian boss used to call me carrolus.
    His wife called me kahlos.
    He was Mongolian and she was Canton.

    I was feeling invincible for a few months.
    Guess I had to pay the piper.
    Not physically invincible.
    I know my body is not fit.
    But it's tough.
    Learned that from the old short fat Mongolian.
    I was invincible in my mind.
    As in my spirit.
    Fear com
     

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