DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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    Reporter: Jimmy. Welcome to LA. What is the one thing you will not miss about Philly?

    Rollins:     Thank you so much. It is great to be a Dodger. So to answer your question, I would have to say all those white people.

    Reporter:     Wow. Racist!

    Rollins:     You're right. I am sorry. I didn't mean that. What I meant to say was. All of the front running white people.

    Reporter:     Gotcha.

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    The only thing racist here is you, using Kendrick's photo as Rollins.
     
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    Reporter: Jimmy. Welcome to LA. What is the one thing you will not miss about Philly?
    Kendrick: Say what, motherfucker?
     
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    Because Jimmy is really white?
    Wow racist!
    o_O
     
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    Rookie card?

    Da fuck?
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    REPORTER (to Morse): "So is this better than starring in No Country For Old Men?"
    MORSE: "Huh?..."
    REPORTER (to Latos): "Are you a ginger, because you look like an albino lab rat?"
    LATOS: "Who's Al Bino?..."
    REPORTER (to Dee): "And what about you... how's it feel to be the throw-in piece of a Dan Haren deal?"
    DEE: "Wow, not even racist... just mean."
    REPORTER: "Yeah, but honest..."
    MORSE: "True..."
    LATOS: "Yeah, true..."
    DEE: "Okay, now racists."
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    Reporter: Haha. That's very funny but I'm serious Sark. Could you please let Andrew in for the Rollins press conference. You need to quit fucking around and focus on Nebraska

    Friedman:     Guys. It's me. I AM Andrew.

    Reporter:     Really? I've got other shit to do. Like read a Simers or Dilbeck article. Have lunch with Gurnick. You get the idea.

    Friedman:     Seriously guys. I'm Andrew. Not Sark. Ask me a question.

    Reporter:     Fine. Did you hear the one about the Catholic, the Jew and the Colored boy?

    Friedman:     Wow racist. Oy Vey!

    Reporter:     Oh. Sorry Andrew. Didn't recognize you without Hadji next to you.

    Friedman:     Yeah. I get that. He's fixing my Ipad right now so I can check in on the sweatshop in Pakistan that's making our 2015 gear. Have to watch every penny ya know.

    Reporter:     Wow slave labor racist!

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    Thank God he grew into that head...holy shit.
     
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    :laff:
     
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    Morse: I truly enjoy photo ops for the fan base

    Latos: So do I Mike. It's a great thing and taking shots like this with little kids from the latin neighborhoods is great for the game and our team's image.

    Morse:     You hit the nail on the head brother.

    Gordon:     You guys are killin' me. I'm American

    Morse: Hey kid. Just smile for the camera and keep your mouth shut. You'll get your jersey signed by both of us.

    Latos: Yeah kid. Dan Haren said he'd sign it too. Just be happy the team was willing to bus you in here from 'Little Santo Domingo'.

    Gordon: Oh man. God help me.

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    Ned: Tommy. How about that? We're the same. Both advisors for this great franchise.

    Tommy: Hey you little system depleting ckunt. I advise Mr. Walter. You make Stan mother fkucking coffee. I advised Mr. Walter to get your cocksucking hole out of that mother fkucking position before we have a system full of old decrepid Fkucking relief pitchers and fkaggots from San Francisco.

    Ned: Wow Tom. That's pretty harsh.

    Tommy: If you don't walk away in about ten seconds, you're going to learn what harsh is you fkucking little ckunt.

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    The funny thing is... Out of alll the ridiculous captions in this thread... This is probably the most realistic. Lol.
     
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    Guerrero: Hey bro. Here for off season workouts?
    Arrub: No man. Picking up my gear. I got DFA'd.
    Guerrero: What? Now that sucks. Why?
    Arrub: Racists!
    Guerrero: Ned couldn't help?
    Arrub: I called that Puto. He was busy making coffee or some bullshit excuse.
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    ARRUEB: "Man, why do you think those punks DFA'd me?"
    GUERRERO: "Could be they wanted to give your number 11 to Rollins..."
    ARRUEB: "That makes sense."
    GUERRERO: "...or it could be because they figured out you can't hit."
    ARRUEB: "Whatever, I'll show them... I'm going to work on some things down in AAA!"
    GUERRERO: "Like what, starting a brawl and then running away like a coward?"
    ARRUEB: "No, I already got that down bro."
    GUERRERO: :facepalm:

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    Trainer: Ready Matt? You said high speed...........Go!
    Kemp: I got this. OH SHIT!! OUCH!! FU...AHHHHHH........MY HAMMY!!
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    TSAO: "Hey babe, good news... I'm going to sign with the Dodgers!"
    MS. TSAO: "That's great honey! Could you bring the groceries in?"
    TSAO: "Of course... AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

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    OREL: "So what was your first reaction when you found out we we're playing the mighty A's in the '88 World Series?"
    TOMMY: "I think I fucken shit myself."
    AUDIENCE: [laughter]
    OREL: "That's great Tommy."
    TOMMY: "No Bulldog... I really think I just fucken shit myself!"
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    Reporter: Howie. Welcome to LA

    Howie:     Thanks but umm (interrupted)

    Reporter: '    Howie' does it feel wearing Manny Mota's great number eleven?

    Howie: :smh:

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