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Don't feed off it's impending life force.

 

Do you look like a hot cheeto now?

 

u gotta improvise bruh...

 

thats not really a gift, its a precursor to schizophrenia
its all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
not everyone can be a juggler, it takes a toll on your jugular
and then you start to fill pins in the back of your eye
and shoots in the front of your chest
you know what happens when you play with throwing knives
best leave that to the ninjas in pajamas
before you loose your head
because you dont have super hearing you just hearing superstitions
and that leaves you in stitches
but not the kind that make you go hehehehehahaha

 

im going the distance
im going for speed
following the bricks that lead to vic
feeling you!

 

you have man, man was strong
out of man came the weaker man
the wold belongs to the weaker man
but it was made by the strong man
so naturally the strong man dosnt want to give it up
why he is the strong man
but he knows his days are numbered
because out of him came the weaker man
and the weaker man inherits the bbq corn nuts the strong man planted in his original flavored nut house
in other words, the future is now
welcome to the future
just sit back, relax, enjoy, and take it like a man

 

of course i spent a bleary eyed sunday morning in front of an essential oil training course on how to perform the 'raindrop technique' massage
of course i had to learn by being the receiver first before i could learn how to be the facilitator
what they didnt know is that ive been facilitating like a pro for years
i had no interest in massaging for money, i been protecting my amateur status all this time
we all have to whore it up sometimes
of course them cougars and tigers pay well, and they have money too

 

of course of course of course

 

not sure if i'm reading the early works of mahatma ghandi or ted kaczynski

 

just music man
beastie beach geto boys
coming of age x2
double 18s = graduation
now in 3d graduate school
music man to the third degree
its a trap, its real
trying not to fall again
but im on my way to the white wedding
i gotta look out for the shotguns
and the boulders that fall on the road
but shh, i keep my privates private
so i dispel, i lay down the oil that slicks, and the plume of chaff behind my jets
because there are villains in the village and and i like the misty mounds and the crystal coves
i break fast and they pig out, i break dance and they miss out
im romancing the stone, how yall not understanding that dough?
while it gets romanced the stone gets hot and gives up the juice
or it breaks apart into dust
its getting close to go time
past 3 years been rough and tumble but now its close to the end
whole lotta pushing going on, its getting close to the time of de villes coup
push me, thats fine
push me again, shame on you
push me thrice, shame on me
but im tranquil still
you push my kids, my aunties, my mommas, my fellow cripples, and now you push my ol lady, my girl... oh noes!!!
the nose knows and its smells the shit you been cooking up
so i gotta go down to the village and deal out the message
cuz the villain done gone a bridge too far during my scheduled vacation
and im mario the hyper and link no longer missing
like the salmon im up river and im sweating red bullets
and i lay siege with the blade between my teeth and i bring the quickening with the sword held in my left hand
and i come for my right