If that is the real deal, to look past the Phillies, the sweep is coming. I'll be in Philadelphia tomorrow, so the second game should be on TV down there somewhere. I just know how this is going to turn out.
no it didn't but hilariously it became a topic of discussion last night w this Thai girl i've been seeing the last few months she was in a relationship w a girl for 2 years and yet the thought that i may have ever been involved w a dick was really shocking to her topic came up when i was trying to explain my man crush on bowie lol anyone who knows me knows i am comfortable as the fkag i am but the only penis i've touched is my own even as a young fkag i have always been hypnotized by a womans ass and the way she walks still i count a rather large number of actual fags as friends so i think people get confused at times i could care less tbh btw she apologized w an exquisite bj in the morning and is putting on her makeup getting ready to leave atm
he was taken out behind the shed and shot it was tough because he's such a nice guy but everyone involved felt it was the right thing to do
Never been to that park but from what people say there are never ideal conditions. Add to that it was against a guy who is left-handed and that nearly no-hit us last year.
But once again, the park "conditions" like Coors and AZ are there for every team that plays there...the cold is there for the Giants, the wind, too. Can't deny that the LH thing exists, but this is a team which is struggling to get to .500, and hasn't yet. They K at a grotesque level...it's like a plague.
over under for tonight... • maeda innings pitched (4.5) • maeda runs allowed (5.5) • # of dodger relievers used (3.5) • times puig swings [and makes out] on first pitch (0.5) • times orel says "we" referring to dodgers (8.5) • times grandmal sulks/complains about pitch while at bat (3.5) • times adrian pops or rolls out weakly (4.5) • times bellinger swings and misses (8.5) feel free to add others
• maeda innings pitched — 4.5 - OVER (5.0) • maeda runs allowed — 5.5 - OVER (6) • # of dodger relievers used — 3.5 - UNDER (1 RP, Chris Hatcher will pitch 4 perfect innings) • times puig swings [and makes out] on first pitch — 0.5 - OVER (way over, 4) • times orel says "we" referring to dodgers — 8.5 - OVER (way over, 25) • times grandmal sulks/complains about pitch while at bat — 3.5 - UNDER (0, Grandmal swings at the first pitch in every AB going 5-5) • times adrian pops or rolls out weakly — 4.5 - UNDER (4, Adrian will have a big day going 0-4 with a walk) • times bellinger swings and misses — 8.5 - UNDER (8, Bellinger will also foul off 15 pitches and finish 1-5 with an infield single and 4 Ks). • # of "Chase Utley as a Philly" highlights shown - 4.5 • # of hits by Chase Utley - 0.5
• maeda innings pitched (4.5) — under; gets ph for in the 4th • maeda runs allowed (5.5) — over; 2 in the 2nd, 2 in the 3rd, 3 in 4th • # of dodger relievers used (3.5) — under; stripling/romo/baez • times puig swings [and makes out] on first pitch (0.5) — over; 2nd and 3rd ab • times orel says "we" referring to dodgers (8.5) — over; does it 5 times before the first pitch • times grandmal sulks/complains about pitch while at bat (3.5) — under; 3 times • times adrian pops or rolls out weakly (4.5) — just under; k's in his last ab • times bellinger swings and misses (8.5) — over; k's 3 times, but hits his first hr... for the only dodger run • # of "Chase Utley as a Philly" highlights shown (4.5) — over; but all on the pregame show • # of hits by Chase Utley (0.5) — just over; beats out and infield grounder that could have easily been scored an error
over under for tonight... • maeda innings pitched (4.5) - OVER (5.0) • maeda runs allowed (5.5) - UNDER (4.0) • # of dodger relievers used (3.5) - OVER (4.0) • times puig swings [and makes out] on first pitch (0.5) - OVER (2.5) • times orel says "we" referring to dodgers (8.5) - OVER (20+) • times grandmal sulks/complains about pitch while at bat (3.5) - UNDER (2.5) • times adrian pops or rolls out weakly (4.5) - UNDER barely (4.0) • times bellinger swings and misses (8.5) - OVER (11+) feel free to add others... • # of "Chase Utley as a Philly" highlights shown - 4.5 - UNDER • # of hits by Chase Utley - 0.5 - DRAW • # of fielding misplays by Taylor - 0.5 • # of team GIDP - 3.5 • # of team runs with RISP - 0.5
LOL Draw • # of fielding misplays by Taylor - 0.5 UNDER (0, Chase Utley gets the start because it's his former team) • # of team GIDP - 3.5 OVER (An MLB record, 9 GIDP) • # of team runs with RISP - 0.5 UNDER (0, all runs come on solo HRs)
I guess I'm fucked up, but absolutely think it is great that Orel says "we"... So what? I guess Red Barber never gave him advice...or Vinny never passed it on to his fellow broadcaster like Red did. I think Maeda is not as bad as usual tonight.
I think sometimes it works well for Orel to be a homer and Joe Davis to play it all rather straight and not sound so much like a fanboy. Orel can get annoying at times but that's just cause I don't think we need analysis of what's going on every single play but that's the nature of his job
Spot on. Call it like a homer, crucify the umps when they cheat, and see everything with Dodger Blue shaded glasses.
