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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Everyone has.
    Scumbags are the best people once they realize they acted like a scumbag.
    Its the ones that think they never been scumbags that are usually the rock in your shoe.
     
  2. Bluezoo

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    You're right, imo, Rube. Definitely.
    A perfect example of your premise is Joachim Phoenix...and he publicly admitted so.
    I don't hate Snoop at all, actually find him pretty funny.
    But his shoe rock thing, considering it's threat context, stands out there like Kelly Nash' ample rack.
     
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    And by Irish I mean Celtic and by Celtic I mean Spanish and by Spanish i mean Mexican by which I mean we are all Fitzpatrick's.
     
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    Wow, Rube...pro spin there, boyo.

    "All those who wander are not lost"
    ------- Tolkien
     
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  5. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    The spin cycle makes everything come out in the wash.
    And if it doesn't... well there's always scrubbing stains against rocks by the side of the river.

    My favorite Tolkien character is the mate of the river's daughter sitting in a pool by the riverside.
    Holding her willows basket that fills up your fairies heart when you are lost in the forest of trees.
    When the old wooden tree pulls you under his dark branches you need that fairy to pump you up.
    So you can have the heart to sing your song and the old tree drops his branches going to sleep.
    And you can see the way out the forest without getting your hair caught in the network of branches.

    If that means anything to you.
    I believe it might.
    I also think it was Tolkies favorite character.
    Or closest to his own heart.
    And so to mine.
    Just not that of film directors.
    So far.
    Until someone films the Gospel of Tom.
     
  6. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    We all bastards of one kind or another.
     
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  7. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    a ubiquitous divisiveness has existed between northern and southern ireland for eons
    protestant v catholic, samuels v guiness, bushmills v jameson, british rule v independence
    couple that with a pervasive unwillingness from either region to acknowledge (in any way) the other's views, stance, etc
    so although the same island, lumping the northern and southern territories together as one is equilavent to lumping the midwest and deep south into the united states... which, appropriately enough, leads us to incest...
    people don't molest family members because they drink
    people drink because they've molested or been molested by family members
    psych and developmental issues can be contributing factors to anything
    but they're not always the reason
    imo a better explanation would simply be fucked up people doing fucked up shit
    and incest is no more commonplace in éire than say the aforementioned midwest and southern united states
    only difference is micks drink whiskey, while white trash americans drink bud and do meth
     
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    That was the spirit of what I wrote.
    It's not the local water that's the problem.
    It's the cure for the ills.
    But it begets the new cycle.
    Once you drink a bottle on your own you are hooked.
    And once hooked you are liable to spill faulty seed.
    But the health is in the mother.
    All mother's can be saints and fix all generational problems.
    And if they can't then it's up to their children to save them.
    Because in the end all mother's are saints.
    One way or another.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    ah, then i misunderstood your screed
    my apologies
    but the bottle reference was well received
     
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    thought you were talking about latino uncles for a moment there
     
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    full album dropped today
    pure genius

     
  12. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Same with me.
    I keep my pot in a black bottle hidden in a tea kettle.
     
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    Don't forget black aunties.
     
  14. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    That's called carambola.
    I think y'all call it getting snookered.
     
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  15. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    I like the catholic diet.
    Most days only protein and fat with some greens. But no bread or wine.
    On the weekends feasting on bread and wine is just fine. And twice on Sunday.
    During the holiday season feast and be merry like if it's a 40 day weekend. All will be forgiven.
    Then fast with nature's bounty during the weeks of first fruits in late January and February with veggies unfoul fowl and clean fishes.
    And on the first day of march you call the butcher again and just say no to the starch.

    Oh wait that's the ketolic diet.
    Same word with similar meaning.
    Die. So you may live.
     
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  17. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    hmmm...
    grandma smoked since she was 20 and lived to 88
    mom was thrown in an internment camp in the prime of her young life and lived to 90
    pops served in the marines in ww2 and smoked and drank a lot, before quitting both in the late 1980's... he lived to 95
    not saying you shouldn't take care of yourself -- you should
    but i'd sure hate to find out (after the fact) that i could have eaten more steak and didn't need to give up whiskey
    die so you may live... or live like you'll die tomorrow
     
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    You do realize you’re not saved right? Catholics worship idols, pray to saints, and believe a number of other things inconsistent with the Bible. If you want salvation, I suggest you become a Christian. Ask @THINKBLUE, I’m sure he agrees with me.
     
  19. irish

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    last time i checked, catholics were christians
     
  20. Gebbeth

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    Is buggering young boys Kosher?

    JUST KIDDING!!!!
     
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