FEDIT POLITICS Thread

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by CapnTreee, Aug 12, 2016.

  1. fsudog21

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    welp it's happening again
    went to costco to grab water and started fighting abandoned empty carts two aisles before getting there
    there was some water (mostly the alkaline i prefer so that was good but...not much
    and absolutely zero paper towels and tp
    so the empty carts were all from people hustling in to the back area and nothing else
    talking to the employees its been happening since last week and getting progressively worse
    they said they are seeing people arriving early and going back and forth to the car hoarding supplies for hours
    half of the public listen to the people pushing fear as their only form of control
    if you are one of these people you're an imbecile
    btw you are only allowed 2 hours for thanksgiving and can expect a knock at the door if you go over
    your neighbors are watching and a hotline has been set up
    better not catch anyone singing or playing wind instruments either
     
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    definitely homo
     
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    Fuckers. We got stuck with a shit load (pun intended) of one-ply butt wad during the last TP buying spree.
     
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    same here and i have to buy for the school as well
    i talk to all the people in the local stores and they're just fucking disgusted
    one clerk said its the ugliest thing she's ever witnessed w people fighting over stuff again
    seems to me like it just gives simpletons something to do during the day
    obviously disinfectant is huge for us but good luck finding wipes from day one
    we finally just made up our own spray solution
    also i noticed the full cart panic w can and frozen foods
    first i had noticed it so was giving the heads up
    fwiw i was in hdepot yesterday and noticed they had stuff still
    at least until the pinheads descend
     
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    ACB is so cute and smart.
    Congrats to her!
     
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    I go to special stores where all of that stuff is in great supply at cheap prices
    the items are shipped in from arizona and new mexico
    the thing about TP and other products is that they dont expire even if they are past the new date
     
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    and you don't actually need it
    tap water duh
     
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    I hate people
     
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    I would suck a fart out of her ass.
     
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    yeah like she farts
     
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    If there isn't a silent majority that makes this a Reagan 84/Nixon 72 landslide, I don't know what to say. This is the worst candidate in history.
     
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    Actors need to be fed.
    Motivation and lines.
    Both go to their head.
    Filled with vapid lies.
    Making their eyes dead.
    When high off air supply.
    And other noxious fumes.
    Only used on old dudes.
    Who never paid dues.
    To the god of the deutsch.
     
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    I actually dip my toilet paper in the sink. Well for the final wipe. Or next to final wipe.
    Too cheap to buy wetnaps and besides... they are too moist.
    I don't have hot water on tap so its best to stay clean moment to moment instead of day to day.
    It's good to b prepared now.
    So you don't need preparation h later.
    Maybe I just need to buy better TP.
     
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    When Trump wins it will be hell on earth for 11 and a half weeks.
    During crisis the families go to the mattresses and that is how you know who/where their base is.
    When shit hits the fan people want to cover their ass.
    We are being cultured into a new class system.
    "respect" being the new word that means obey.
    Do not respect anybody.
    Respect everybody.
    Do not respect individuals.
    Respect bonds and connections.
    Do not respect anything else.
    Or they getcha!
    Remember how diva lead singers have lists of things they need like only blue M&M's and that nobody that isn't an 'artist' look at them in the eyes, everyone must shy away from the bright stardom and look away as the diva walks by.
    It is the same as the courtesy bend of your back in front of the regal.
    It's just the respect of tomorrow.
    Like the useless mask today.
    And the crucifix on your neck of the past.
    Papers Please! has many forms.
    But either way its about you bending over.

    You guys know the story of how Lopez became the devil of the asses of the north of hattia who lived off the amber of the acacia in west asia?
    It is sorta similar to the story of the "greeks" and the 'trojans'.
    But set in the garden of Godinez which would be periodically attacked by demons.
    Of course the demons saw Godinez and his people as barbarians.
    And the demons saw themselves as the rightful indigenous people of the earth.
    Outside the garden a new man started to build a great tower to protect the garden from demonic attacks.
    When questioned by the men entrusted by Godinez to guard the garden this new man said that his tower would reach all the way to the most high so that not even the sky could harm the garden of Godinez.
    The people of Godinez were happy with the idea and asked him if he needed any help.
    He said that all he needed was the help of his wooden horse to help him build the great tower that would protect the garden forever from the demon hordes.
    In fact that without the horse he couldn't do any real work as the wooden horse is the backbone of all craft.
    It is the pillar and base that holds the table on which all work is to be done and all material is to be cut and all tools to be wielded.

    Except everyone reading this knows the wooden horse is not just a wooden horse of course.
    In this story the wooden horse turns into a real life horse that has wings and has super powers to build the entire skyscraper in one night while everyone in the garden city is fast asleep.
    And that the new man is not a man of Godinez but actually an old wizard using Ch'thonian neck romanticism to control a legion of base worldly demons living inside this this one magically enchanted horse.
    A weird part of the story is that the demons are all gay it seems. That fact that they are gay is important only for one point in the story.
    As soon as daybreak hits a demon army of gay rapists and murderers would be unleashed from within that tower.
    When its heights pierced the skys cloud barrier the legion of ghosts powering the horse would take physical form and storm the garden.
    The only person to notice this was Lopez who slept with one eye open because he didnt sleep anyway so might as well keep a watch out.
    Lopez could see ghosts that the others could not.
    So Lopez did what he had to do to save his people.
    He dressed up as a pink polka dotted unicorn and ran in front of the demon workhorse.
    Pulling the aggression of the senseless amalgamation of man and beast away from its objective of completing the last level of the tower.
    The wizard could not account for the demons ultimate weakness.
    Lusty desire of anything tantalizing its eyes can grasp.

    I don't want to tell you what happened to Lopez once the demon horse got to him.
    In fact we don't really know for sure.
    But suffice it to say that the sun came out and the tower was never completed.
    The wizard was disrobed and put to death.
    And Lopez was given life in prison inside the ass tower of silence.
    Because if there is one rule above all rules in the garden is that you must always cover your six.
    All 3 of them.
    And all you are going to be told is that Lopez is the devil now.
    That this story is called 'how the devil got his ass broke'.
    Which I think really means 'the story of how somebody has to take the pratfall to keep the show on the road'.
    Because it turns out years later that Godinez has a favorite young horse that runs faster and pulls harder than any horse any man has ever husbanded before. Almost as if it had a 8 legs and had 2 horsepower instead of the normal 1 horsepower of standard horses.
    And all of his guardians were now turned into the most excellent of horsemen and better riders than any the world had ever seen.
    Their skill with the tools of the carpenter became legendary almost overnight and they became experts at making bows and ships.
    Soon they were raiding all over the world and increasing in science and industry becoming the leaders of metallurgy and mining.
    Where did this all come from?
    It was a gift from Lopez who quietly breeds horses and writes letters on dogs and various other subjects for the subjects of Lord Godinez to delight themselves with.
    All from within his the ass tower of silence.
    But ass needs some nordic accents over it to really mean what it means.
    These horse lords are funny gaius.
    Putting on goods shows where every they tour the towers the natives build for them.
    You ever notice how a cowboys hat looks like horns on a mans head as the shadows hit it from a distance?

    Do your dogs look up?
    Only to bark at the moon right?
    Not during the light of the sun.
    Unless you train them.
    You can even train them to put a paw up at their face and wink with one eye.
    And they already naturally turn their view askew whenever they really want to check something out.
    Right?
    They even go huh? as they do it.
    Wait this is me going off on a tangent.
    Forget about the dogs.
    Unless you love dogs.
    Then you get what im saying.
    Gotta make them dogs look up.
    Because hell week is coming.
    And its going to be a long cold winter till January 20th.
    Where they will try to make you bend.
    But like cold steel you rather break than bend.
     
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    my akitas have a batman silhouette when they look up
    are they saviors?
     
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