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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Thanks to Elon musk ans his global warming the gulag might be a tropical paradise by then.
     
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    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    Someone can have credibility and still be wrong or make mistakes. I mean, look at huh?. He's biblically literate but also gay.
     
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  3. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    an excellent analogy.
     
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  4. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    lighten up francis
     
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  5. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    Finished Can't Hurt Me by David Goggins

    Not solely related to this book but something I've noticed, reading out loud, hearing yourself say the words, sometimes certain things hit different with a deeper feeling and impact
     
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  7. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    Finished A Man for All Markets
    Okay beginning, brutal middle, fantastic late-middle to end.
     
  8. Orange&Blue

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    Wow, I can’t believe DSP is still up and running, I’m in utter shock
     
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  9. LAdiablo

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    wait until our plan to rule the world comes to fruition
     
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  10. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Shhhhh... keep that for the secret jamboree in the woods
     
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  11. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    No jumping over bonfires, though.
    Some of us are testicularly challenged; it's the " Larry Longballs" syndrome, you see.
     
  12. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I saw that in jail for real.
    A small older black guy with testicular tumor had giant ass balls to his knees.
    You aren't supposed to look at anyone too long, specially their business.
    But that elephant man shit was hard not to stare at.
     
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  13. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    would imagine (huh?) it’s hard (homo) not to look when they’re bouncing on your chin
     
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  14. Bluezoo

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    You were.jumping over bonfires in jail ? Far out.
    Positively wicker man shit...
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    no not the bonfires part lol
    The giant balls part.
    We made fire in jail but small ones with wires and shit but not anything like that.
    Everything folks do in jail has to.be secret.
    Hidden from the guards.
     
  16. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    This is like a Star Trek episode...is Rube the creator ? Will he be top entity ?
    I think job assignments and placements within The New Order should start immediately...
    Forewarned is forearmed.
    Be ready.
    Obey.
     
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  17. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Nononono don't be silly.
    I don't have those kinda of crazy aspirations.
    I would most likely be the mad geneticist in the background finding the secret to life by experimenting on the potato bug and getting bit and turning into potato man who fights his arch nemesis the pope for taking his name in Spain!
    Something low and from the humus.
    You know where you find Mr potato man?
    Digging in the dirt.
    Potato man is down in the depths building mansions for everyone.
    But specially for ants and other myrmydons.
    Who use the extensive subterranean tunnel system of the underworld.

    Some of the same creatures that can thrive in the water or on mountain tops can also survive and even have a pretty nice life underground.
    What these areas have in common is that the air is rare.
    And what air is there is raw.

    Same with water.
    Change the air and the water and the pressure and the temperature of a subject and between those four variables the four beasts in your chromosomes will mutate their anime.

    The enemies of Mr potato bug don't give him a nice name. They say he looks like a fat locust with thr face of an old man.
    They spread lies and myths about him and call him evil and poison.
    A killer of children who like to play making tunnels in the dirt.
    He bites you in your hand and then you die.
    But its not true.
    Its old bitters talking out their tails.

    Mother's tell their children to fear and hate and run away from Mr potato man and then they kill him on sight.
    But Mr potato man works diligently all day everyday for them.
    Tilling the ground and fighting the evil buggerers.
    Aerating it so that it doesn't drown in its own shit.
    Because thats all dirt is.
    Shit that's been properly aired out.
    Over time.
    That you buy for a premium.

    Just a little soil for your pot.
     
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    You are the creator. You are Vger.
     
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    Bases loaded, no outs.
    The worst thing that could happen for the Dodgers.
     
  20. Bluezoo

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    Just no way, with the help of this scumbag umpire here, we can win. Fucking cursed man.
     

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