GAME THREAD DODGERS/METS

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things BlueMouse does over the next three games...

  1. masturbates to a boy band

    54.5%
  2. menstruates

    27.3%
  3. lactates

    36.4%
  4. flirts with VRP

    81.8%
  5. annoys VRP

    72.7%
  6. drives the Prius

    63.6%
  7. drives the (soccer-mom) van

    36.4%
  8. gets drunk on chardonnay

    45.5%
  9. pisses his pants/shats himself (unintentionally)

    36.4%
  10. publicly endorses kamala harris

    63.6%
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  1. doyerfan

    doyerfan MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    I'll be theres a 80% chance the Mets retaliate against the Dodgers cause they're dumb
     
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    doyerfan MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    Yikes, that's bad Julio. Those hitters sucked
     
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    Well, loser Joe and Julio look playoff ready.
    Jerkoffs.
     
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    darth550 Baba Yaga

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    Sure glad they coddled this guy....

    Way to "Manage", Davey....

    Fuckstick!
     
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    Urias can’t be trusted in any big situation. Guy is softer than charmin.
     
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    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    Ryu looked as good as he ever did. And deGrom is simply a great pitcher...just don't expect to score much against him.
    But some of Bellinger's swings were simply inexplicable. The completely flat footed one is a mystery. What can he be thinking? I sure hope someone on that staff is making him aware. But if someone is, why does it just keep getting worse each game?
    Now when I see Bellinger on deck, I feel he needs to get lucky to produce. Used to be, I couldn't wait until he got in the box.
    His stance is what it was again in his troublesome sophomore year...and it's still a recipe for mediocrity.
    Why he returned to it is totally unknowable.
    Is anyone watching or what?
     
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    Gebbeth DSP Legend

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    Is Urias the Mondesi/Puig of pitching?

    Worried.
     
  9. Bluezoo

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    His idol was Pete Rose.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    maybe next time hale bopp's round again.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    he is from sinaloa so his diet is mostly seafood
    since they fixed his wonky eye he has been eating more
     
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    He wasn't this fat.
     
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    So was his 1-2 pitch to 102 yr old Rajai Davis.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Julio = the reason LeBron couldn't trademark " Taco Tuesday "..or Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, etc.
     
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    julio, in his best wayne brady...
    “is julio urias gonna have to slap a bitch?...”
     
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    They really are. I chose both @VRP options because any dude flirting with me would be annoying.
    Wow homophobe
    ^ Did I do that right @irish @THINKBLUE ?
     
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    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    Good job!
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    well done young squire
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    Let’s win this series. A win today puts the Mets at 4 games back of the Cubs and might effectively kill their playoff hopes.
     
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