Expired Game Threads

So ....

If you told me Shohei Ohtani would strikeout in his 2nd & 3rd ABs ... I'd assume it was the fifth inning and NY lead 4-0 ....

Well fuck me.

 

Two things in the 3rd inning of this ballgame ...

1. Don't blow this lead. If you do, I have to blow @irish (again)

2. Dear Dodger 8 & 9 hitters - start getting on base like LaMahieu & Vivas the last two games.

 

As homo as humanly possible, I love Kim

 

He's Asian. Flip him over & he almost looks like a white kid.

 

I heard he injured his toe when he went to the bathroom in the middle of night ? Why ? How old is he...30 or something ?
BHP ?

 

as long as I get a stream of water up my bunghole it works for me
don't even remember how I used to live without one

 

Joe Davis and John Smolz have mentioned Arron Judge's name a combined 51 times tonight so far.
Smolz was lionizing the Yankee starting picher and how great he was... at the end of the first inning, he had given up four runs and was at 40 pitches.
Is that great ?

 

sitting here at Chumash watching the game in the room w a bottle of Zacapa23 since I don't gamble or enjoy asshats smoking cigarettes and I had a thought
is Mookie tradable?
I mean I know he's an awesome player but if he requires playing ss and is starting to exhibit diva behavior...
not even sure if he has a no trade but what could he bring back?
Pages!

 

I heard that too
something like this is classic so and so as if he was some great pitcher w a history of amazing moments

 

Result: Scarecrow benches him through Flag Day ...

 

Vin called these games "laughers"

We call them "games that precede a shitty lineup that LA loses the next day"

 

unfair to try and win them all

 

looking at all the pending game threads I'm guessing @irish may being going on vacation...
if I haven't said so previously TYVM for keeping the site in order and current its much appreciated

 

Yes. Thanks, irish, and all the mods. I appreciate it very much.

 

Oh ye of little faith.

Well done by The Knack. Might have gone seven. He got squeezed out of a bunch of strikes. Loved his final pitch.......the called third to Grisham. Can't stand that fucker from his Pad days.

Nice to see the Possum finally keep one inside the foul pole.

Kim continues to impress. Never saw this coming after watching him in the spring. Love those slappy hits to LF.

Even Conforto is starting to resemble a MLB hitter.

I'm with Smoltz on the position players as pitchers thing. It's a clown act. Perfect stage for Keegay and his Roller Derby helmet.

 

This is not a straight male.