Fuck The Athletic (its from SF) ESPN (its from NE) and fuck Deadspin, VICE, Reddit, and all the rest

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  1. dodgers

    dodgers DSP Legend

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    I sent money already and it seems like Carlos Munoz just isn’t rube lol
     
  2. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I use a credit union and Zelle does not support it.
    I have an old Chase account so I tried downloading the app but it says I already have a password for it which I dont remember. It has old information so it sent the new password request to my old phone numbers.
    Sent my wife to chase to straighten it out.
    I told her the guys on the internet were giving me money, she looked at me funny and then I said 'no homo' and she was like phew!
     
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    Have more life in the Lakers thread? Lol.
    I haven't given a shit about the Lakers since they were in another state.
    And had #22.
     
  4. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Hey at least it isnt Carlos Danger.
     
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  5. CapnTreee

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    Your poor wife Rube...

    reminds me of those people who up to 'my' wife and open with "I'm so sorry..." just for her having been married to the likes of me for so long
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    That didn't actually happen Cap, as you know I sometimes bend the truth a little bit if it serves the greater good of a punch line.

    What really happened when I told her the guys from the website were giving me some money she got curious and made a comment about all my time on that site paying off. Then I told her it was to make some upgrades on the site and not going into our bank account... she gave me a 'meh' face and continued making my potato and leek soup that I love.
     
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    Sent mine this morning.
     
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    did you figure out zelle?
     
  9. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I am waiting for something in the mail from the bank, hopefully today.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Thanks man, you will be seeing some improvements pretty soon.
     
  11. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    to your yard? :poke:
     
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  12. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    yes, I want to buy goats
    maybe I should start a different donation campaign for my goats
    but no donations accepted from NZ due to conflict of interest.
     
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  13. rube

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    Ok guys, I figured out gazelle.
    Send the monkey monies to newrube@gmail.com
    And if you want to donate to the goat farm you can send money to ruven76@gmail.com
    You don't get anything for donating to DSP other than a warm place in some corner of my bosom.
    But if you donate to the goat farm you can get you some warm non homo goat milk in a freemason jar.
    And maybe even win some special home made feta spiked with spice from my garden.
    I am a really good gardner. People say my thumb is very green and usually sticky.
     
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    Did your dog return Rube?
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    No. My mom is very sad.
    So im taking her to eat Korean food.
    Total coincidence. No pun intended.
    It just works out that way sometimes.
    She will probably be the first to make a joke.
     
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  16. irish

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    until the dog’s tag shows up in the entree
    and wtf with korean food rube???
    I thought you were dsp’s vegan/holistic/treehumping/whalesaving/hempwearing/tinfoilhatdonning asexual...
     
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    Wow. Asexual ?
    Rube the starfish...
     
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  18. irish

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    yup, pretty unique...
    or is it eunuch?
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    My wife is vegan but I get her to eat some of the lamb and sometimes pastrami that I make. I do what some people think is sacrilege and boil some types of meats before I smoke them. For lamb it removes some of the game flavor and gives a cleaner smell while cooking that does not gross her out like most other meats do. Chicken grosses her out but I make cornish hen and she eats a little of that. I also flash cook skirt steak in its own juices inside a small pressurized saucepan. First I line the pan with a layer of potato. Then wrap the skirt steak around some zucchini, olives, pineapple or orange, mushrooms or eggplant and let the juice of the veggies and the meat turn into vapor that cooks the meat inside out in 5 to 6 minutes. It smells so good when you open the lid and all the vapor pops out. Then I put it on the grill for a couple minutes on each side for some color. Juiciest carne asada ever and no flavor loss. You are left with a nice little gravy and potato dish with some real nice tasting veggies. She will have some of that because the meat is so soft and tender and she ended up really liking the taste. Its like a quasi sous vide mary's bath type of deal.
    I go vegan for a couple weeks, sometimes a month or two out of the year. Give the organs a rest. I used to do a lot of intermittent fasting and would raw vegan going in and out of the fasts to let the body slowly get used to eating normal food.
    Of course i havent done any of this since I have been married or even before that since I had the hernia surgery.

    As for the rest of your lies I will address them forthwith.
    Whales can take care of themselves, they are huge. Tree humping is dangerous because of splinters. I do use hemp products but mainly hemp seeds, have not actually smoked hemp in a couple of years although I walk around my gardens hoping that miraculously an old buried seed has bloomed after a rainfall (it has happened before). I do line my hats with tinfoil but thats not so aliens/government wont read my thoughts, don't be ridiculous. It is strictly for the keeping of electormagnetic waves from bombarding my brain and causing a tumah. You know, science. And as my own personal faraday cage to keep my wiring safe in case of Russian dropping a continent wide EMP being that it is the only weapon Russia has that can actually cripple the US enough to let them get away without being obliterated by MAD.
     
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  20. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    "say what one more time motherfucker!!!"
     
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