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  1. LAdiablo

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    yep and it started w bush saying he could see putins soul by looking into his eyes. we have been extremely naive and the ex head of kgb has been all over it improving the position and strength of mother russia the whole time. russia gonna be russia.
    he knows exactly what he's doing and the void in our attention has made it possible.
    internationally its a free for all w dohbama shirking the controls.
    i know lets send out doh biden to threaten a boycott of the G8 summit that'll show em.
     
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    wwcnd???

     
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    I think I know what your saying Rube, but a little cryptic for me.
    I know that the Ruskis are poised and ready, and ready to pull the lanyards and the boots are on the ground.
    The "West is scrambling to respond" seems so "you can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk " to me, as we used to say in the schoolyard after a flagrant foul.
    I suppose Obo has to say, veiled threats notwithstanding, something. I guess everyone else has laryngitis profundus; not a peep.
    I'm wondering just what sanctions on Russia actually is, unless it's wheat or something.
    ....and the beat goes on....
     
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    Positively brilliant Devil.
    the Homer factor.
     
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    My favorite was always the simple and eloquent:

    'Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.'
     
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    Hey I'm getting better at boiling down my terms to one's y'all are more readily familiar with.
    It's much better to use terms when conveying a message over imprecise airways
    We don't all speak and use the same tongue.
    And it's too foggy here for smoke.

    But to be clear.
    Russia never died. It hibernated.
    We never stopped being spied on or having high ranking enemies infiltrating our gov.
    it was decided to shut up about the reds and together fight the browns and blacks.
    When ari gets tired of fighting hari they join on the browns and blacks who are easy pickings to get fat on. It's not racism in modern sense of pc. It's racism as in the race to the top.

    Red suitcase delivered to Aryans in Persia dropped in the Syrian wilderness of Damascus = world death
    Damascus is next to Israel.
    Any red suitcase lighting the night in Damascus will somber the days in Israel.
    US will be entreated to act.
    Palestinians sacrificed in order to easily destroy Israel.
    Maybe red suitcase can't get into lockdown Israel.
    But Israel has many neighbors and the Aryans aren't Arabs.
    Palestine and Lebanon are candidates for kamikaze run on their own people and lands in order for the cloud to cover the land of nuts and dates.
    Israel has the Samson option = if I'm going down y'all coming with me.
    That's the rushing attack of stressed out witches in black masses of deaths destruction.
    With red suitcases pointed out like the tips of their star remphan.
    The game.never stopped.
    more cheap tricks though... "there is no chess game, the droids you are looking for are not here". Hey look at that landspeeder!
    Missing suitcases never found.
    Can't find what's not missing but hidden away for a reigny day.
    Perestroiwhatchamacaca and glastsnots all this time.
    Bald men with blood stains on head = classic stock bond villain
    Operation reverse paperclip should ring bells.
    We are in the land of Stetson but we still cried out to our grey fatherland and so always jealous red mother soon behind.
    incest of intelligence = inbred mutant intelligence

    The power that was and then was not and will be again = Dragon.
     
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    not being ready is a form of readiness
    Only way is draft
    Only way draft accepted is if draft is the only way
    Draft is only way.
    Not being ready is a form of readiness.

    Cheap logic wins in minds of cheap suits.
    The benevolent eu has no ropa so time to thin the heard where the buffalo room.
     
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    Ultimate power is to have it, but not use it.
     
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    that's why i'm taking viagra but maintaining my celibacy :whistle:
     
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    ?
     
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    i'll take the bike
     
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    I called. I blocked my number. She was very confused. Someone is fucking with her. I said what is for $75? There are few items in the pic. She said, the pine tree? I said. Well I saw a bike and a really cool cone but the ad doesn't say what is for sale. The door maybe? She was lost so I kept going. It was pretty funny. She was really confused. I think someone placed the ad to fuck with her.
     
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    LMFAO ^
     
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    has to be some kind of code front. if you don't know what a pine tree is you can't have one.
     
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    I thought it was the red cabinet.
    Pretty sweet.
     
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    Kinda surprised at McCaughney , haing a singular disdain for life and mankind in general in his role as Russ on True Detective, and doing it so well (you'd think the guy was at least somewhat of a self loathing realist of sorts), thanking God first and foremost last night as he grabbed his Best Actor Award. Quoting Charles Laughton and his statement about "you're best friend is God" or something like that, I thought Laughton was a bisexual, who had affairs with many men in his life, despite his marriage to the Bride of Frankenstein, who had the really wild hairdo and a killer bod underneath all that wrapping. He probably thought "she hate me".
    "The line of the night for me: when Degeneres singled out Jonah Hill for his penis exposing scene in The WOWS, she said, "now that's something I haven't seen in a long, long time".
    Indeed...
     
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    "...and into The Valley of Death rode the six hundred heavy mechanized Russian infantry brigade"
     
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