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Oh and a shit ton of brown and black people will die dont get me wrong.
People gonna die everywhere if the world starts moving around and such.
But once its all settled down there will be tons of survivors down south.
And the weather will be great.
Resources everywhere.
Oh wait now i can go get water from the local river without having to pay 'rent' extortion to coca cola or nestle for the privilege... awesome!

Europe had no people for a long time because the world had a large canopy of ice at the top of it.
Most people think that means there was a canopy above in the atmosphere. There are theories.
What is not a theory and is a fact is that europe and the northern hemisphere in general was under a canopy of ice.
When it was global warming time most of that ice melted down into rivers.
People started to go north as over the year there was information of this wonderful green lush lands up north with lots of precious snow melt.
Powerful mineral fueled water that could heal disease like in a Lazarus Pit.
Folks came far and wide to these rivers and as these throngs followed the banks they too looked like a river, a river of people.

Europe had people with a larger carbon footprint. These bigfoot beings are the previous iteration of humans.
They got dropped into the sea for being cretins with their boots stuck in concrete.
Cant move, feet stuck, waves coming, slowly die.
These goliaths cant move with the turning tide and get cut from underfoot with a perfect chop block to the forehead.
Because at the end of any age the last thing that goes is the frontal lobe and its tuner of the attention span.
No need for lobotomy since we been getting teenage lobotosodomized since the 50's and 60's.
Young people have good intentions for selfish reasons that look to be good and right action but in reality would lead to great problems.
Old people have intentions that seem selfish and wrong but for the right reasons that are not all that clear or even well meaning until time has illuminated the situation.
Thats why young people are the driving force with this ultra PC bullshit even though it was started by people who were once young like them but are now old and now better.
Its always this way but now its worse.
And every generation people say... but this time its worse!
It is though. And it will only get worse until it cant get worse.
Idiocracy is upon us.
President Camacho Trump to the rescue!

 

i didnt mean we as in me but we as in us.
im as low footprint as i can be in the forest
my home is warmed by naturally felled lumber
i havent driven my big truck in 6 years and instead downsized to a 4 cyl old japanese minivan
i grow juicy papayas in the winter
i use all my gray water for plants
but i drink a lot of water from cheap plastic bottles from walmart
im in the forest but a forest thats a 10 minute drive from an in n out, zPizza, costco, walmart the 210 and highway 66.
half of that time is just getting in and out of the car to open and shut gates that lead up to the forest
cuz its my forest!

 

come on rube
you talk about being extorted by coca cola and nestle
but then freely choose to shop at walmart and in n out
it's not extortion if the lemmings jump without provocation
caveat emptor

 

i know thats why i mentioned it, im not some live off the land backwoods guy... i buy my dog food at walmart and now my people food too (walmart has produce, bakery/deli and meat depts now, wtf?)
just nice to get as much as i can from the land as a supplement to what i have to actually pay for
i would love to get more but i need a tractor to move dirt around to create berms, mounds and ponds
these papayas are so much better tasting and smelling than what you get at the store and they heal my gut
but i also tonight got me a pair of marshmellowy soft memory foam filled canvas shoes made in china at walmart on clearance for 9 bucks, score!
and a disgusting family sized roided up giant rotisserie chicken cooked in the walmart, minis score.
and Irish i was not saying that I was being extorted by nestle but the south american dude who i was representing in the narrative of that particular post
come on Irish you should know how to read my posts better.
i should grow chickens
and get a rotisserie rack for the fireplace
or the bbq i guess

 

i hear ya bubba
i'm fortunate that i have access to fresh produce and seafood pretty much daily
and yet i'll still eat crappy occasionally because it's more convenient
never been a fan of papayas or mangos
but i used to have a client in coachella with a date ranch
4am, wow
wtf are you up at this hour rube?

 

santa ana's just kicked up here
only about 15k right now
but supposed to get in the 30-40k range later
bitchen out right now
lots of palm trees here
and it's a full moon
peaceful, tranquil and serene
cue the maria muldar track
and yet i can't sleep
bartender's nocturnal curse
maybe i'm a vampire
and not one of those pussy twilight bkitches
just a lecherous bloodsucking fiend
maybe i should see if shaw's firm is hiring
so tired
just not sleepy
good thing i have to work the other job in about 5 hours
meh, guess i'll sleep when i'm dead

 

you know it's bad when you wish jerry was here just so you could have someone to talk to

 

if insomnia is the inability to sleep
why is somnia not a word?
or is it?
and what is inagaddalavida?
because i'm well east of eden
and south of cannery row
over the hills and far away
where is the love roberta flack?
so so tired

 

probably just me
but the kinks were to the 60's what the ramones were to the 80's
and the yardbirds were like nirvana
actually, reverse that
no idea who todd rundgren was
maybe daryl hannah
but not without an orthodontist

 

i have been an insomniac vampire with a limp since junior high
why i started drinking early and smoking late
and probably when i started serving word cocktails
somnia is a word btw
it means to dream, as in to have vision as in to see past the veil of darkness over your eyes
even if that veil is just your eyelid skin
in somnia = out of dreams = out of vision
i used to call it time out
if i cant sleep im in time out, outside of time, out of time
if i can sleep then time is in, game clock is running

 

what if the dream is the veil?

 

then we need to stop dreaming
do you know the word for removing a veil?
apocalypse
apo = after
calypse = to cover/conceal/veil

apocalypse = 'when the veil used to conceal corruption has been lifted'

the blowing up of "Krypton" (cryptic/secret) = apocalypse
the look behind the curtain in Oz = apocalypse

 

but what if the veil is not just for concealment?
what if it exists to shield us from said apocalypse?
the curtain in oz was not a veil
in fact there was no curtain
the wizard was always there if only someone was lucid enough to look
toto, his mind not confined by the boundaries of humans, merely sought the truth
and alas dorothy was free from her bondage
or was it all just a dream?...

 

you'll understand this more than anyone
there's a lot more to caddying than just carrying the bag