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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    Blowing a dozen hobos doesn't make me gay!

    PAYING to do it makes me gay.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    oldie but a goodie

     
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    was talking to a local clerk as the security code came over the loudspeaker
    i'd seen the bum in the store before getting in line and said the should have a greeter ask "hi will you be shopping or stealing with us today"
    she said its so bad even the "decent" people aren't paying for their items as they self scan...no kidding
     
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    Granddaughter was easy on the eyes.

    <lecherous old man>
     
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    incredible how quickly things change
    especially with how many freaks there are around its like you sort of just need to stare straight ahead!
    God forbid we say anything
    and to think it was just the other day i thought i had a chance...i guess i still do it just involves money
     
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  6. Finski

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    Hey ... I teach 14-17 year old girls. I'm no perv so it's cool but if Rube had gone into teaching ... Well, you know the rest of the story.
     
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  7. irish

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    McMartin Preschool approves this post.
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    enjoyed the netflix movie old dads
    bill burr is legend and this is his directorial debut
    canavale is great in everything and even though it starts a little slow i was in tears for half of it
    solid 7 on a scale of 10 for me
     
  9. Finski

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    Had a close call near-fatal accident yesterday. For about three full seconds, I thought, "This might be it...". Pretty effin heavy shit to muse on after you avoid it.

    I work bus driver shifts after schools a few days a week. Extra money (plus it gives @irish fuel for pedo jokes) ... Anyway... It's a 'short bus' with about 12 kids and a 32 mile drive to a pool for swim practice ... keep in mind - this is a small town.

    So I'm headed back before dark when some heavy footed truck driving shithead about 100 yards ahead of me and headed in the other direction swerves into my path to pass a big rig. I'm doing 60, he's doing about the same. He's straight at me. I gradually pull right as he drifts further at me - then as I correct more right & start to brace myself, he does a crazy ass swerve to his right & avoids my front grill by maybe three feet.

    I tell you ... It was profoundly intense. Kids were pretty shook but now they think I'm Steve McQueen (or maybe just a regular queen - beat you to it, Irish)

    After, I had occasion to talk to God for a few minutes. Fuckin people take mad risks on highways, man. Never understood that shit at all.

    Glad to still be here.
     
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    glad you're still here too mate
    sounds like you still have great reactions and those little guys and their families are grateful i'm sure
    its a horror movie out there at all times in LA w no cops writing tickets
    hope someone got a plate and can charge him w something
     
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    Glad you and your crew are OK.

    Can the same be said for your underwear? (no homo)
     
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    Easy to put on.

    Yellow in front, brown in back.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    scary shit man
    glad you’re okay brother
    and those kid’s parents have you to thank
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    reverse that
    homo
     
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    or discover black boxer briefs like the rest of us
    tighty whities are cruel in many ways
     
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    Laughable shit journalism right here ....

    https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a45780855/when-will-the-singularity-happen/

    People who espouse this stuff are the same people who tell me that there's no proof that God exists.

    Nothing but a pantsload of NOW humans more superstitious than a village of THEN CroMagnons.

    AI is their new Blair Witch or Y2K panic. Just like that movie & that bogus concern .... it's clickbait stupid from day one.
     
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    I'm glad you're OK brother...
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    You guys stopped posting about the lakers?
     

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