FEDIT POLITICS Thread

Indeed we did.

 

no more mountain, its been leveled
i live with a cadre of seniors now so there is buckets of drugs everywhere
im gussing your sister already had her surgery
all the people i know that go down south for meds already died the past year or two
so no special orders

why is there only like 6 people posting here... any ideas as to how that happened?

 

tale as old as time
gate house carls with horned heads vs eternal mountain jarls with little hats
gate is a guerite as in guero which means gatehouse for guards on duty to hide/rest
similar to a blind/blonde used to make you hard to see/shoot while you ready your shot
mountain jarls live in eternally green mountains
mountains that grow eternally like the icebergs near greenland

sir william barr is a green card carrying member of the same class of eternals
he knows who killed epstein
but instead he goes after gates
because for the green bergs to smash into the titanic gates you need sir william barr to send gates up the river atlantic
you gotta save the bergs, no matter how many gates you gotta break
saving the bergs gets you your seat at the eternals table
at the price of sinking any mere mortals that happen to stand in front of the gate and say no you do not pass go and you dont collect 200 dollars
you go directly to jail
bergs dont do gel
they dont have the hair for it
unlike those hairy barbarians
who hold the keys to the gates

now i could spell it out to you
give you numbers and facts
names and dates and all the fat to chew on
all the juicy details that people want to know
its easy to find the whole story with a few clicks
you just have to do a little digging in the dirt

still if i left you wanting more feel free to ask
im taking a day off from heavy gardening so i can be around to answer your questions
but if you dont want to ask more questions but want to know the gist of the story
matt gaetz is not supported by the israel lobby
someone who is protected by the israel lobby got in trouble
that person was given an out as long as he could set someone else up for his crimes
therefore matt gaetz gets a sex scandal

like i said tale as old as time
it really is about who you know
who you know... biblically speaking
because the only people trying to fuck you
are the ones pretending to fuck with you

thats why good geats have to keep the gates closed so only goths and guides get through the gates of the thrice tarred
we cant all live in tarnation
thats for the boys
but most men prefer to live in carnation
like the little girls eating lollipops and ice cream

 

i built this city
im responsible.

then again...

you break it
you buy it!

 

I'd guess because they didn't like the political thread for a few of them but idk
certainly wasn't pointing a finger at you personally
yes but its been an ongoing 2 year knee surgery complete with falls and broken wrists
she's a mess and can't get anything so I've been digging up tram wherever I can find it
usually its from someone who went down south, like me, and brought it back but doesn't like it
only thing works for her atm and so I reach out anywhere I can but thanks
sorry about the mountain it was gorgeous and glad I got to see it
Lala asks about you and your mom

 

You have huge amounts of hate and it spills outta you constantly.
What the heart is full of the mouth spews.

You will always get things wrong and fly off the handle when you are talking to someone you do not respect.
I saw how you treated people left and right but you made a friend with diablo so I cut you some slack.
Because im all about the spirit of the law not the legalese and it made me happy that diablo was making a new friend.
Specially after the previous one, and the other one, and the one before that.

I know i made your year.
I make the year of everyone around me every day.
I am very very very agreeable.
I listen and let people talk and talk and talk.
People like that. They like when you shut up and let them talk.
And they just go on and on and on telling you all sorts of things.
Everytime you would get up to go to the bathroom or make a call or whatever Diablo would look at me and I would like at him and we would both kinda shrug and laugh a little.
We thought you were weird and socially awkward but not in the autistic way but in the loud or overdone way. Still we figured you were harmless and we were trying to have a good time and you were probably just nervous or something.
We talked a little about not wanting you to get any feel bads so we followed your vibe as best we could.
We both wanted you to feel good. You seemed to always be frantic and worried about stuff.
We were doing our best to make you feel at ease by letting you lead conversations and talk about whatever you wanted.
You had a lot of stuff you wanted to say.
You are very blessed with the life you have with your wife and kids.
And your job and everything too.
I shit on it because im shitting on YOU but it flies over your head.
Like that one time you tried to tell folks that i hate catholics.
You failed at reading comprehension and got triggered and assumed all kinds of shit as you cant help but doing.
Yet, maybe you still have time, maybe you arent signed sealed and delivered yet.
Only who knows.
But you are very sure of yourself which only comes when someone truly believes themselves to be a finished product.

Im the sweetest kindest softest person you will ever meet.
I always give away my last dollar. I am a dumb peasant.
I am also the toughest motherfucker you will ever meet.
When my fists are empty of dollars and all i got is fucks.
So now i give away fucks for free.
I got a lot of fucks to offer but not for you.

If you want one you gotta pay the price.
Like i said before you get to stick around.
But as a dhimmi. Because that is what you deserve.
You have the right to read threads and even the right to respond and make your own posts if you would like.
You have many rights, almost as many as anyone else.
Arent you a special bird.

You dont have the right to jump in with jokes when someone else is joking with me.
You dont have the right to even like those posts.
When you do then I will reserve my right to fuck with you.
To call you out for what you are.
To besmirch your name, your religion, your occupation, and everything you stand for.
But I will never stoop down to your level.
What comes out of your heart has never and can never come out of mine.
My limits are set in stone because they werent written by my hand.

In fact i have the right to start taxing you actual money.
So you can really learn how to be the dimmy that you are.
In lieu of your repentance of course.
You know what you did last summer.
A few summers ago.
And you never repented.

So if there is to be another chance its all on you shithead.
Repent for the end is nigh!
And upon repentance I will believe your sincerity.
But unlike most protestants who live on faith alone I understand the folly of the methodist.
And as a cathode you will understand how electricity works.
Faith cannot live long without works because faith without works dies on the vine when the cold weather comes.
And as you like to say my friend... winter is coming.

If you catching my vibe.

I accept paypal at rubeficient@gmail.com
And I can put it to better use for the mushroom kingdom than you could ever do.
Specially with that bad back of yours fatty.
Remember that Mario was a Herulian and Luigi was a Vandal.
Bah whats the use with you... you not one with the Hunnies.

I would take care of that issue if I was you.
Not that I ever did though lol.
For years i had back pain.
Debilitating back pain where things just seized up.
I thought it must be injuries from fighting at first.
But I wasnt lame like Timur, there was something wrong.
I couldnt get an MRI to save my life.
Xrays always said everything was fine.
Bloodwork was great.
But I didnt take the drugs or shots he wanted me to take.
So my complaints of back pain were met by pain pills and steroids that i did not take.
Doctor dont like that. And when you question the doctor the doctor dont pay you any mind anymore.

Luckily he finally sent me with the boys with the big toys.
Turns out it was cancer.
You shoulda seen the look on his face.
He was still laughing me off talking shit as he was scanning the oncologist report.
But once he got to the meat and potatoes he did know where to put his eyes.
Mostly looked down at his shoes as he told me about my surgical options.

He was forced to repent out of shame.
Not out of knowledge of his craft.
Much less out of love for his patient.
But out of personal shame due to deep character flaws he had missed.
Just like he missed the cancer even though I asked him to check my back for years.
You just cant teach an old dog with graduate degrees on the wall any tricks.
Its offensive to them.
Just like it was offensive to you for me to have an opinion on stuff while we were in your car.
You claimed the authority as you tend to do.
And with people like you I just let them be all they can be.
I sit back and let you rule court.
Its what you like, remember.
It is how you feel comfortable, maybe?
So it is what I did for you.
Which is what I do for everyone in my presence.
I make people better.
But that comes much much much later.
After I first make them feel good.
Feel good about themselves and about what they say, their opinions and beliefs.
I dont give out my opinion much when I know its gonna cause my fellow man to stumble.
Why trigger the weak.
I let them think I agree with them if that is what they come away thinking.
I dont challenge their opinions with my own.
I do everything without thinking and by nature in order for the person around me to feel the best he can be.

People around me just feel good all the time.
I actively appear as if im fascinated by what they are saying.
And that is because I genuinely am. I get hyped up when people are telling me their stories.
I dont act cool. I dont look at my phone.
I generally only interject with verbal nods while encouraging you to go on while I soak in everything you say.
Except those that have to look at their feet when im around, most people feel great and have a great time in my presence.
And I dont even give away free cocaine.
But I am the coke in your furnace.
Just be happy that this Christmas when you look into the stocking nicely hanging from your fireplace... that you dont find a tiny clump of coal in there.

Because the last thing you want this holiday season is a little piece of me.
So be a good boy.
And remember the most important part of war and peace and the most important part of this post.
The milk and the cookies.

 

This post says who's more fucked up.

Your honor ... exhibit A ...

 

Try not playing to the crowd for once.
Try not playing the harlot for once.
Try walking in the nude for once.

You dont need a judge to see if im fit under the toga.
You need to be stripped as you hide your ass.
Lest the judges see what you really look like.
Luckily you wear a fine toga.
And your good clothes take you a long way.
With me what you see is what you get.
Because its not a competition.
Unless you are a girl.
Trying to be liked.
By all the boys.

 

yeah they come and they go I believe that's life
when its about money or they insult people I like its done for me w no anger
don't wish anyone to go hungry just don't need to eat at the same table
but hey thanks for wishing me well that's pretty cool and I makes friends daily if that makes you feel better
not sure what your definition of a friend is but of me it goes as deep as you both choose to hold it
I just enjoy talking to people and not that many folks around do that anymore
so when I meet them I remember them, and them me if I am to cross paths again
had no idea you were coming from a different scrutiny of peoples intentions
sounds like something happened between you guys you didn't like and I missed that's for sure
we're all strange and all have blind spots which is probably why I'm pretty good at shoulder shrugs
whatever you think of me is fine bro
am I the reason you feel there's fewer poster?
thinking twice about the way the question was asked perhaps that was your position?

 

Dude, SHUT UP! Tmi ...

 

Not sure what all the squabbling is about; I tend to not read any of it because it bums me out so I'd rather just let it be.
Whatever the issue(s) may be, I hope these boobs can help squash it.

 

you doing your old mike shit again
stop being paranoid and second guessing shit
do i mince words or something?
if i had a problem with you you would be the first to know
but fuck what the fuck is this all this gay shit now

shoulder shrugs are fucking gay
so is all these blind spot shit you are talking about
at least to me, i dont get it
why not just be direct
im always gonna be direct
as far as friends wtf is that even a thing?
i have girlfriends and i love my pets
im friendly with any person that crosses my path
anyone that needs help that i can help i help
i chill with anyone who wants to hang out
and i hang out with anyone who is chill
other than that most of this shit is gay
but im gay friendly and i love watching yall gay it up
it warms the cockles of my heart when i read about all of yalls gay adventures
but as you can plainly see there is one guy and only one guy who is on my shitlist
nothing i say negative about anyone here is directed at anyone other than him
its not about you
stop being gay

...not that theres anything wrong with that

 

and when people dont pick sides you know what I do?
i help them pick a side by not being a side
hence why i check out as soon as i see a whiff of that kind of stuff

i dont wish fisnky bad at all
hope he dont end up with back cancer
i dont wish him pain or discomfort in his life
other than from when i shit on him for tax purposes
i hope nothing but good things for him and his family
but i reserve the right to call him a fuck face to his face everyday of the week if i wish
he is a proud and honorable fuck face
the more honorable and the more proud the more he is a fuck face
maybe if he gets off his high horse and pays me tribute i will lift the tax
maybe!

BTW all you saw in his car was me listening actively to him.
Taking it all in. AKA serving the speaker.
I am always gesticulating. I am always animated.
I am always like that with everyone.
And I told you why I wanted to ride with him.
And wanted to ride out with you since we really didnt get a chance to talk much other than when he left the table.
But I told you that I felt he needed it.
That I was gonna ride with him because there was something I felt he needed/wanted to hear.

There was no intellectual pissing contest. I dont think I ever disagreed with anything he said.
We come from two different schools of thought.
The difference being that he is an established authority and I am not.
So there is nothing I can say that is remotely worth considering from his pov.
While everything he says is obviously right as it is the status quo.
And anything challenging that is an affront to anything he believes.
You see how he conflates his beliefs with his pride and his ego.

Personally I had nothing against the guy when we had our car ride.
But anything I said was an insult to his intelligence.
Which makes him belligerent in defense.
And that was fine. I didnt take it personally or think he was being a dick on purpose.
I knew it was his nature and he was genuinely trying to be congenial.

But then he made an insinuation that deserves getting punched in the face and kicked in the balls till his fat ass repents for being such a weak cowardly bitch.
I probably should let it go.

Guess its time to be the bigger man with another intellectual giant with expensive education.
Honestly i never got passed 7th grade and was put in special education with the football players and other retards when they got me into high school.
Yet i think my level of education is just right.
Right about the level where I cant compete and end up folding.
Almost as if my education teaches how to win through losing.
Someone has to fold first.
And the one who folds first wins.
But im not foldin yet!!!!!

Its midnight and its my turn in the game is up.
I can bang out these replies in between rounds but this the last one on this subject for tonight.
Hopefully that is enough drama for your candy asses.

 

no, you went out of your way to to suggest I don't have friends for some reason so I answered
seems like you're angry and this has just gotten weird
wished you nothing but the best from day 1 and continue to do so
don't have the same intensity for the subject as you
Dodgers and Trump won and I'm going to continue on my high tyvm
and yes I'm gay gay gay butt loving homo
just not an angry one

 

Liberal indignancy ?

 

Yeah i think its the political thread and how people from there then take their political hate to the rest of the forum.
Even if they didnt the political hate of some people has always been a problem.
We let shit here go to shit mostly during Capntree time. He was your friend and that got him all the leeway in the world.
There was another guy or two before him but I cant remember their names.
I will look through the drugs in the house see if there isnt any tram or something like it.
If I find anything good i will let you know.

Tell Lala that I said thanks and that I really appreciated her class and how cool she was with all the chaos and mess going on. I wanted to be a better host but couldnt at the time but you and Lala made me feel at ease about the situation. She never made one weird comment that made me feel uncomfortable or judged or whatever.
She was was very affable and humble which made it easier for me.
But forget my opinion... more importantly was that my uncle said she was really fine.
Old man was dying of cancer but he was still a horn dog.
He was then quick to point out he was talking about her personality too.
Because my uncle was a reformed horndog after years of horndog rehab aka church.
Once he was put in the ground I inherited his demeanor though.
Probably from hanging around him so much when I was little.
And hanging around him so much when he was dying.
Although he was never really 'dying' if you know what i mean.
You wouldnt know he had cancer.
Until his wife got really sick and was dying.
Then he all of a sudden got sick and died first.
Seeing her dying killed a man known to everyone the world over as Tarzan.
I never saw him as Tarzan though.
I just saw him as the leader and that he needed help.
And I learned all of my skills from him.

 

wtf
you wildin again mike
i said nothing of the sort
and why would that make you butthurt?
you back to your old ways

is this what happens when you beat the LGBTQ people?
is it like what happened when you beat the Nazis and then operation paperclip happened?
why are you turning so gay
did operation papertiger happen and leave you guys infiltrated with top level LGBTQ scientists?

you getting stuck on one line you cant swallow just like old times
making it ferment in your gut and come back outta your mouth
you gotta swallow that shit because its not real
its just your own fermented gut juices
refluxing back up into your mouth
catching you off guard

which means you having a good time in the bubble you in
and like always im not getting in your way
i dont go around bursting your bubbles
keep on the good times while the last
and whatever you think is going on
nothing is going on
its just all in your head
you like to hammer yourself though
i cant stop you from taking words the way you want to
at this point we been at this for too many years
a word here or a phrase there should not get you to question and double think my intentions
you should know who your friends are by now without all of that gay shit going on in your head

im still blowing wind in the same direction
your sails just rigged up for manual transmission
im on automatic so i guess ill see you when the wind blows this way again
but right now you seem to be on a different wave
and even if I explain it does little use while you riding on the jet stream

im not in charge of whatever you think of any situation
thats some god level shit to want to control what someone thinks
all i can do is tell you that you been my friend for a good while now
even if we only met for a couple hours
and because you are my friend you get all the freeway in the world
you could even do doughnuts in the middle of the street burning rubber
like those teenagers taking over street corners with their slippin and slidin cars
and i would still give you the benefit of the doubt
because that is what I am in charge of
what is in my own heart and my own mind
and that doesnt change with the winds or the waves
at least for me that is
i know where my boat is moored
but whatever floats yours is also gonna carry it away
so carry on and have fun

and if you dont see me its not because im not here
its just because the world is shaped a certain way
and the waters run a certain other way
objects appear much farther away than they actually are
an optical illusion that our minds create to help us cope
knowing that the sea level is not always so level sub-nautica
makes us understand that the vanishing point is not real
its just science