FEDIT POLITICS Thread

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by CapnTreee, Aug 12, 2016.

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  1. LAdiablo

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    yeah i would like him to lay off the sophomoric shit but its who he is and its not gonna stop
    as much as i hate it i'll take it if it means these repeated boots to the bawls of the arrogant left and their shit policies
    great fucking day!
     
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    Colbert had a few funny moments about 20 years ago. He never deserved a show but that's the biz, sweetheart.

    Many of us could do what this fukmook did for 10 years, plus get a one-year lead alert on a layoff ... all while being incredibly overpaid. CBS doesn't divulge his salary but the guy makes upwards of 15 mil per annum. Bullshit bullshit bullshit.
     
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    Here's hoping Kimmel is next. Hasn't been funny since the Man Show.
     
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    While they're at it, pull all of them. Replace with Carson & Benny Hill reruns. Actual comedy plus titties. #Winning
     
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    Wouldn't you like to see that in a bikini?
     
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    that is how finksi would look if you remove his beard
    and his facial hair too!
     
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    this is how rube would look w no bones
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    this what diablo look like w nothing to gossip about
     
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    i see we have a philosopher in our midst
     
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    You want to see someone who fills out a bikini ? Everyone to their own tastes, but Billy Eilish can rock one, imo. The body underneath all tnose giant sweatshirts and baggy sweatpants is genuine ol' time religion...
     
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    tastes
    that is what politics is kinda about
    for instance i have no idea why that girl is famous for
    other than she being one of those singers high school girls like
    i know there is some 'thing' about here but i have no idea what it is
    is she a gay or something?
    i dont know but i just know she is very popular but i dont know if i have ever heard any of her music
    or seen any of her shows
    does she do movies/tv shows?
    i dont even know
    al i know is that she dresses like a middle schooler and dyes her hair blue or green or whatever
    i dont watch television or use social media at all now for years so i have no idea what is running through yalls veins

    tastes are about how we react to things and what things we react to
    there is nothing most valuable about you than knowing what makes you click the like button
    and everything related to your views like your reactions and opinions

    that is how you are tasted
    how your blood is tasted
    by big data up in the cloud
    collecting all of your tastes

    buds, the socialists in the media see and know who you are everytime you expose yourself

    old time religion is what it is
    power dynamics never change
    from the prince of persia
    to the king of babylon

    the moral of the story is dont talk to the snake
    the more you talk to the snake
    the more you expose your nakedness to the snake
    and if you go around continually exposing yourself
    you gonna come undone
    in more ways than one

    once that happens you gonna start to find yourself
    having a little sympathy...
    if you prove to be a man of wealth and taste
    yikes!

    i know i went off topic
    but thats because your posted in the politics thread by accident maybe?
    this was probably supposed to be for the off topic thread
    so maybe i should change the subject

    do you know what the jews were looking for when they discovered america?
    the legends of the fountain of youth somewhere deep in the heart of the new world
    the ladino Sephardim spied with their hundred eyes to where the book said the mana song would spring
    the fountain of the people of myrrh the myrmidons known as the armor clad Antilles warriors of Achilles
    where did the myrmidons get their vigor and their battle stances and their ever flowing fighting spirit?

    from the fountain of youth
    that they shared with the people of the Carib.
    they drive the heartbeat that pumps the fountain
    while the Scandinavians scaled heavens stairway
    and together they put it all in cauldron of cumbiaya
    everyone spit into that saucer full of secrets
    milk from the north and honey from the south
    to make the golden mead that only god can make

    in the weather that is always heavenly good
    near equation of equidistant equines of the equis kind
    there the cradles rockin and the boulders rollin
    where the heaviest led comes crashing down
    only to rise like a fiery ring of fire
    going where great men have gone before
    into the annals of history

    but not before a little taste of what makes knights of glory and beer drop the cold wars, comrade
    dont forget why we all come to america in the first place
    and since you already here
    come on in
    its not that deep
    the waters great
    take a sip

    but first pick your potion...


     
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    Haven't seen nor heard her ... but I'll take your word for it, brohim.
     
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    Nobody listens anymore...dont do the brown acid.
     
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    yes, i can confirm this is true
     
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    But everyone still hears...'the brown acid was wonderful.'

    – Mike Greenblatt

    Mike Greenblatt, author of “Woodstock 50th Anniversary: Back to Yasgur’s Farm.”
    Like the Paul Simon song, we set out to find our America. We wanted to meet other long-haired kids, like-minded souls who were also against the Vietnam War, for civil rights and women’s liberation, to wave our freak flag high. I bought a three-day ticket at the Last Straw, a head shop in Bloomfield, NJ, for $18, which we threw away because no one was there to collect it. My friend Neil and I drove up on Thursday afternoon with a tent, change of clothing, sandwiches, toothpaste, soap, a bag of pot, books –did we really think we were going to read at Woodstock? – which was left in the car when we were forced to abandon it.

    We hitched a ride to the site in a VW Beetle with about 16 hippies like a clown car, who let us perch on the running board. The first thing we saw was that stage; where we were able to find a great spot right in front, communing with the people who started gathering. We played a game of Monopoly by flashlight. At that point, we had no idea about the cultural significance or the enormity of the situation. We had never done anything like this in our entire lives. I just kept getting stoned on OPD… other people’s dope. It wasn’t until I woke up Friday morning that I realized – and I’ll never forget it the rest of my life –there’s a guy next to me I’d never seen before, who offered me a hit of his joint. “Turn around, man” he said. So I did, and then I saw it… a vista of humanity. That’s when we realized… there was no getting back to the car.

    The music was supposed to start at 9 in the morning, but Richie Havens didn’t go on until 5 p.m. The sound was incredible. People were still peaceful and enjoying the moment. We had no idea what was going on until Arlo Guthrie took the stage to inform us, “The New York State Thruway’s closed, man.”

    Sunday got off to a beautiful, sunny start with Joe Cocker, but then the skies turned pitch black and the torrential rains began … That was when a lady came by with a loaf of bread and a hit of acid. I took it at the beginning of Cocker’s set, and then came the warning from the stage. Don’t take the brown acid. But I just had. As it turned out, the brown acid was wonderful. John Morris got on-stage and told everyone the music would resume after the storm let up. His voice, along with Chip Monck’s, really calmed our nerves. The brown acid saved me. Once that kicked in, it was like I wasn’t hungry anymore. I was tripping.

    If Thursday, Friday and Saturday were idyllic, Sunday was a fucking nightmare. It wasn’t fun anymore. Neil had left to find a phone booth to call our moms. I was alone, the acid had kicked in, there was no music. The people around me weren’t very friendly at this point. I started freaking out, getting paranoid. Where’s Neil? Where’s the music? When is this damn rain going to stop? It was the best and worst weekend of my life. Neil eventually found me because I refused to leave the damn spot for fear of never finding him again. That’s where the concept of music and salvation comes in. As long as the music was playing, everything was alright. And that’s stayed with me until this day. By 2 a.m. we were cold and thirsty and here comes Blood, Sweat & Tears. We thought we were going to see Al Kooper; instead, it was David Clayton-Thomas and that stupid “Spinning Wheel.” That’s when we decided to leave. Fuck Jimi Hendrix. We’ve got to get out of here. We found our car thanks to the Christmas lights that were strung in the woods by Professor Langhart.

    When I got home, my mother clutched me to her bosom and cried. Since then, I’ve done nothing my entire life but listen to music and tell people about it. I’ve written for the Aquarian Weekly and Goldmine, and just published my first book – on Woodstock – at 68.


    Did I mention I sell books now.
    Wanna buy a book from me.
    I have them in every genre.
    You could say im a subject expert.
    I have a lot of subjects that I enjoy.
    And for each one I have many books.
    I am sure there is even a book just for you.
    With your name written on it.
    Just waiting for you to choose it.
    You love doggies.
    Think of used books as redeemed doggies from the lost and pound.
    Except they dont need to go to the vet and they dont poop on the floor.
    Yet you get to play with them and really get to know the heart of the author.
    So buy book from me.
    I give you good price.

    Oh and I would have you know that I am a respectable member of my cities fine chamber of commerce.
     

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