FEDIT POLITICS Thread

You telling me!
Im a masseuse. (jk not really a pro or anything (but i did live with one for a few years) lol)

Used all the ancient oils and everything.
I dont usually tell this part about me.
People like to make jokes as it is.
But I only massage old people.
Those that knead it.
Get it... am a riot!
Old people love my dad jokes.
And they like it more when i lay my hands upon then.
Give old ladies back rubs... they need it.

Skin is just another organ.
Of course it is the largest.
And the most neglected.
Besides you cant practice medicine in this country.
So obviously I dont.
Luckily many problems are merely skin deep.
And even if they are more severe once you already at the surface layer of the problem...
Why not dive in?
Or have we advanced so much as toolmakers that our hands are no longer our best tool?

Shit sorry man, i think i went off topic again.
Somebody get Irish on the line stat!
Its probably this new covfefe i switched to.
I promise to do better once I get Chock Full of Nuts again.

 

Fair enough and it's just as lame for me to say someone else started it but that is what happened I don't really care what anyone believes that just wish common sense would reign supreme

 

Of course I'm sitting in a laundromat with the girlfriend bouncing a super ball I paid four quarters for against the wall trying to amuse myself so don't listen to me

 

thats cuz you a good boy

i probably woulda thrown my shoes in the washing machine
pay the quarters to start the washer
hoisted my girl on top the cover
then sit in front of her while we both watch each other amuse ourselves
to the beat!

but im a lil devil

and i already have super balls at home
plus i rest on the sabbath
so you know im never gonna pay twice
not even on sunday

and wash my shoes in my own washing machine and risk ruining it...
what you think im made of money or something?
there is a little baby jesus living in my heart
and yes, jesus was a jew

he aint pay no taxes
he lives rent free
it is his temple
offerings???
tithes???
lmao
lol

 

this has to make a liberal proud
instead of getting a heroes reward for uncovering massive fraud bontas wife comes up w a rag shit bill to punish this kind of journalism
you know the kind no "journalist" in CA would ever pursue
wonder which donors helped co sponsor AB2624
here's the full story from Nick in case it seems hard to believe
https://x.com/nickshirleyy/status/2043809723859062875?s=20

 

oh yeah
i got more
from president trump
he wants us to fear a possible strike by iran here on California
talk about fomenting terror!
its almost as if he is pitting Iran against his liberal enemies over here
thats a brilliant move of 5D chess as always
kill two birds with one stone
terrorize his remaining base
sacrificing leftist liberals
and in his mind getting all the sympathy for the dead Calfornians




dont worry Californians
president Trump is the president of all Americans
he would never play with your lives
in a game of world war chicken

but i dont think you guys know how WW3 works
because boomer still stuck in Call of Duty and Battlefield 1942 type shooters
but we on our way to Modern Warfare for the millenials to fight in
for now though you stuck in the my generations Counter~Strike and Ghost Recon style of warfare.
but if you really want some hands on experience i suggest you download Enlisted
its free to play
maybe somebody out there is working on the next game... Conscription!

 

you know this obsession with the left is not good
not for the obvious reasons
im talking bout for the reasons that should be obvious
if not for the fact that the democrats and the republicans are working together right now
so that you may not see what is obvious

when they tell you on TV that tankers are coming into Hormuz what they arent telling you is that they are Japanese and other eastern Asian countries who are desperate and are paying in Chinese currency as Iran wants

what im saying is that our top allies dont care about the bullshit anymore
everybody knows its a racket
except people on both sides of the red/blue divide that are still blinded by the bouncing ball
all the rackets are gonna come down
the next 20 years will be about bringing down all of the different rackets that people believed as gospel the past 80 years
the world you were born into is gone and its gone forever

we have 1000 dead american soldiers in cold storage
and 5000 more wounded in military camps all over germany
your 'conservative' media as well as your 'liberal' media is not telling you about this

now im gonna remind you about the show MASH
there is not much difference between an internment camp and an infirmary camp when the bombs are falling
and when the oil or fuel runs out who do you think is going to get the last barrels of heating oil the german officials or the american wounded?
does not take a lot of concentration to figure out the final episode to the end of that season.

our president is talking about drone strikes not far from your house
like i think its time to put the minor league rivalries down for now

put on our big boy pants
tighten our he-man belts
and get our shit together

 

ahahaha

 

To @McCPRO55 ...

Some weeks back, you called me on clapping back on President Trump... in light of this week's TrumpVPope nonsense... here goes, brother.

Trump needs to stfu about Popes, religion, morals, ethics, hard-ons, twats, & porn stars. He doesn't know fuck-all about Jesus, the church, popes, the magisterium, or apostolic succession. In that regard, Trump is stupider than our in-house kunt Reuben who thinks he knows church history but doesn't know fuck-all about anything beyond his dirt-hill existence in his Joad-level, shit-eating life atop the San Gabriels... used to like him until he tried to oust me here. If I ever see him in person, I'll drop him faster like a sack of concrete. Fuck him.

Anyway ... Trump is a fucking asshole & I've stated that many times over the years, but then everyone knows he's an abrasive guy, and abrasive translates to asshole fast in politics. You don't need me to tell you that. Trump can continue to undercut his appeal with his big, fat mouth or not ... but he'll never lose support telling Catholics to shut up - if he lost 500K Catholic votes this week, he gained as many or more from Masonic temples, southern Baptists, & upper crust WASPs from the beltway. I could murder an infant on TikTok but if I said "Fuck the Pope!" or "Fuck Trump!" as I did so, I'd have millions raised on GoFundMe by this time next week.

You asked me & any Trump guys (or gays) to own some Trump hate, wouid we do so? Well ... I own it. I still support him, but I wish he would hurl his smartphone into the Potomac ...

As for the Pope, I respect his years of service to South American Catholics & his love of baseball (what-the-fuck-ever), but he needs to shut the fuck up about everything Trump does know about: foreign policy, national defense, border control, the federal reserve, correcting domestic fraud, & every aspect of graft suppression that DOGE exposed (and the Dems & most Republicans are too vagified to do anything about). Trump knows business, the Pope knows theology.

The Pope couldn't balance a checkbook or tell you what a loaf of bread costs; neither can Trump ... but he isn't pretending to know the "plight of the poor" ... Pope Leo XIV is a legit priest but he doesn't know shit about geopolitics.

I'm not happy with this Iran police action, but with 13 American soldiers dead & 3600+ Iranians killed ... I must admit (and this is awful to admit), but I'm ok with that disparity. Fuck me for saying so, but hundreds of THOUSANDS of Catholics have been slain in the last few years by Moslems & Francis & Leo didn't say & haven't said shit about it. So pardon me if I don't care about a few thousand Persians who allowed a theocracy to fuck them up since the late 70s ...

If Trump ran for POTUS on anti-war, & that contradiction successfully fucks Vance out of being potus #48, so be it. If this Pope thinks he's going to make Trump flinch because he tweets back his weak-ass sauce like he has, he better stick to transubstantiation because he's not much of a military man.

This whole thing is a pig circus - but I wanted to respect your challenge @McCPRO55 ... so here it is. Hope it wasn't too long. Could be worse - could be some nonsensical, twatirific bullshit from our resident retard, all of which wastes more bandwidth than an Alex Jones upload ... well ... I guess you know how I feel about those. Read that crap? That's like eating dogshit to prove it was better than stepping in it.

 

you know man if you miss me so much you could just say Hi :gay:

i love your style of writing because it is exactly the type of stuff people love
i used to love listening to rush limbaugh
its like the john madden football of political gamesmanship

im more like benny hill soccer of political bullshitting
i try to play the beautiful game like you but i end up just running around in my shorts chasing titties
how them titties hangin btw?

look man, we all know you a tough guy and that you used to like me and now you dont like me anymore
its such a sad tale old as time
you think you my first disappointed stan?
never meet your heroes bro

because the very reason they are your heroes is because you cant be like them
so from afar you may think they are something to be admired
heck you might even like them like you liked me
but then you meet them and you realize that they are not a figment of your imagination
just like me
im a real boy
made of real wood
and whatever you assume me to be is merely how you yourself wish to be viewed
so when you realize that i am not like you it of course is gonna leave a bad taste in your mouth
its gonna be a shock and an awe when you realize that we are different as we are alike
that the only reason you like me so much is because i am the antithesis of you
and you dont even know the basic science of why

but like check it out
in this scenario you the big bad bull
making me the guy with the red cape
you know... the human being
and im honestly being humane
we just putting on a show at the end of the day
and im nothing but a good sport
you wont even feel a pin prick from my foil
much less will i draw your blood
but you know... my family been eating bulls balls since before we came to the west

also remember this one thing pup
for all your sturm and drang
and pride prejudice honor and glory of your european ancestry
living free in order to have your euro atrash dreams
is merely the pride of being free from God to do what though wills and wants
that is how to get the wish of your dreams
to wish upon a star blazoned standard

but thats how you became dhimmis
forever living in fear of the trauma repeating
never knowing that the fear is the trauma itself
and the trauma is the dhimmitude of the spirit
of which you cannot escape

like the bull in a rodeo
going round and round
waiting for parade day
that when it comes
its judgement day
for all the bulls
to the slaughter

so what im saying dummy worshipper is that you are what you worship
dont be a big anthropomorphic sized dummy
or they gonna make you into a real dhimmi
because the 'you know who' are coming

you know what they say about thieves in the night
you know what they say about the spanish inquisition

you may know the lyrics but you dont know what they mean

 

this is why i can honestly say the pope has long ago lost his way
the position is apolitical and yet he meets w David Axelrod to discuss something critical?
obammy's campaign manager come have a seat
let's discuss some strategy that should be neat
fuck this guy and his thoughts on baseball games
get back to loving God and whatever else popes do
not taking a meeting w a top democrat liberal jew
https://x.com/mwal7777/status/2044402015732641883?s=20

 

oh and about the DJT God thing...
go dingle your berries

 

Not a fan but I recall him being accused of being a Muslim, I don't recall him of saying Praise be to Allah. DT did one week and did Jesus's work the next week. I assume he's torn between getting to Heaven and those 72 Virgins. Covering all his bases.

 

mailbox starting to overflow w propaganda on measures and propositions
haven't voted yes on anything for 40 years but the audacity to ask for more money in the face of the massive fraud being uncovered is unreal
prop 218 for the street lights the homeless continue to savage for copper but of course no mention of any allocations for enforcement
makes no sense that they can't set up the guys buying the obviously stolen copper the thieves are selling
if there was no outlet to sell it the lights stay on without having to dip into taxpayers pockets but that must somehow be racist

measure ER to keep all the essential services like emergency rooms open for 1/2 a penny per dollar "temporary" tax...
of course the fact that we give free healthcare to anyone who shows up at a hospital can't be the problem
last year when i broke my foot it took 3 hours before i could even be seen as people w the sniffles are taken in because they were there first after all
nevermind i pay thousands in insurance and others pay nothing
pay no attention to the fact illegals are getting more than just health care for free its boob jobs and sex changes wtf are we doing?
and all the mailbox propaganda is of course paid for with our tax dollars
big 3 page color mailers of smiling black doctors (are there any other kind) administering the highest of health care for a mere 1/2 a cent...what's the big deal?

and of course let's get that anti Nick Shirley law passed as quick as possible to stop those nosy racists poking around looking for fraud cause man that's, that's RACIST!
not another penny you lawless lying liberal motherfuckers
of course the checks i just wrote to fund these assholes and their waste might have something to do w my rant
i'm all for helping others but the bozo politics of LA and CA are way out of control
oh but hey at least basshole made sure bay watch reboot will be filmed here!
https://x.com/LeftismForU/status/2042742749686816979?s=20

 

just in case you forgot!

 

tell me Mike... where did Big Mike touch you?
lol jk dont get mad as its bad for my blood pressure

its ok, everybody knows Obama is a gay homo from Kenya but why you care so much about him still
did you forget that he was addicted to crystal meth and replaced it with a 'smoking' addiction
oh yeah and they just couldnt take away his blackberry because he just loved old technology lol

man i still have a couple blackberrys from back in the day
and you should know more than anyone why someone would like having a private blackberry back then
when you needed to get in touch with the guy that gets you what you need to get to where you need to be
he was way smarter than hillary with her emails
and he was doing actual private shit like setting up getting sky high in the back of limos getting bjs from his meth guy
but you know all of this already
and you know he married to a chick with a bigger dick
you know all the evil shit about his daughter too probbly
so why you still getting worked up like a muggle?

 

what are you a schizo now too lol jk i know you arent there yet

but you getting closer to joining the club eh
the worlds run by pedos all of a sudden huh
the pope not so great a guy anymore huh
whats next you gonna say the voting is rigged!
do you not believe in our honorable institutions like church and state?
or should we be thankful somebody wrote it down somewhere that we should keep em separated

the choice was about a cult of personality
and the cult of your state beat the cult of your church
they are testing you to see which one you actually love
of course this is only a question being put to the sun/image worshippers
its not for the rest of us
only cult worshippers are being put to the question because its like a gang thing
it doesnt affect civilians much at this level of inquiry
just people that have claimed allegiance to the cult during times of peace
but when the image of the cult is being tarnished you are sworn to defend it
if you not will be found lacking
and you know what happens in the dead of night
when you are asleep
and the cult wants its 21 grams back from your corpse

so its not about being for one or for the other
its about not listening to popes ever at all
and not being politically partisan or nationalistic ever at all
its been done before
its not a new thing

i guess its up to me to reinvent rock n roll
again!

 

you guys watching what's happening in Hungary?
obammy, soros and every leftist lining up to blow the new progressive leader that defeated Orban
but its looking like they duped everyone and its a younger, harder line Orban!
if this is true its fucking hilarious!
even rumors Orban is looking to replace that bish running the EU ahahahaha omg i hope this is true!
https://x.com/HungaryBased/status/2044490945698119811?s=20