The Koufax Random Thoughts Thread

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  1. LASports96

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    I've always wanted to visit Ireland. I'll make it some time.
     
    LASports96, Dec 17, 2015
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    This one has bent my mind into a pretzel:

    Why is it that every Chinese restaurant you walk into you will see plenty of Mexicans...but hardly ever seen a Chinese person in a Mexican restaurant?
     
    carolinabluedodger, Dec 17, 2015
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    I only laid over in Rome, I was bound for a small industrial town on the coast. I swear to Scully the scardest I've ever been was in an Italian taxi, behind a flat bed truck going up a ramp in a curve. The first 4 feet of the taxi was UNDER the flatbed...

    And the streets were actually alleys, with cars parked on both sides with enough room for 1 car to get by, scraping the occasional door handle. But didn't stop them from hurtling along at 60-70kl.
     
    carolinabluedodger, Dec 17, 2015
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    If you're in the far east, does the sun still set in the west?
     
    KOUFAX0000, Dec 19, 2015
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  5. irish

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    i'm more concerned with how far east it rises
    bkitch
     
    irish, Dec 19, 2015
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    Can a termite choke on a splinter?
     
    KOUFAX0000, Dec 21, 2015
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    Beck. Species-ist
     
    Gebbeth, Dec 21, 2015
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    no
    your dick is too small for a him to choke on :poke:
     
    irish, Dec 21, 2015
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  9. KOUFAX0000

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    Get crazy with the cheese wiz.
     
    KOUFAX0000, Dec 21, 2015
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  10. carolinabluedodger

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    A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

    :rimshot:
     
    carolinabluedodger, Dec 21, 2015
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    Have you been drinking that spiked eggnog again?
     
    Gebbeth, Dec 21, 2015
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    Not yet...but I'm thinking really hard about it.
     
    carolinabluedodger, Dec 21, 2015
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    wow
    way too much info
     
    irish, Dec 21, 2015
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    i wonder how bad spoiled eggnog is for you?
    with the alcohol can it really be spoiled?
    got a few cases of eggnog that were forgotten in a trunk for a couple days
    my uncle likes to drink them, he dont care
     
    rube, Dec 21, 2015
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  15. CapnTreee

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    I dunno... fermentation of the milk element should have ceased with the introduction of the alcohol.

    Crack it and stick your nose in it. Like milk if it bites it's bad otherwise add more grog and chill to taste
     
    CapnTreee, Dec 21, 2015
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    is fresh eggnog really that cost prohibitive?
     
    irish, Dec 21, 2015
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    i love it but i get sick from so rich a milk
    still had a couple of shot glasses of it and it was enough to mess me up
    but milk is my kryptonite
    milk products are so good though
    my uncle is old and strong and a little retarded
    but he is the most awesome old man i know
    he pounds them egg nog by the pint
     
    rube, Dec 21, 2015
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    no but im not going to buy it
    my uncle cisco was given a bunch of cases of it but he is diabetic so he cant have them
    he gave them to my uncle americo who opened one and smelled then drank one down like water
    he loved them and took the cases and been drinking them every day
    he doesnt even put them in the fridge because only about a case fit, the rest are still in the shrink wrap cases on the floor.
    so free eggnog
     
    rube, Dec 21, 2015
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    Great, now I want eggnog and it's snowing like mad so I'm not going to the store. Looks like it's going to be a straight bourbon night instead, ive got that on hand.
     
    F YOUK, Dec 21, 2015
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    You could make your own. Most people already have the ingredients handy.

    Nutmeg might be the exception.
     
    KOUFAX0000, Dec 22, 2015
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