DSP The MUSIC Thread

The first time I heard Randy Rhoads play a classical guitar it instantly sounded like medieval music to me.
I had no idea modern musicians could come up with stuff that sounded like music made by the greatest masters.
And it was some teenage white boy trying to make ends meet.

 

There once was a time, when singers could actually sing.

https://youtube.com/shorts/MrUFL7ZwFU4?si=18AOZ9Wb5Xj0iaL_

 

haven’t watched this in several years
first heard the guess who when i was about seven or eight
the first time i heard burton cummings name was in a zodys (can’t recall why)
some great musicians assembled here…

 

that’s hilarious
my first job was actually gemco
worked there in the summers before 11th and 12th grades

 

too bad its a chick singer lol
im an asshole

i saw these guys live last night

i was surprised at what a good show they put on
the singer really does a good job of not being a cartoon

 

wtf
that guy is terrible
would be better if he was a cartoon
whatever you paid it was too much

 

yes, the lady singer (probalby a lesbo) and the previous band with all the brown people was much better i agree.
but...

it was free in the bowl about 30 feet from my shop
the people were dancing and loving it and it was good enough to pull me in
live the guy was great
at least they didnt sex change or race swap the jim morrison impersonator or give him hair color of questionable gender
and here i thought you would be more excited about how well the guy rocked the tight crotched leather pants

thing is that im not a teenager, a trendy asshole, or a woman
and i live in real american town not in a big gay city or in the middle of faggoty gentrification
so why would i ever pay for entertainment?
imagine paying good money to watch some guy gyrate and croon or swing a stick or run around with a ball

im am an asshole, but now im a friendly neighborhood asshole
so if some hot middle aged drunk bottle blonds and a few tortas with big titties are shaking their ass singing along to some old ditties im gonna walk around offering them a toke and telling them to come visit the bookstore after the show and you, the chamber of commerce, the PHA and the PPD cant do a thing to stop me, this still america goddamnnit!

 

wtf is this
if i was 13 i would probably think it was cool as fuck
but im 17 now so im a fur trapper with my liberty cap on
like all the other young niggas turned old wizzas