DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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    • Magic Johnson Jersey, $75
    • Two tickets to fabled Wrigley Field, $200
    • Posting a picture of yourself and Bluemouse's wife on the internet... priceless
     
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    I wouldn't put it past my wife, BUT the girl went to USC. She wouldn't be caught dead with a Bruin.
     
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    USC? So you guys are wealthy, huh?
     
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    Juan: I'm good, right guys?
    Mota: Juan, you suck.
    Bobby: Hold on, I'm posting a video of your last at bat to FAIL.blogspot.org...
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    No. She just likes spending money.
     
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    Chad: Hey guys!
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    Don: Damnit listen to me, Tom. I fucked that girl! The one with the big tits in the 3rd row. I fucked her!
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    AJ: Yes... I've met IBB.
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    After just ONE season I have this team in first place. I don't how hard they thought this job was in NY but I can handle it. I mean....baseball IS my middle name.
     
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    fixed
     
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    DEE: "These wooden things are cool. I wonder what they're used for..."

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    Umpire: "Juan, calm down."
    Uribe: "God Damn it! Those are my nachos, Coffey!"
    Ethier: (to umpire) "We go through this shit every day..."

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    Kim: So they still have black guys on this team? I thought it was just that old guy Jackie.
     
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    CLOSE THIS THREAD. NOTHING WILL BEAT THIS. REMARKABLE. 2 THUMBS UP IRISH.
     
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    POOF!
    Ellis: "What the fuck?!!!"
    Kemp: "Aw man, I know this cat. It's Shoeless Joe Jackson!"
    Shoeless Joe: "That's right Mr. Kemp!"
    Kemp: "Oh this is awesome, what are you doing here Mr. Jackson."
    Shoeless Joe: "Please, call me Joe. I'm actually a big fan of your team, and I came down to help you guys -- you know, give you advice, answer any questions you might have."
    Kemp: "You're a fan of ours? I can't believe it!"
    Shoeless Joe: "Indeed Mr. Kemp. In fact I wanted you on my fantasy team, but God took you with the first pick. But I have you Mr. Ethier and you Mr. Ellis."
    Kemp: "You have a fantasy league in heaven? For reals? Oh man that's tight!"
    Dee: "What about me, who's team am I on?"
    Shoeless Joe: "Forgive me, who are you?"
    Dee: "What bitch, I'm Dee Gordon… Dee Fucken Gordon!!!"
    Shoeless Joe: "Dee Gordon, Dee Gordon?… Oh, your Tom's kid!"
    Dee: "Yeah, yeah, great. Who's team am I on old man?!!!"
    Shoeless Joe: "Well, you were originally on Ty Cobb's team, but he dumped you because you suck."
    Dee: "Suck? Why I ought to…"
    Kemp: "Dee, man. Shut the fuck up!"
    Shoeless Joe: "Yeah, sorry guys, times running out. So if you have any questions…"
    Kemp: "Okay, Mr. Jackson… I mean, Joe… how are we going to do this year?"
    Shoeless Joe: "A lot of that's up to God, Mr. Kemp, but like I said you're on his fantasy team so… You guys will struggle a bit in July, but you'll get better when you get Hamels and Youkilis at the deadline. Oh, and do me one favor -- make sure you thank Davey Lopes when you win the Triple Crown. Anyone else?"
    Ethier: "Um, Mr. Jackson. Should I re-sign with the Dodgers or test free agency?"
    Shoeless Joe: "Please, call me Joe. That's really up to you, Mr. Ethier. But if you stay you're going to have to play LF. After all, Mr. Hamilton has a stronger arm and much better range in RF. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that your team will also acquire Mr. Pedroia in the Youkilis trade?"
    Ellis: "Um, Mr. Jackson. Totally unrelated question, but who's presumed to be dead but really still alive?"
    Shoeless Joe: "That's a really good question, Mr. Ellis, and please, call me Joe. Well, Hitler, Jim Morrison, David Koresh and Osama Bin Laden are the ones I can tell you. The others you wouldn't be able to handle."
    Dee: "Um, Joe… what should I work on?"
    Shoeless Joe: "Another career perhaps, and call me Mr, Jackson… bitch!"
    Dee: "But…"
    Shoeless Joe: [fading] "Sorry guys, I'm out. Go Dodgers, and fuck you Dee!"
     
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    ^ That was the longest caption ever! I never knew Shoeless Joe was so cool. Did he say Hitler is still alive? 123 years old? That's BOSS.
     
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    [​IMG]_nah, too easy...
     
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    Kid in foreground: "Dude, why the fuck do you keep staring at my package?"
    Kid in background: "Can't help it bro. Something about little boys nads gets me hot.
    Not to worry though, I'm sure I'll grow out of it eventually. By the way, my name is Ruven..."
     
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