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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    The weight issues are a gut problem.
    As in you have bacteria in your gut addicted to mucus creating sugar and starch.
    Mucus that feed mutant cells that can become malignant tumors over decades of even low level of insulin resistance.
    You must kill your gut bacteria.
    So new flowers bloom.
    Instead of old moldy bread and sugar water.
    Which create the swamp from which all kinds of demons try to flux.
    If you want to know how to kill the demons inside the great serpent that encircles the pit of your stomach all you gotta do is ask.
    Once you lose the demons that surround you you will feel like you just took a huge load off your back. Or more like if a huge tire was removed from your waist so you could run on it again instead of it running you.
    Don't blame me if some of the fat goes to your head.
    That's just good cholesterol for the nerves
    No matter what you look like you will feel like a new man.
    Maybe even half the man you used to be.
    Like me.

    But you have to make a sacrifice.
    To change your life there is a cost.
    The demons gotta die.
    But the demons are weak and deviled like fancy eggs or this generation.
    So you need to scare them.
    They die of fright.
    And then they become good little angels.
    Probiotics that help you get the most nutrition from your food while processing sugars and starches properly.
    Because of right now sugar and starches are burned for energy in a dirty and non renewable way.
    That is the cause of your health weakness.
    If you starve the enemy within for 3 days the enemy becomes so weak that it gets scared and most of it's defenders flee their post and get shit out.
    After 3 days you start eating but a raw diet of herbs and roots and nuts and leaves designed to reprogram your cellular makeup and turn you back into a vampire so you no longer have to live as a ghoul possessed by demons.

    Being a vampire isnt bad at all.
    Just be wary of christians stabbing you in the back with a wooden dagger they call a jesus cross.
    The dangers of being a vampire is that sometimes the dagger goes all the way to the heart.
    And that's when you have to turn into your final form.

    But about your diet.
    Do you get plenty of onions and garlic in your blood?
    Or is it all sausage cabbage and potatoes lol
     
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  2. Bluezoo

    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    ...listen to the children of the night...
     
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  3. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    wow homo
     
  4. lastatman

    lastatman DSP Legend Staff Member Moderator

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    He couldn't possibly have teed it up any better.
     
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  5. LAdiablo

    LAdiablo descarado

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    at this point do you really think its accidental?
     
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  6. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    He is a professional.
     
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    fsudog21 DSP Legend

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    professional homo?
     
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  8. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    there’s a lot of work in that... uh, a friend told me
     
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    Homo Erectus.
     
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  10. fsudog21

    fsudog21 DSP Legend

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    Tiger going 84-87 in a 45 mph zone. Leon Spinks thinks he's a shitty driver.
     
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  11. Gebbeth

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    Cops aren’t gonna say it because they don’t want to be sued, and they didn’t take a blood test, but he must have had something in his system. Not alcohol, but something else.
     
  12. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    likely pain meds for his back
     
  13. lastatman

    lastatman DSP Legend Staff Member Moderator

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    On one hand, I think if you drive 87 in a 45, that's cause to lose your license indefinitely. I mean, he nailed a tree. It could easily have been a mom walking with her children.

    On the other hand... two shattered legs, bones sticking out of his skin, put back together with rods and pins. That's pretty significant punishment on its own.

    Besides, apparently he can't be charged without eyewitnesses. The car's data recorder is not admissible in court. Not sure I fully buy that he's not getting special treatment due to either his race or celebrity, but that's the official statement.
     
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  14. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Champions get special treatment.
    Always have.
    Men like to kiss ass.
     
  15. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    joining DSP would surely take him down a couple notches
     
  16. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    Intraday trading simulations account started on 3/29
    • Starting simulation balance: $5,000.00
    • Current cash value of simulation account: $18,171.25
    • ○ Gross Profit: $17,905.00
    • ○ Gross Loss: $4,733.75 (Two of the three largest loses were STUPID moves by myself that will not happen again) [reversed position on one & traded on a fucking holiday like a dumbass on the other]
    • ○ Net Profit: $13,171.25
    • Winning %: 70.37%
    • Profit factor: 3.78

    Fuck working for anybody, that shit is a suckers game. Imma master this and make all the rules.

    This will be how I fund my van without debt.
    • Two hour work week; maybe four hour work week.
    • Minimize all monthly expenses
    • Invest everything

    Brick by brick.









     
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  17. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    invest in people and play with them
    before they decide to lock your account
    and you get walled in brick by brick
    analytics wont be able to save you then
    when all you worry about is the net
    you wont notice how gross you've become
     
  18. LAdiablo

    LAdiablo descarado

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    admire your attitude
    its possible you are a natural
    been doing it a while and its helped me out of tight money situations but i don't think i could do it for a living
    then again i never wanted to find myself jumping to my death either
    have seen monkeys w darts do as well as college educated hedge fund managers
    wishing you much luck because once you consider everything that's what it comes down to for me
    information, timing and stupid luck
     
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  19. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    If you don't know where to get in and get out as soon as you look at a chart, what targets you're going for, what percentage to expect upon loss and what percentage to expect upon winning, then you are gambling. I am not a natural, I only listen to those who have lost then triumphed. Defense is the most important thing. The money is so easy to gain and even easier to lose.
     
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  20. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    Wealth is not just money. Money without family, friends, and health means nothing.
    But I am a selective investor.

    I want to start an organization that builds homes for single mother's who have no business even thinking about owning homes. I don't anticipate being consumed by greed and I'm too self-loathing to ever think too highly of myself no matter how successful I become. I know I ain't shit.

    The biggest thing I want from money is time-freedom and the financial freedom to spend time with the people I love doing whatever the fuck we want.
     
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