Nobody believes you.
It's not me.
Memo working on the million meme army.
Memo is Guillermo for short.
He's on YouTube.
You seen meme the left?
The meme army is coming.
You gonna need a bigger boat.
Black manta lives matter too.
Manatees had to get to the moon somehow.
Don't listen to fake news kiddos.
Lest you grow up and one day find out you have become a completely fake person that goes around spreading fake...
I love ozzy so I hated dio as a teen.
Until I got out of high school and someone put a rainbow album on.
Btw couple weeks ago double rainbow...
Are you ok?
Exactly diablo great idea for the second skit.
Musical guest number 1 straight from the gritty streets of Crimea the hit ukranian gothic black...
If he ever gets on a boat in the ocean the king of the seven seas will surely get him.
He's the one that blew up the Nordstrom crack pipeline.
We gonna see churches fold and pastors squeal when Bidens tax goons come. They gonna come my way too. But for diff reasons. I made my tax debts...
Oh they got no idea what they signing up for
You guys now correspondents.
Daily sports pages changing formats.
Taking over for slapass Trevor Noah who got tired of lying and wanted a break to...
Then you gonna move to the hills and soon your gonna start chopping wood and then you get you some hogs to go with your dogs.
I remember when I...
Ukraine joining NATO.
They signed the papers.
NATO bitches making press conference later today.
I doubt they let them join.
But now the ball is in...
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I did say Obama.
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