GAME THREAD Dodgers/Astros

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  1. MZA

    MZA MODERATOR Staff Member

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    Let’s go into Houston’s house, make ourselves at home, punch em in the face and have consensual sex with their wives
     
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    I got dibs on Kate Upton.
     
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    Once you get past the used part, it'll be pretty fresh.
     
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  4. Finski

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    Consensual? Really? Where's the fun in that?

     
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    Hobbit athlete, El Chocha Altuve, has a 17 game hitting streak. What can be done to stop this immediately ?
    I have some ideas, but they won't fly in this "Little People Matter" present atmosphere.
     
  6. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    i would say joe kelly but he’s actually been pretty good
    so let’s sacrifice santana and the equally useless uceta
    let those two pelt everyone in an astros uni and then fend for themselves if anyone charges the mound
     
  7. Bluezoo

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    Aye.
    There is no doubt you would have made an excellent Zulu war chief...
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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  9. Bluezoo

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    No man, not that guy! Rourke's Drift or Isandlwana type Zulu.
     
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    My vote is Santana.

    We already saw him try to throw hands vs the Padres in extra innings.

    Never fuck with a guy that has a neck tattoo.
     
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  11. MZA

    MZA MODERATOR Staff Member

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    Albert Pujols is gonna break the train today
     
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    Betts RF
    Turner 3B
    Muncy 2B
    Smith DH
    Taylor CF
    Pujols 1B
    Lux SS
    Beaty LF
    Barnes C

    Kershaw P
     
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    Liking Albert not in the cleanup spot. This could work well.
     
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    Perhaps, Tony LaRussa has some ideas.
     
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    it's really only wishful thinking. If Robots called a plunk, my last black hairs would immediately turn white.
     
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    Mookie, JT, and Houston's best player.
     
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    nice pose but isn't Mookie wearing headphones while talking on the phone?
     
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    Never forget Greinke should’ve won Arrieta’s Cy Young
     
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    That's fantastic lol
     
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    i love joe kelly…
    • Joe Kelly on being the face of the anger towards the Astros: “I mean, just being real. People are sort of fake nowadays so a lot of people that talk shit online wouldn’t do it in person. They usually hide behind the computer. …But whatever. People be bitches.”
     

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