Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by MZA, May 21, 2021.
Real test begins today
In the words of a wise man, I say "easy sweep."
Our bullpen is going to have plenty of guys unavailable (Price, Kelly, Jansen, Victor, Nelson) so the first game or two might be shit! But hopefuly the offense can make up for it
This is why we paid Bauer the big bucks
He has to give us at least 7 innings tonight
Thank God we have Bauer going.
I’m back and wanna sweep
Another wise man said.........fuck the Giants.
Speaking of gucking the fiants ...
Today's true story goes like this... We are in Rifle, Colorado as I type this. This of course is where Kobe Bryant got jiggy with it on some white girl years ago. But I digress.
Last night at dinner, we see a 'Frisco fan' complete with 2012 WORLD SERIES CHAMPS tee shirt and cap. At first, I ignore him. Then I decide to be an asshole.
I say, "It's great that Barry Bonds finally won a WS ring with that team ..." Big smile from the guy. He begins to crow about 'the dynasty of the decade' ... strike one.
I say, 'Dusty Baker really lead that team like a boss..." He looks puzzled. Not sure if he was the manager then, he says. OK, asshole. That's a foul tip. Still strike two.
Now for the closeout pitch ... "Bumgarner deserved the MVP in 2014. Guy was nails" Oh yeah, says the fuckhead ... best October pitcher ever, he says. Not exactly strike three, but he didn't act like he knows Madison plays elsewhere now. Plus ... he insulted Koufax, Gibson, Orel, and a dozen better pitchers by saying that. So ... weakly hit to 1B Steve Garvey for the putout unassisted.
See what I did there?
True fucking story.
Fuck the Giants and their tool fans.
did you follow him to the head and go all Kentucky on him?
Nope. I missed my chance.
This town is GOP, man. I've seen two gun racks on trucks and a handful of NRA balls caps.
beatty, not colletti
Photo ©Rifle County
this bkitch needs a beatdown
The kiss cam in frisco is always different
Stoked to kick the fucking shit out of Alex wood tonight.
Kentucky bound Finski already misses this.
NEWS: The #Dodgers have announced Dodger Stadium will return to full capacity on June 15th vs. the Phillies.
This means full capacity vs the Asstros....oh boy
7 against the Gnats in the next 9 games with 2 against the Asstros.
It's early, but this maybe the most important stretch of the season. It could set the tone for the rest of the year.
bellinger and mckinstry both starting tonight!!!
holy shit what a difference a couple of days make
at least blindfold the kids
As fate would have it, if we do well, the Padres will benifit immensely.
Of course, the Mariners could actually beat them and help us, but Junior and Unit are long gone.
All we can do is win.
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