DSP OFF-TOPIC Thread

The higher up on the hill the closer you are to the ocean.
As the air goes rare and escapes the atmosphere the moisture becomes heavier.
And you are breathing in mucho water mixed with your oxygen.
Your bronchial alveoli become secondary gills.
So you feel like you are slowly being waterboarded.
All day everyday.
But you gotta live on the hill for a long time.
Before you can swim with the fishes.
And still resurface.

Make sure you spend plenty of time down under the high waves with the landlubbers.
Keep a good gas exchange in your blood.

 

That that was great episode of a great show.
And a great part played by a guy with a pedigree.
This mutt is from the Huston acting family.
As well as the British royal family and the Rothschild banking family.
Which is probably how he got the Ben Hur gig.

 

And just like his pedigree his q rating is subtle and slowly rising.
In 5 years he probably gonna be replacing the leading men and getting the character roles with the juice that they dont have from years of being atrophied by commercial appeal.

 

Adam says blame the serpent, not the apple.
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The serpent was a woman in a blue dress but the woman was a tree in the way that all men are like trees for women to climb and swing from which makes women attracted to trees yet this tree who had a serpents anime had the appearance of a woman beguiling Eve who confused reached out for the apple in the throat of the lying serpent who looked like a woman but acted like creep and was probably a cro magnon from gog magog who wasnt gonna make the evolutionary cut into the next dimensionary plane of homo-savvy existence because it didnt know if it was a man or a woman so in that case hated both and played them against each other so he and his species could rule by default and fuck with Adam, Eve and all their progeny causing Nightmare on Elm Street type wet dreams of hot lipstick lesbian chicks with tricks down their pants and tails up their ass.

Dont quote me... because I just made that all up.
I think i might have had a flashback of a sci fi skinemax softcore 'film' from the mid 90s.
Or I might have just written a very sacriligeous script for one.

 

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Fine!
Happy first fruits of Tammuz to you too.
May Samiramis bless you for all time with the flawless youth of her sun.

 

Dude i was running around chasing rabbits and looking for buried eggs and playing musical chairs and eating cookies and ice cream and carne asada because we are still mexicans and of course pupusas because we are also salvadorian and potato salad because my niece married a white guy.
Grandpa doesnt move around much anymore so hes up in the mountain with us where he lies on my bed and recuperates his HP. I left him in good care while I went to the easter party and when I got back I told him there was none of those bedevilled whitches eggs at the party.
Then he chewed us out for still eating meat. He kinda has a point, who knows what the fuck they putting in the cows to keep them growing and 'healthily' vaccinated these days.
Plus i got to watch a movie. The Kingsman prequel I believe.
That movie is pretty factual btw.
But the faces and names were changed in history books to protect the guilty who took over in Russia and Germany and everywhere else where missing ethnicities were cleansed of their property and their culture appropriated.

Anyhow welcome to the new age.
No big deal this time.
No wedding or other ritualized event.
I almost did.
I cant help myself.
But I did help myself.
And I just went to the family party.
Nothing eventful happened.
Which was good.
Just a lot of sitting around eating and having a good time like a human.
Pretty great stuff.
SDA are less earthling and more jupiterian or possibly saturnian and uranian.
But we learning from you downed blackbirds and over time all your base will belong to us.

Of course there is a special day coming this new week.
I might still do something unpredictably predictable.
If the planets align.
And the moon.

 

And I'm the idiot that's still holding it.