OFFSEASON OFF-TOPIC Thread

it’s no coincidence your paths crossed
and don’t kid yourself — she probably got as much (if not more) out of that three minutes than you
god is good

 

I wonder what kind of person would get married on easter sunday.
Oh yeah.... moi!
lol

I sometimes see why Catholics hate me.
Yet at my wedding half of the people there were of the Gatolick persuasion.
The other half were mostly Perrostant.
With a few Muttslimes and of course a Chewish elder to remind us of the proper protocols of Chon Chon.
And of course to bless the mitzvah and get everyone wet with a little moet!
Remember that you cant be a prophet or even pro fate without being pro-fete!
Sorry for missing the jot and the tittle but luckily this gaelic or there would intifada over my lack of fada.
Always play your music on Semper Hi Fi for up on High Rides High the Most High on his High Horse.|

Everybody in the known world fears the Sea Peoples.
Everybody in the history of the world knows about the Sea Peoples.
Nobody in the history of the world is sure who the Sea Peoples are.
There are many myths and many legends of who were the Sea Peoples.

And why and how were they so feared and respected all over the world?
Because they were the few and the proud.
The different social classes have their different armed groups of fighting men and sometimes women and even children.
You know who gets accepted into the Air Force.
Most Rockheads want to go to the Army.
Nerds go to the Navy to learn how to guard their six around the older Gays.
But the Nerds and the Gays are smart.
They serve to keep their Schizos in tip top shape.
Ensuring they have everything they need.
All the different flavors of crayons and everything.

Sure people think the ancient mariners were dumb.
But have you ever seen the Trojan war?
You know those guys that fight alongside Achilles?
The myrmidons who fought in unison like armored ant men.
The few, the proud, the marines.

 

look at this!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KPOjUiNIx3c

 

Kate Jackson, Jaclyn Smith and Cheryl Ladd reunite for ‘Charlie’s Angels’ 50th anniversary.

a couple of thoughts…
one, has it really been 50 years since?
and two…





… never mind

 

i think men that wear hair dye are half fags
same with hairpieces or comb overs
hats are for old aunties to wear at church
its not a sharia violation if they dont wear hats
but it is for men to wear little hats on their head

dudes that dye their facial hair are even worse
guys that have had their dicks sucked by accident while hanging out with Finksi are less faggy
if you own any designer or luxury branded clothes you might as well go full blown gay
but im a stickler for the rules

so im totally on board with you 100 percent
except talking shit about old broads
because thats what faggots like to do to
and i know you arent a fag
but on the internet its easy to pretend
i know its fun to play the gay on DSP
but remember what they used to say about pretending
keep making faces
and eventually they become what you look like at rest

public service announcement
dont be a fag
specially if you like mafia movies

public service announcement 2
the president will get his birthright citizen law passed
the fallout from that will be catastrophic in many ways
its not just brown people from latin america or blacks from somalia that will lose their citizenship
all descendants of former slaves will lose their citizenship
no big deal you say, nobody is gonna do another civil war just for the blacks
well its not just blacks you see
the south left the union
all residents of confederate states lost their US citizenship and only amnesty allowed them to get it back
which would make all of their descendants as anchor babies and not natural citizens
that is a lot of white boys from the south
but you think anyone gonna care enough about them white boys for another civil war?
southern man dont need that kind of help anyhow
it is not written that the south would rise again?

 

I was thinking the exact same thing.
Like what is diablo seeing?
Love looks like she has aged into a regular older woman.
As regular as a former starlet can i guess.
At least she looks like a normal person.
When she was younger she looked like an open wound.

Poor Kate.
They really did a number on her.
I thought she was the best on the show.
Because she was obviously not the prettiest.
But she had something about her that was cool.
Her yes, the fact that she was plain jane compared to the other two.
She was a little darker featured and more interesting.
Farrah was hotter and Jaclyn prettier but as a little kid watching reruns i liked Kate Jackson more.

 

i get what you saying
i grew up in that era so for me her features (even the nose job) are burnt into my memory and i can tell right away who it is at fist glance

you guys wouldnt understand
just like i couldnt understand how you guys remember so much from when i was a toddler

duh, that was your hayday
so of course you have a hot wire to the real deal, you were there and i wasnt yet

IMO i think that is what happened to all these women getting facial surgeries.
they trusted the 'experts' who really were just slick salesmen with expensive degrees
and these women were left with faces that look if they have been smoking poison
because they were hoodwinked for wanting to re-wink their hood to make money and look good

if you are a celebrity and have any real wealth the most valuable thing in life is your anonymity
if she learned any lessons from her and kurts youth (and if she didnt kill him) she would probably say that its more like 99.9 percent of respects its an advantage to not be recognized by people on the street or in the crowd

 

They dont tell you all of the rules of the game for a reason.
Nor do they give you all of the game pieces at start either.
Its almost as if it needs to dawn on you so that you know.

That while Paper pushers envelope the Rock heads and Rock heads break the Scissors union and now there is nobody to stop the Paper pushers from stuffing up your Mailboxes etc...

RPG's have FOUR CORE classes guys.

You got your Rocker bro who is your Fighter type.
You got your Paper boy who is your Cleric type.
You got your Scissors sister who is your Rogue type.



Is it really a party without the Lighter guy acting the Mage?