FEDIT POLITICS Thread

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by CapnTreee, Aug 12, 2016.

  1. rube

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    So what I was saying about the tires is that they are staying out of it.
    They don't want emmerod pains slowing up their roll.
    The woods going the opposite route.
    They joining with the Latin confederation and will probably be allowed a wide berth.

    The point is that even the guerrlla rubber tree people of the south are saying bygones and linking with other legions of demons and fiends from all over the Latin speaking countries.

    The fifth generation is for culling and raised to be victims/cattle.
    That is how the horde works.
    The locusts gonna come outta the woodwork.
    Eat up all the food.
    By the time these new kids get to the.block there's no more nutrition in the food for thought they being fed.
    The locusts already done eating up all their brain matter.

    If you 13 years old and not active you a dropout.
    Dropouts are enemy #1 when you need new recruits to your college program.
    It's vampire shit.
    You gotta do the program.
    Even if most of your yard is not.
    You gotta stress the program hard.
    If you don't enforce the program you die.
    If you do manage to enforce it yheouhh violence the admin gives you more time.
    And Saturn is the star of their God so time is an eternal resource in the infernal kingdom.

    I been kinda going to church again.
    But it's a different kind of church.
    I took my dog inside the church.
    Don't know what inspired me to do that.
    Even let her loose for a bit.
    Everyone was cool about it.
    I was a little worried someone would be uptight.
    Told the pastor dude to put a speaker outside the chapel so people can walk their dogs arpund the campus while he preaches to the choir.
    He laughed and said it was a good idea.
    Then we talked about church marketing philosophies.
    I suggested.we reach out to the hoe and pimp community and he totally got my sense of humor.

    BTW that industry is feeling the pinch.
    The oldest trick in the church is now a federal case of human trafficking.
    Blue laws aren't all about butt sex.
    They for.the reset.
    It's a hard line most never see because it's a rolling line that only sinks those already under the water.
     
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    The tree and moon worshippers have humbled themselves.
    The jungle cats have made a deal.
    While everyone was afraid of helterskelter dividing the world they never thought about what would happen to the cowboy people when their horses realize they can collectively kick the gay cowboys in the face and mount them and ride them for work and play.
    They even give the horses training to improve their bodies and hone their minds by focusing them with blinders

    Bless their hearts the cowboys even give the young colts iron gloves to punch and kick harder with.
    Equus gonna knock you out while drinking a dos equis he got de oquis.
     
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    :rube at rest:

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    you know something
    the fact you are writing this at 130am is fucking awesome
    and your use of periods is making me flinch man
    imagining you and your dog chatting up the preacher is epic
    can you eulogize me on my day of reckoning?
     
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    I would just go off the top of my head and say the things I know about you.
    Whenever you prepare what you gonna say sure you say everything you planned to say but you don't get to say anything inspired by the moment.

    I got a new phone.
    My fingers are too fat and I keep hitting the period next to the space bar.

    I write at any time because I'm not much of a sleeper. I like sleep but I have hip pain like Phil Jackson.
    Sleep is recreates all the things that mess up during the day. My body and mind don't get much of that recreation process.
    That's why I used to take pills and alcohol half my life until I found that life was killing my body faster.

    That's why I give you so much love.
    What for you was a small act of kindness maybe was for me something like a lifesaver.
    Pain and no sleep will destroy your world.
    My world has been improving daily since I know for sure that I can calm my heart I can put a dent in the pain, and I can shut my eyes for a bit and eat normally and take semi regular.shits and not feel like a warped fiddle whose strings are too tight and about to burst.

    One time I went to thegerneral hospital in la. and they gave me all kinds of pills for pain and inflammation and what not.
    I had 4 strokes when I took them.
    When I went to my local hospital and the doctor said that they tried to kill me.
    That whatever dumbest resident gave me those pills didn't know what he was doing because it's a bad mix.
    He said that they probably thought I was a junkie looking to score and so they gave me a ticket to heaven.

    Some people can't do pharmacopeia.
    ODB of the wutang died from taking a pain pill after he hurt his knee at a show.
    He went to sleep and never woke.

    I am all natural now.
    I have cancer.
    Yet I'm doing better than before.

    I won't get tired of giving you symbolic theoretical reach arounds for as long as you live. And when you go I'll give you the best sloppy toppy ever so all your people know that your reach arounds go far and wide.
    BTW my nephews wanna meet you and pump you for wisdom.
    He is the admin at the church.
    And we working on a school.
    I've been helping him with the grounds.
    They spend too much on lawn upkeep.
    I volunteered to be groundskeeper Willy.
    What they don't know is that I grew up making mead out of the magey plants in the back. An Indian guy we nicknamed Rambo I used to hang out with taught me how to eat snakes and drink the real cactus cooler.
    It's a little frothy and sweet and even slightly milky in a way. Just like good pussy.
    Have you ever had aguamiel?
    Mexica used to ferment it and make pulque. That is thick and creamy and a little nasty with a sour kick and a slight smell of over ripeness
    Like even better pussy!
    It's a real mellow buzz.
    Until it knocks you on your ass.
    And the bar wench has to sweep around your body.
     
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    that's hysterical
    wait booze and pills are actually killing me?
    never had aguamiel it sounds like i should try it
    full on change is in my face right now
    shutting down my little side operation for a while since its just become work
    selling and giving away everything i own for some reason
    always trust my instinct and its just that time even though i feel as good as i ever have
    not the side effects of the cocaine
    fuck i haven't touched that shit for 30 years but still enjoy an occasional opiate so don't throw those away lol
    know anyone in the market for 40 yard bins?
    been running down the road trying to loosen my load got a filipina on my mind
    would love to meet your nephews just not sure how much wisdom i can relay
    get smashed in the mouth and ask for another
     
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    I won two trivia nights knowing this guy's name...
     
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    gold hat or you actually knew the actors name?
     
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    Knew it.
    I know who played the werewolf's mother...without using the faggot internet...sheeeeit...
     
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    Btw, Hunter's password ?
    DSP won't let me type it, and it's not even profanity. Wtf ?
     
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    No way. You'll never die. Diablo is forever.
     
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    Joe of the jungle.
     
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    i'm so sorry you have cancer bro
    a sister in law i love just was diagnosed w stage 4 lymphoma
     
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    Giving away everything was a regular occurrence amongst the indigenous population of North America...and always under the belief and knowledge that the rest of tne tribe would take care of the giver ( and his family) until he could do it once more.
    It was healing and raised status, and was a strengthening and bonding tool to the giver and recievers. It worked then. Important in their cultures.
    One would hope at least a modicum of similar these days, but sadly, it is probably a long shot.
    But I commend you for it. Go with the warm flow, brother.
    Look up NW Coast potlatch one time...you might find it interesting.
    When the guy in my avatar did something that gave him joy, he would say " it causes my heart to soar like a hawk".
    Take to the sky...
     
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    Dafuk.... you buried the lede in the middle of that screed.

    I'm calling you asap.
     
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    I'm not at that number.
    Fuck the cancer I shouldn't have said that.
    I ain't got shit.
    I had cancer.
    Had.
    I didn't do the treatment.
    Then the covid bullshit made it hard to even get the treatment.
    So I just put it on God to help reset my mental lifestyle.
    But then that has all these ancillary after effects that you couldn't write in a book unless you had an over active imagination gland.
     
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    She has real cancer man. I just have it on one gland not in the entire system.
    Mine is minor leagues and just has to be cut out because it's generally self contained.
    Just reading about your sister in law has made me reconsider the surgery.
    I'm not scared of it. I'm way more scared of a root canal I need because I know gonna feel the drill and im.being a bitch about it.
    Maybe if I take the tumor out the hip and back pain gets better?
    I wonder if it's physically just like in the way and so it's pushing my down on my hips and lower back?
    Doctors are afraid of cancer.
    I can smell it.
    Afraid is probably not the right word.
     
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    Using nearly the right word instead of the right word is like the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
     
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