FEDIT POLITICS Thread

cuz the right passed them the baton for a turn
when they get it back you will be just as happy
because it means nothing really changed

just the magnetic pole of the earth
affecting all its bodies of water
even the ducts in our eyes

if every republican in the last 45 years was a rino then old man ronny must have been king hippo
because he was the mule that papa bush rode in on
you could say that since the late 70's we been living the Bush dynasty
and you know full well what is involved in the prequel aspect of how a family becomes a pharaonic dynasty
Obama the not so great was part of the Bush dynasty and raised from nothing to be the perfect Augustus to make the republic an empire

but Clinton who had his own armies and triumphs as well as control of the northern keltic tribes and a mysterious love from the urban masses is who really sold the left into slavery
he really could grab em by the pussy too just like Trump
but he was another mass murderer like Bush was
and mass murderers like this eventually have to league up
that is why leagues of supervillains exists
so they can all protect each other in ways unknown but to them
even if in public they have to pretend to be enemies
or else how you gonna get teary eyed butts in the seats?
no matter which way the wind blows the show must go on!

btw... the word hipocrisy originates as greek workers jargon that the workers were called
the workers in question being called hypokrites in their language
the work they performed being the lowly job of actor
but im sure i dont have to tell you that
being that you professed to be a teacher
and not a lowly actor following a script for scrip

 

this is wonderful
https://youtube.com/shorts/aYhoNqxWuZ4?si=etgconUU0ElMS1_p

 

arent we the lucky ones to get to listen to such inspiring words without any google bots to listen in

 

and have that shoe just be the first step

 

i get it, its funny for a bit
thats why its a bit and bits are funny
they are not supposed to be that long though, he belabored the joke
speaking of long the comedian with the name Ryan Long woulda done a better job
specially since this was a bit already done

Long doesnt go as viral as some and isnt as popular with his bits
he could just farm applause and cheap laughs if he only went at it from one angle

that is less 'funny' in the narrow field of left vs right comedy
it may be funny for the bit but its not entertaining but preaching and to the choir
most political humor is made for barking seals not for the sake of comedy

there are folks crying right now saying that the jews just suffered through a progrom in amsterdam
you should see the crying and theatrics
lock your doors they coming for the jews!
lol
thats who people should be mocking

dont they know they come for the openly gay like Irish first
then they come for the addicts, vagrants and cripples like me
then they go for the closeted gays and other traitors like finksi
before they ever go for the jews
so the jews still got some time


look at these lying sacks of shit with their fake seriousness though

they start shit and then play the victim

the leftists cucks are morons
making fun of them is not difficult
but the israeli supporters are not morons
they are smart individuals
with an organized operation
knowing what they are doing
systematically making cucks out of anyone that supports them

why mock these dumb leftists who are obviously regressed and are dealing with unresolved childhood trauma probably due to all the medicine, psychiatric bullshit, and media programming keeping them in a child like state deep into adulthood?
but they got good jobs and expensive cards and mortgages
and that credits you with being a mentally sound adult
yet they are obviously not adult men

why not mock the adults in the room?
the ones with power
not the weak
not the ones that just lost
that is a weak move
something the left would do
kick someone while they on the way down
why not mock those who actually can do stuff to you?

because it wont get you posted by jimmy woods and elon musk
and im a huge fan of james woods work and even like his personality and everything ive heard about him since i was a kid
the positive and negative because of the movie he did with oliver stone in 86
the fact that they could understand and cared about what was going on in my families little piece of the world turned me into a lifelong fan
i was in el salvador then and before and after that movie and still remember how it feels


look at those faces in the end of the clip
and remember the looks they have on them
they are tartars nomads who scape the land and dress it with mulch and bales of hay
here to deal with the barbarians and their pagan cults which bring nothing but death and decay
who after sacking the cities are now encroaching on the peaceful countryside of the scythe lords
where the reapers use their long curved blades to liberate the wheat from its chaff
when you start seeing those faces have those kind of looks in their eye...
well its gonna take a shrimp off the barbi coast to deal with the giant titan sized trolls and other ape-like human/beast amalgamations and their land lubbing ways

easy money

 

kids are having pencil and paper being taken away as it is a way for potential problematic speech that is impossible to monitor
teachers are banning paper because kids are passing secret notes to each other like back in the day
circumventing the outdated normalized easy to use but heavily dependent on legacy systems technology that old people rely on (digital) with blazing fast new tech their teachers dont know how to use correctly and are too old to learn (analog)

the problem with teachers is that they never learn that they only there to hold the young dogs back for as long as possible
young dogs always learning even when they look like they dont care
old dogs already learnt all they gonna learn and learn least the more serious they look
thats not the only reason why old dogs dont learn new tricks
a young dog dont know shit
but an old dog is full of it
partly because you dont really got to take a young dog out for a walk
they always running to and fro
to a young dog things come naturally
when for an old dog things just dont come

and old dogs dont like it when young dogs make jokes like that
thats why the kids write using new fangled high fidelity technologies called the paper and the pen
where they can create their own languages their own fonts to express their own ideas venting their invent
old dogs only blow hot air outta their mouth when they breathe
they dont have fresh air turboing in and out of their snout like young pups
the devil isnt the devil because hes the devil
the devil is the devil because he was here first
the devil is the old dog
dont be like the old dog
just cuz you know how the sausage is made
doesnt mean you know how the word lives

now put that in your bun and...

 

the jews were chosen by god to be teachers and helpmates to the neglected and orphaned of the world
then the teachers decided to unionize and elect a leader
they still trying to figure out why that never works out for them
because they forget that it wasnt about them but about their mission
its not that they were chosen that makes them special
its the mission that is special
the mission will always be special and so jews will be seen as special adjacent because of how special the mission is
some confuse that with the jews being special
they were the neglected and orphaned people from parts of the world (islands) that were already populated by the descendants of previously neglected and orphaned people marooned to live there as punishment for falling from their original caste
from these outcasts was the hebrew people and the israelite people and the jews and all of gods spiritual adopted children created
and adopted child here is like saying favored employee, good servant, best boy, key grip, sidekick, lil buddy, teachers pet
because the entire point of a bible made of paper which is made of trees is that it is alive
it lives
like a pat riley live
or even tommy live
and im not talking about no lame quadrophenia
im talking about the big coaching tree that reaches to the sky
teaching/coaching same deal right
the jews are branches from the tree
their job is to make the forest grow by having their little branch become a tree that also has branches
they then supposed to break off their branches in time and give them to others to take and plant for themselves
thats how you create new coaches
that coach then grows his branch and as his branch buds new branches he gives those budding branches to others to plant
and so the guy who sat under the tree talking to the tree gets to know the tree and how the tree changes over the seasons
it seems to be hard motionless wood but it sweats and it gets nervous and it moves and bleeds but it all happens in tree years
not in dog days
rome wasnt built in 2 days you know
but give the carpenters 3 years and some plaster of paris and all of us will be singing like pups

 

thats jp!
hes hilarious and been doing it right for years

 

Seriously think this is one of the lamest ideas I've ever heard. How much would it set gender equality back for women to have to use a gimmick to get a woman into the oval office?

How's this for a novel idea - how about nominate a woman who's the strongest candidate on the ballot, and let her be elected fairly?