FEDIT POLITICS Thread

like how your phrasing makes it easy for all involved to take as both insult and complement
sure there must be a word for that

 

That's satirical doublespeak, & nobody did it better than Soggy Sweat.

The Mississippi State House had been debating whether to finally pop the cork on Prohibition in 1952 - it had been dry since the Volstead Act engaged in 1919.

The Honorable Noah "Soggy" Sweat (later a circuit court judge and a college professor) decided to demonstrate his prowess for talking out of both sides of his mouth. The occasion was a banquet at the old King Edward Hotel in Jackson.

My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be.

You have asked me how I feel about whiskey. All right, here is how I feel about whiskey.

If when you say "whiskey" you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation and despair and shame and helplessness and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it.
But if when you say "whiskey" you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman's step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink, the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm, to build highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it.

This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.

 

this is worth watching

 

Ambidextrous

 

I dont know about all that but the opposite is surely true.

But if you wanted to be smart you should have gotten one of them smart Hugo Boss suits and one of those smart BMW cars and one of your smart Apple watches.
And accumulated money so you could have various passports and residences around the world.
If you were on the smart guy plan you would not care about patriotism or christianity because that is for slaves and peasants.

Now of course if all you gotta do to win in life is make money and drive a nice car and look like a good nuclear family corporate American then only a fool would not be a patriotic christian driving a nice car and looking in step with the fag fashion.

Those kind of fools still living inside Silo 76 at Missile Station Site Alpha.

 

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Did you get my tias newsletter!

All u needed to hear from old tia is the words im an expert blah blah managed decline blah blah
I got a tia just like this
She asks me a bunch of questions over coffee and then she goes on facebook and twitter and says stuff like
I really shouldnt make fun...

:ATTENTION: My PEOPLE I have URGeNT NEWS to tell you about POWERS IN HIGH PLACES!!!!
I have received a powerful COMMUNIQUE from a trusted source that blalaah blah

She will take something i said that i think she thinks sounds smart and that she can tie to her groups little lore they got going on
I love my aunt but she literally uses words like communique and other self serious verbiage and almost sounds like when trump is doing his Thank You For Paying Attention To This Matter weird corpo speak thing.
But my aunt been doing this shit since i was a kid. And for many of those years i been her kinda sidekick.
I thought she learned her lesson during the Clinton/Janet Reno days.

Our whole people had to go underground... I ended up on some mountain digging up magic crystals.

 

Bisexual, I think.

 

Ahh, its like if Finksi was originally from an Arab country and he owned both a Goat AND a Camel.
The man is bold no matter where he is at.

 

i been busy and outta the loop whose todays rapist ?

This one over here though... click here if you want to see a funny one.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5xzMX-ITgjA

 

i hate that we arent the best at propaganda anymore
i really really hate that and i was not expecting to have this opinion
but at some point even losing at propaganda means our creative people are not in the game
we supposed to be the best at this shit
and the make things worse they are doing it all with our AI tech
just like their drones are all copied US tech

 

In the last 24 hours. Trump started beefing with the Pope and posted a photoshopped version of himself as Jesus (which he later deleted). He is doing everything in his power to be the most hated president of all time.

 

dont worry i saved a copy

 

they love trump more than they do the pope
which is a crossroads because most here have catholic backgrounds
so there is a hard coping time right now for them
they either have to discount the pope as being some faggot in a wizards get up
or they have to finally admit that the president is the faggot after all
which means they are faggot lovers
so they have to come to terms with that too
its a lot of work for people not used to putting in that kind of work
some of these guys are pushing 80 and this kind of thing can be dangerous

i finally saw my old auntie who is 80 finally start to turn her self around
and she aint catholic on the contrary she used to take me to anti catholic rallies as a kid
but fuuuck even if we think the pope is an enemy you still gotta respect your enemy
like im the farthest from a papist but to pretty much threaten the pope with some Napoleon level shit is crazy

but now her son whose 10 years older than me showed up with an earing and bangles few weeks ago.
and they having elementary school girls just a tad over toddler age doing whatlooks like stripper acts outside my store in the middle of the day. The city invited this gym for parents who want their daughters to be strippers i guess and they put on a show during the artwalk.

i had to close the store this weekend. that shit was bad.
first time ever in my life that i felt like the old man looking around at all the other people eating it up the fathers walking around eating it up and im like am i in the twilight zone?

anyhow they making us hate Trump because THEY making the country beg for JD Vance

and if people still dont know who THEY are and are gonna keep talking to me like im a schizo
i may be a schizo but if folks still pretend that nobody knows who THEY are... i dont know the name for that but its way worse than schizo.

and anyone who doesnt know yet who THEY are and is deservers wood chipper too
anyone playing dumb still that isnt a woman gets the woodchipper
you gonna get asked
who is THEY
and if you dont have answer like the black judge who couldnt answer what a woman was... woodchipper time.
who are THEY?

its not a trick question.
if you have some sort of politic or fear or love or too much common sense or an image to protect or project then you wont be able to answer truthfully

there is no truth in you.
liars and those compromised will not be able to tell you who THEY are
and if you dont know who they are then you are already dressed for the woodchipper too
continue playing dumb at your own leisure but leisure suit larry going in the woodchipper first

anyone who loved making pedo jokes before but is now quiet... they get the wood chipper too
anyone playing the aloof game gets the woodchipper
anyone claiming they above it all and not really paying attention... woodchipper time!

not my rules, dont yell at me about it guys
but peckerwoods gonna run wild
when the carpenters come out of the woodwork

hehehehehe!

 

i've never been a fan of the pope especially the last few that have made the position political
amusing that someone mocking religion is suddenly such a big problem for liberals
thought you guys were all about that

 

Im not a liberal, actually grew up in a fairly conservative household and I still uphold a lot of what would be seen as conservative values. I don’t see the justification in the president picking a fight with the pope or mocking christianity which he seems to have done multiple times. Let’s see him try that with his Jewish buddies and then we can see the outcome.

And let’s be for real, Trump is not a comedian and he most likely views himself as bigger than God. Jokes are also meant to be funny, where is the humor in what he posted? I mean, is it too hard to ask for him to be presidential for once?

 

Why do people insist on pointing at the other side and say, “Look what they did? That never works for me at my house when my wife is chewing on my ass.

 

These people are blind.
They think they are conservatives.
So they call others liberals the moment you arent lock step in their fascist cult of personality.

When you say something factual they will turn it around and talk about themselves without realizing.
None of these people are conservative here BB.
I guarantee that you and I are way way way more conservative than any of them that follow Trump.
Both in upbringing and in how we live our lives every single hour of every day.

When they call you a liberal its just them being ish.
And i dont mean jewish.
But if that shoe fits too.
Wear it on your elbow.
Or the other equally dark and wrinkled circle.
And by that i dont mean your bald spot!

BB you are too good for this place.
I hope you can rub off on these guys.
I hope they dont rub you off of here.
We need more guys like you and every other one of you that isnt named Rube, Diablo, Finksi, Irish, etc...

We old news.
You fresh air.

 

Come on, you know he’s laid hands on many people over the years, remember Stormy Daniels? Benny Hinn, Donny Hinn what’s the difference. The cult has been making the sign of the cross for years when they hear his name he believes the hype.

 

These type of habits come from women only talking with other women.
This is women logic that men learn.
Men that are feminized change from the inside out.
All without realizing what is going on in their DNA.
They are becoming women little by little.
They try to then do this to the rest of us too.

You are what you are being.
And if you are constantly acting like a woman...
Ritual de lo Habitual.

Ever seen a bunch of drunk guys together?
Tell me they dont act like a cackle of women most of the time?
You can only do that so long before the spirit of God leaves you.
You know what i mean... the image of God is within all men.
And then at a certain age you start losing your Y chromosome.
Lose your manly breath.
Replaced by a forked tongue stinking of venom.

No, im not talking about folks ability to get erections, thats another bag.
Im talking about the ability to see. Specially see your own thought and speech bubbles.
While folks dont think they a clown we all see the performance like its the funny papers.

What you mom say about making a face... if you keep it too long its gonna freeze like that.
And what did your dad say about jacking it too much... you gonna go blind.
Well there is more than one way to yank your own chain.
You dont gotta be Ray Charles to see that.

Shit the man was blind and he still never went around calling himself a good person.
He wasnt that blind to not be self aware enough to know that character can only be scouted by others and never self proclaimed.
Well except in comic books.
And in bars.

Where the good guys have no problem telling you how they are proud to be good.
Of course there is always the exception to the rule.
There is always one drunk in the corner saying that hes a piece of shit drunk.
And a series of other drunks cheering him up telling him hes a good guy like them.
They such good guys they buy him another drink and tell him not to worry.
Free drinks arent free but thats what good guys do in situations like these.
But its cheap price for priceless company of a guy who knows who he really is.
Because that is a guy who wants to repent.
And that is half the bottle right there.
Go Joe!