GRANDAL: "Hey Rick, Donnie said you had some advice..." HONEYCUTT: "Two words... hair plugs." GRANDAL: "Wow, two words for you... you're a fucken dick!" HONEYCUTT: "You're not doing it right."
NEWCOMBE: "So, any questions Mike?" BOLSINGER: "Yeah, has anyone ever said you dress like a pimp?" NEWCOMBE: "Yeah, your Mom." BOLSINGER: "Ouch." NEWCOMBE: "She may have said that too. But it was kinda hard to make out with her face buried in that pillow." BOLSINGER: "You suck!" NEWCOMBE: "You're making this way too easy."
KENLEY: "Here, try this." HOWELL: "Ugh, it's awful." KENLEY: "Yeah but it'll help you recover more quickly and it's totally legal." HOWELL: "It's tastes like fucken piss." KENLEY: "That's cuz it is; my urine to be exact." HOWELL: "
BOLSINGER: "So is it true you fucked Vin Scully bitch" NEWCOMBE: "You know a young nigga like me used to beat da white pussy up back in the day. BOLSINGER: "tell me how you gave her that bbc" NEWCOMBE: "you see, i held dat ass just like this and hit it from the back while vinny watched" BOLSINGER: "You think you could do that to me too?, how you like this ass?" NEWCOMBE: "Listen son. Im an OG ass eater. I been eatin da booty since before it got popular. U aint ready" BOLSINGER: "Meet me and Donnie in the visitors clubhouse tunnel at 3. Bring your hat"
KÍKÉ: "Hey, you guys wanna hear a joke?" HOWIE: "Hell yes!" JROLL: "I guess." ELLIS: "Whatever." KÍKÉ: "Okay, what did the two pieces of shit say to the other?" HOWIE: "I give up. What did those two pieces of shit say to the other?" KÍKÉ: "They said, "Hi Jimmy... Hi AJ." HOWIE: JROLL: "That's really not that funny." ELLIS: "I don't get it."
HONEY: "Must suck seeing your best bud pitch to another guy." ELLIS: "Not now Rick." HONEY: "I'd imagine it'd be like watching your wife with another man." ELLIS: "Are you trying to hurt me?" HONEY: "Oh man, did you see the way he framed that pitch?!!!" ELLIS: "Please stop." HONEY: "Come on, that has to be like watching you wife slobber on another dude's nut sack." ELLIS: :crying: HONEY:
AJ: "Hi Josh." JOSH: "Hi, what's you're name again?" AJ: "AJ." JOSH: "AJ Burnett?!!!" AJ: "No, it's..." JOSH: "AJ Pierzynski?!!!" AJ: "No, Ellis!!!" JOSH: "Mark Ellis?!!!" AJ: "No, god damn it, AJ ELLIS!!!" JOSH: "I see... SECURITY, THERE'S SOMEONE HERE IMPERSONATING A BALLPLAYER!!!" AJ: "Funny, I get that a lot."
Yeah. They honored Beckett for his contribution to the 2003 World Series, so some of the other guys of that team were there.
i know i googled the stymie pics the buckwheat pics were better... far better and definitely more racist thought you -- of all people -- would appreciate that
J-ROLL: "I don't git y peepil b confusin me with Dee." LOPES: "Me neither. I mean he's become a really good player and you fucken suck." J-ROLL: "Man, I thot we wuz tite Davey." LOPES: "You probably thought the same about your wife until I dremelled that shit wide open." J-ROLL: "Wow, wut a dikk!" LOPES: "Yup, she said that."
GIRL: "Take a selfie with me?" AJ: "Sure." GIRL: "Okay, I'm uploading it to Twitter." AJ: "What are you going to say?" GIRL: "I tweeted, I'm fucken dying and the best they can do is send me a scrub backup catcher." AJ: "Wow, harsh." GIRL: "I know, right? First cancer and now this."
MATTINGLY: "Alright, high five Dee!" ROLLINS: "I hate you so fucken much." MATTINGLY: "Yeah, I get that a lot." ROLLINS: "Shocker [sarcasm]."
Irish knows it's the local hotspot for bigots and racists and as long as we're all laughing at someone else's expense it will keep us from making so many death threats on each other. smart cookie he is