Not to mention, Russ swung at ball four,and would have had an RBI. A veteran like him should know better.
I must admit, I'm in the minority here, and love Canada. Been the length and breadth of it, and back in the day, the wife and I thought about moving to Vancouver. Opportunity knocked, but we didn't take advantage. Would go back any time for holiday, and have many truly fine friends there. Imo, they are the best friends America has, but many are to ignorant to know it. Eh?
Your master plan although a fine one, is too little to late. I can't see Robots budging from has season long defense and use of him...just not meant to be. Not yet anyway.
Canadians are like Catholics. Minus the diddling. Most regular practicing Catholics I've met are good people. Real nice and easygoing. Former Catholics... not so much. Specially if they turn christian halfway through life. But maybe that's kinda the point of being a born again.
I'm gonna start a cult just so I can issue fatwas. I might be just halfway kidding. Would y'all mind being part of a cult? I promise only the finest vintage of cherry koolaid.