Reporter: Jimmy. Welcome to LA. What is the one thing you will not miss about Philly? Rollins: Thank you so much. It is great to be a Dodger. So to answer your question, I would have to say all those white people. Reporter: Wow. Racist! Rollins: You're right. I am sorry. I didn't mean that. What I meant to say was. All of the front running white people. Reporter: Gotcha.
Reporter: Jimmy. Welcome to LA. What is the one thing you will not miss about Philly? Kendrick: Say what, motherfucker?
REPORTER (to Morse): "So is this better than starring in No Country For Old Men?" MORSE: "Huh?..." REPORTER (to Latos): "Are you a ginger, because you look like an albino lab rat?" LATOS: "Who's Al Bino?..." REPORTER (to Dee): "And what about you... how's it feel to be the throw-in piece of a Dan Haren deal?" DEE: "Wow, not even racist... just mean." REPORTER: "Yeah, but honest..." MORSE: "True..." LATOS: "Yeah, true..." DEE: "Okay, now racists." _
Reporter: Haha. That's very funny but I'm serious Sark. Could you please let Andrew in for the Rollins press conference. You need to quit fucking around and focus on Nebraska Friedman: Guys. It's me. I AM Andrew. Reporter: Really? I've got other shit to do. Like read a Simers or Dilbeck article. Have lunch with Gurnick. You get the idea. Friedman: Seriously guys. I'm Andrew. Not Sark. Ask me a question. Reporter: Fine. Did you hear the one about the Catholic, the Jew and the Colored boy? Friedman: Wow racist. Oy Vey! Reporter: Oh. Sorry Andrew. Didn't recognize you without Hadji next to you. Friedman: Yeah. I get that. He's fixing my Ipad right now so I can check in on the sweatshop in Pakistan that's making our 2015 gear. Have to watch every penny ya know. Reporter: Wow slave labor racist!
Morse: I truly enjoy photo ops for the fan base Latos: So do I Mike. It's a great thing and taking shots like this with little kids from the latin neighborhoods is great for the game and our team's image. Morse: You hit the nail on the head brother. Gordon: You guys are killin' me. I'm American Morse: Hey kid. Just smile for the camera and keep your mouth shut. You'll get your jersey signed by both of us. Latos: Yeah kid. Dan Haren said he'd sign it too. Just be happy the team was willing to bus you in here from 'Little Santo Domingo'. Gordon: Oh man. God help me.
Ned: Tommy. How about that? We're the same. Both advisors for this great franchise. Tommy: Hey you little system depleting ckunt. I advise Mr. Walter. You make Stan mother fkucking coffee. I advised Mr. Walter to get your cocksucking hole out of that mother fkucking position before we have a system full of old decrepid Fkucking relief pitchers and fkaggots from San Francisco. Ned: Wow Tom. That's pretty harsh. Tommy: If you don't walk away in about ten seconds, you're going to learn what harsh is you fkucking little ckunt.
The funny thing is... Out of alll the ridiculous captions in this thread... This is probably the most realistic. Lol.
Guerrero: Hey bro. Here for off season workouts? Arrub: No man. Picking up my gear. I got DFA'd. Guerrero: What? Now that sucks. Why? Arrub: Racists! Guerrero: Ned couldn't help? Arrub: I called that Puto. He was busy making coffee or some bullshit excuse.
ARRUEB: "Man, why do you think those punks DFA'd me?" GUERRERO: "Could be they wanted to give your number 11 to Rollins..." ARRUEB: "That makes sense." GUERRERO: "...or it could be because they figured out you can't hit." ARRUEB: "Whatever, I'll show them... I'm going to work on some things down in AAA!" GUERRERO: "Like what, starting a brawl and then running away like a coward?" ARRUEB: "No, I already got that down bro." GUERRERO: .
Trainer: Ready Matt? You said high speed...........Go! Kemp: I got this. OH SHIT!! OUCH!! FU...AHHHHHH........MY HAMMY!!
TSAO: "Hey babe, good news... I'm going to sign with the Dodgers!" MS. TSAO: "That's great honey! Could you bring the groceries in?" TSAO: "Of course... AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"
OREL: "So what was your first reaction when you found out we we're playing the mighty A's in the '88 World Series?" TOMMY: "I think I fucken shit myself." AUDIENCE: [laughter] OREL: "That's great Tommy." TOMMY: "No Bulldog... I really think I just fucken shit myself!" _
Reporter: Howie. Welcome to LA Howie: Thanks but umm (interrupted) Reporter: 'Howie' does it feel wearing Manny Mota's great number eleven? Howie: