I don't watch that much tv either, and don't have much time to watch baseball (i.e., Dodger baseball) because of my work hours-I have to go to bed too early to see a game. Seriously considering the HD antenna thing and then going with Hulu/Netflix. Right now I have basic cable, but mainly for the internet.
Ned: Yeah, Tommy, I don't watch much tv anymore... Tommie: Somebody fucken kill me, please. (All better now, Irish?)
Sherman: Well. I guess you guys won. We're still the best. Brady: You're a great player. That was a great game. Props to your entire team. Sherman: What do really mean Tom? We had your asses. We gave you that shit! Ain't nobody gonna think you the champs. You too scared to throw at me. Brady: You guys had a great season. You should be proud. This was a tough battle man. We got a great break right after you got one with that catch. It' balances out man. Good luck and God bless your new baby. It'll be a great thing. Sherman: What? You dissin us and now my kid? I'm the best at what I do. I'm better at life than most people. Had you thrown at me, we'd won by thirty point. You got no class dawg. Brady: OK. Uh, Good luck man. Great game. You're a great player. Sherman: Whatevuh. You don't win like we do. Brady:
Cashman: Who did you say this was? Voice on the other end: Cash, It's Ned Colletti. Cashman: Oh god. What could you possibly want? Ned: An interview? Cashman: For what position? Ned: Assistant GM. Cashman: Ewwww. Ned: Dude. I got access to Machado. Cashman: Machado? That kid on the Orioles? Ned: No. The Cuban kid. The latest free agent. Cashman: You know what? I have meeting to attend with Alex and I'm really looking forward to it. Can I call you back? Ned: Sure thing Cash. I look forward to your call.
Woman to the right: Did you hear about our boy Yoan going to the states to play ball? I hear he might go to the Doyers with Yasiel. I remember him running around these streets. It seems like yesterday. Woman in the middle: Bkitch. Just smoke your damn cigar. Ain't nobody got time for dat. Or your bullshit! Woman to the left: Ir Azul!
The woman on the left in the picture and right on the screen looks like John Thompson late of Georgetown!!
Reporter: Hey Zack. Good to see you back. What are you most looking forward to this spring? Grainkey: Being too busy to deal with you assholes and your stupid questions. I hate you fucking guys. Reporter:
RYU: "Wut u say Zak?" ZACK: "I said instead of doing ramen commercials this offseason you should have stayed in shape." RYU: "But I like dem newdles Zak." ZACK: "Fuck, whatever. Not like I'm going to be here next year anyway." RYU: "Man I hungree!" ZACK: "Hey Fat boy, there's a Panda Express about a block away." RYU: "Wow, rasckist!." ZACK: "Idiot."
DONNIE: "...and that's my philosophy on hitting..." FARHAN: "Oh God, please kill me." DONNIE: "Now let's talk about pace of play..." FARHAN: "What I wouldn't give for a gun and just one bullet."
DUM DUM: You know what Farrakhan? One day my picture is going to be on that wall. Zaidi: (Thinking). Yes. Much sooner than you think moron.
LOPES: "So how's it going Jimmy?" J-ROLL: "Great... who are you?" LOPES: "Fool, it's me Davey! I coached your ass in Philly!!!" J-ROLL: "Davey?... Davey?... Davey? Nope, sorry man I don't remember you." LOPES: "Asshole, I'm the reason you stole 40+ bases in 2007 and 2008!" J-ROLL: "Yeah, sorry... still don't remember you." LOPES: "Okay, how bout that time I scored you an 8-ball and set you up with them two hookers?!!!" J-ROLL: "Oh, snap... Davey! How you doing my man?!!!" LOPES:
ANDERSON: "Yeah, heater looking good! High five!!!" HONEYCUTT: "Idiot, put your hand down before you re-injure yourself."
AARDSMA: "Man what an honor to meet you." BULLDOG: "Thanks meat." AARDSMA: "As a kid I dreamed of finishing atop you in the record books." BULLDOG: "That could still happen... in fact, I think you could finish atop everybody..." AARDSMA: "Wow, do you really think so?!!!' BULLDOG: "Sure, as long as the list is alphabetic and not based on stats or accomplishments." AARDSMA: "Wow, dick..."
HONEYCUTT: "So, does Panda Express serve this stuff back in Korea?" RYU: "한不ㅎ終ㅏ朝ㄴ會而愚智..." TRANSLATOR: "He says you're an idiot." HONEYCUTT: "Okay, how about this Orange Chicken? Does your leader Kim Jong-un eat this?" RYU: "글者조可선浹旬而學國!..." TRANSLATOR: "He says asshole, we're from South Korea!" HONEYCUTT: "Potato/Potatto. All you slopes look alike anyway." RYU: "文아햇글者조可선우리자아침故者한不ㅎ終ㅏ朝ㄴ會而愚智글浹旬而學國!!!" TRANSLATOR: "He says wow racist."
PERALTA: "Mira joto, ¿habla ingles?" URIAS: "Of course I speak English, fool. I didn't just step off the boat!" PERALTA: "Wow, you boated here from Mexico?" URIAS: