suddenly tied with the fkags they face matz/degrom/thor in new york, while we get the 7-win padres at home don't getting too excited, the marlins were a 6-win team before they came to la
Well, I'm sure there will be a "we will crush the Padres and sweep" post soon. Hope that is true however...we sure could use that playing out...
So are we doing a smoke and mirrors bullpen until August? Just throw out these guys like Baez and Garcia, hoping they don't choke every time?
That's what I was thinking. The Padres are pretty bad, so we might luck out and win one. But rest assured, even if we do win one we will suck doing it.
Kemp is going to bat .800 and hit 5 HRs in this series. Convinced Ex Dodgers have it out for us after this past series. Matt is probably on steroids strong enough to kill 10 horses.
to put things into perspective we are now tied with a team that -- one week ago -- had lost 8 of 9 and 5 straight, before taking 2/3 form the marlins the same marlins that just swept us yeah, i know, it's the padres -- who have won a total of only 7 games well the marlins had only 6 wins before coming to la my predictions go as follows: ◆ that meatsack wood gets shelled again tonight and we lose 11-3 ◆ stripling holds the pads to 3 thru 6 innings, but baez/hatcher do their usual thing and we lose 8-2 ◆ kersh gives up 1 unearned run in 8 innings and we lose 1-0 ◆ the giants take 1/3 from the mets, the d'bags sweep the rox, and come monday we're in 3rd place
Left-hander Alex Wood, coming off consecutive shaky starts, will take the hill tonight for the Dodgers. For the most part, it's been a struggle for Wood this season, as he's given up at least five runs in three of his four outings. But in his only home outing, Wood was solid, tossing seven innings and allowing just one run on five hits. "I've got to get better locating my pitches," said Wood. "People don't realize how critical that is [but] if you miss your spots, guys are going to make you pay." Most seemed to agree with Wood's assessment. But Dodgers' catcher Yasmani Grandal, who will be behind the plate tonight, had a different take. "Location isn't the problem," said Grandal. "The problem is he throws like a fucken retard. Seriously, he looks like he's having a fucken seizure. All that deception bullshit means nothing if you throw like a fucken girl. I've tried to tell him this, but every time I do he starts crying. What a fucken bkitch. Plus the only movement on his pitches is when they come down into the bleachers. The guy fucken sucks. Then again, he's not alone. Kershaw and Maeda are the only ones who know how to pitch. Ryu too. But him, Kazmir, Stripling, Anderson, McCarthy -- they're all fags. And don't even getting me started on our fucken bullpen."
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