All Fugly Dodger Team

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  1. Finski

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    Perhaps this has been covered in past years, but here goes ...

    Wife - who is new to the game and I'm working on teaching her the finer points - saw some baseball cards of mine, as I've been organizing my sets lately. She was curious ... are ALL the Dodgers as ugly and/or fat as these guys?

    Ronald Belisario
    Aaron Harang
    Olmedo Saenz
    Joe Ferguson
    Ricky Ledee
    Terry Forster
    Tom Niedenfeur
    Jon Broxton

    I promised her that most Dodgers were as handsome as all y'all ... but that we had our share of tubs, fatties, buswrecks, assfaces, and nightmares. But enough about my ex-wife ...

    This list is very basic, as my sets are incomplete, as is my memory of late, thanks to tangling with Rube (no homo). Tommy Lasorda was left off the list as ... well, as a gesture to his immense ass and his beloved reality. Ditto Fernando ... no chinga con El Toro!

    But I'm missing a bunch on here. It'd be interesting to see if our fat-uglies were better than Frisco's or other teams' best fuglies in their prime. Babe Ruth and the pre-WWII era is off the board. Those guys get a pass. I think it should be post-Vietnam era, just because diet/exercise/cosmetics took a quantum leap forward since that era ...

    Also, if Rick Reuschel and Rusty Staub aren't all timers, then nobody is.
     
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    Odalis Perez
    Jeromy Burnitz
    Danys Baez (I fucking hate this guy)
    Guillermo Mota; Eugenio Velez (Serpent and the Rainbow)
     
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    Burnitz ... I couldn't remember him by name, but yeah ... tub of goo for sure.
     
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    the captain of any All-Ugly team would have to be Otis Nixon.

    That said, small children could hide in the craters in Bellasario's face.
     
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    Give the grotesque blob which is Joc Pederson a couple of seasons to fully Andruw Jones out and he might make the cut. Bellasario was next level fucking ugly, as was his pitching often.
     
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    don demeter says hi...
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    Shit...Davey Johnson, Roger Craig, Wally Moon, Zakes Mokae, Yogi, Carpenter, and in a scary way, Ryu. The largest expanse of featureless face in the history of human evolution.
     
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    Oh, Brandon Belt.
     
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    Hey now, Olmedo Saenz was the man.
     
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    Pirates fans
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    A face only a mother could love and a pretty good relief pitcher back in the day.

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    now batting for your los angeles dodgers...matt "horrible scar" luuuuuuuuuke
     
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    thought we were just doing [no homo] dodgers
    but since we've opened it up...
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    vegan?
     
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    The theme has been to rip Adrian lately, but thank God we ended up with him and not Prince.
     
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    Hey you guys...
     
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    meh
    6 of one, half dozen the other
    both fat, both minorities
    racist
     
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    do you guys remember how gnarly this dude was?
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