I wonder what its like to have a 1st baseman who hits for average OR power. Both?! That's some unthinkable shit. I'd take just one!
I actually got into an arguement with a drunk, ugly, fat bitch at Dodger stadium earlier this year because she was saying Jansen wasn't a "real" closer and that he basically sucks. I totally regret it now. you win drunk, ugly, fat bitch .
Someone call the Sox again and try to strike a deal for A-Gon. This time say we'll give them Uribe AND Loney.