I'm bored so I did a song parody of this, I guess lol. Andre Ethier extended 5 years 85 million Today the Dodgers have traded Nathan Eovaldi for Hanley Ramirez Blockbuster deal lands Dodgers Adrian Gonzalez, Carl Crawford, Josh Beckett, and Nick Punto Dodgers outspend everyone for Zack Grienke Guggenheim I'm getting pissed Three hours I'm forced to watch this The Dodgers don't win any games Now I know you're feeling crunched Cause Boston ate your lunch The Dodgers don't win any games New TV's is kinda good when there's cool highlights to play Instead I'm thinking of Kershaw 3000 times a day Games feel so lame and fake Cause the offense doesn't rake Guggenheim no power is so lame It's hard for fans not to hate 200 million dollar paper weight The Dodgers don't win any games
I love it except for the Boston eating our lunch line. That trade is still working for us. We got 2 runs from them again today. I'd change that to... Now I know you're feeling crunched Cause Kemp and Ethier ate your lunch The Dodgers don't win any games
