Dodgers Song Parody, kinda.

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  1. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    I'm bored so I did a song parody of this, I guess lol.

    Andre Ethier extended 5 years 85 million
    Today the Dodgers have traded Nathan Eovaldi for Hanley Ramirez
    Blockbuster deal lands Dodgers Adrian Gonzalez, Carl Crawford, Josh Beckett, and Nick Punto
    Dodgers outspend everyone for Zack Grienke

    Guggenheim I'm getting pissed
    Three hours I'm forced to watch this
    The Dodgers don't win any games

    Now I know you're feeling crunched
    Cause Boston ate your lunch
    The Dodgers don't win any games

    New TV's is kinda good when there's cool highlights to play
    Instead I'm thinking of Kershaw 3000 times a day
    Games feel so lame and fake
    Cause the offense doesn't rake
    Guggenheim no power is so lame

    It's hard for fans not to hate
    200 million dollar paper weight
    The Dodgers don't win any games
     
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    I love it except for the Boston eating our lunch line.
    That trade is still working for us. We got 2 runs from them again today.

    I'd change that to...
    Now I know you're feeling crunched
    Cause Kemp and Ethier ate your lunch
    The Dodgers don't win any games
     
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