OK...well I had to piss like real fucking bad. Darth and Diablo are at the willcall window arguing for the tix, and I'm standing there wondering were the fuck I could piss. I ignored Diablo's ill adviced advice to piss in the bushes in front of everyone. I ask the security guard at the Club level entrance and he says I can go in if I leave my driver's licence with him. I gladly do and jog into the club level searching franticely for a toilet. I come across one to the right, and it is the kind with 2 doors. I see a men's sign and head in the door to the right, in a hurry at this time. As I enter, it is a rather small restroom and the thought comes to mind, where is the urinals? I then think maybe they are on the other side, so I say fuck it and run into a stall. I lift the seat and begin a high pressure drainage of my bladder. The relief is intoxicating. As I exit the stall, I head towards the sink to wash my hands...right then someone exits another stall as I pass it. To my shock, it's a fucking woman! She stops, looks at me, I look at her and then it hits me why I didn't see a urinal...ahhhh FUCK! I say something like, "Shit, am I in the wrong restroom?" She says nothing, looking a bit stunned...and I immedietly spin towards the door and exit quickly. As I exit, i look at the door, and it was indeed the ladies room! I then check the other door and it's the men's and I dive in there for refuge and to wash my hands. I wait in there longer than normal to spare the embaressment of seeing that woman again and vice versa. Afterwards, nothing happened and I went back outside. Laughing my ass off. That was interesting.
No, I kind of a freak with the hand washing. Ever since Obama said I could avoid the flu, I've stepped it up. I still got the flu this year though so he failed me again! ullhair:
