FEDIT POLITICS Thread

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by CapnTreee, Aug 12, 2016.

  1. irish

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    i thought cassandra was the one who was always right but her curse was no one believed her?…
     
  2. rube

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    Before we begin.
    Inside jokes are kinda mean to someone unfamiliar to the reference.
    But I swear I wasn't doing it just because it's easy to bait you.
    You keep missing the mark because you still new to the game and think you clever.
    None of your bought education will help you from making an ass of yourself.
    I'm trying to tell you that all that knowledge is like yeast and soda water
    Only pumps you full of hot empty calories.
    Like I keep telling you everytime you think you got me... its all in your head.

    The Cassandra bit is a joke with Irish and I from back in the day. That's why I said to forget about her, she wasn't important to the post other than as a way of saying dear irish before the start of the letter.
    I am big on formalities.
    Just that I do it my way.

    Please don't try to compete with me anymore man. It makes you look bad and you care about how you look. And I'm not trying to make you look bad. But the more you persecute me the worse you gonna look.
    So keep chasing chubby.

    I didn't go to school to bitch slap people with a book. If thay gets you off I keep telling you, join the jesuits. It's your sign.
    They like to throw the book at people.
    Or repent and stop being an ass.
    The asses die in ragnarok.
    You know the aesir.
    The gods.
    Gods aren't real.
    Myth means mouth.
    It's a code to buried treasure.
    Get a thesaurus you old dinosaur.
    At this rate your t rex arms are gonna leave you nearsighted.
    So maybe flip the pages with your toes.
    Or maybe you should stop reading in prose.

    Or better yet just stop reading.
    The more you read about it.
    The more you lose the accent.
    Because you scribes think little of the jot and the tittle.
    Yall think you know better than the author.
    But you got no art in you.
    And art is the king.
    And he owns the land of hur.
    And i am Ben.
    And if you don't know ask merlin.

    Btw since you think you know it all mimir remember his fate.
    And them cheer up.
    And remember Jesus had it bad too.
    He must of been a piece of shit like all the other sus losers the social justice warriors of the time had their white robed vaticanists snuff out.
    In the Talmud it says Jesus is in a lake of shit right now being ladles by hot shit over his head by his whore mother Mary.
    Not my words of course.
    At least the Muslims don't write such things about Mary and Jesus.
    But I'm sure you are an expert in these type of classics as well.
    And you know how close the talmudic version of Jesus mirrors the Nordic story of Loki.
    But hey, you the one with the discipline to master the curriculum you were indoctrinated to know, not me.
    I'm incorrigible by all other than the Jesus that lives inside me like if he was a little dude inside a giant mecha.
    I'm that mecha.
    And Jesus is driving me.
    Keep getting in my way.
    I don't mind the extra gas.
    You know im dropping fools left and right.
    I been down the mountain for a bit.
    My ain't just came down from the hospital.
    My uncle died.
    His wife about to.
    Too much hygiene and care is killing everyone.
    People forget that the cremation of care is the evil agenda.
    But you don't even remember the shit you supposed to teach at a surface level.
    They don't teach or pay you to be a holy diver.
    Don't dance with the devil.
    He's older than you think.
    And he's not smarter because he's special.
    He's smarter than you because he's older.
    That's it.
    And before you lost tour virginity or had your first drink or been in a fight I was already drinking tequila, fucking my sitters and sending grown men to the ER for putting a hand in my mom.
    You probably did some things when you were 15.
    Well I was doing all that at 5.
    And you don't got 10 years on me so I guarantee you I was lapping you in real time.
    I had the entire world book encyclopedia.
    I had the bible and hundreds of books living with the spirit of prophecy.
    You know that thing that the vatican has never had.
    Foresight.
    I have every book written by the greats from the 1800s. The American greats.
    I still literally sleep on stacks of books covered by cardboard boxes to soften it up.
    I don't read anymore, it's difficult now.
    Probably need glasses.
    But that's what osmosis is for.
    That's why i sleep with books.
    You should try sleeping with one under your head.
    Maybe you will learn what you obviously don't get by reading comprehension.
    And hopefully you will understand the words that are coming out of my myth.
    Or keep being mad at me because I offended your idols.
    I don't offend you.
    Unless you and your idol are intimate.
    And that's not what the comforter means.
     
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    I wouldn't know man.
    I just skip to the end of the book for the answers like a normal person.
    Who has time to read all that?
    Salarymen who want to live off the classics.
    Like preachers preaching to the choir.
    Belting out the hits.
    Viva Las Vegas!
     
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  4. irish

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    but hector was a pup
     
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    Turks twisted?
    Said the joker to the greek.
    Your gyromite is my hero sandwich.
    The t for my shwarma.
    Is the Trump for my rump.
    If you still don't know me kid I'm the meat in your al pastor.
    Yeah I said kid you Billy goat.
    You still fresh off the feta and you wanna spin this top?
    Homer please.
    You still haven't a clue.
    Why the meat spins as the world turns.
    And that every German used to be a Turk.
    And before that they were Armenian jews.
    It all goes full circle.
    When you paid your dues in church.
    Or at least listened to captain kirk.
    Or that witch on the island when captain Jack was dancing with circe.
    Either way kiddo you out of your corral.
    And I won't give you anymore puddin until you eat your mutton.
     
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    You got a black friend too lol.
    I got a dentist.
    Don't mean I can extract molars.
    But I got a long enough string.
    And a door knob..
    And like you, it does its job.
     
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    Didn't irish already lay you to bed gently.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    You know these aren't real people right.
    But forms.
    In your mind.
     
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    Wife's grandparents on her father's side got out of the country just before the shit went down.
     
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    Wow.
    Mmm...just my humble suggestion, but both you dudes should read Joseph Campbell's The Power of Myth.
    Also available in audio version.
    Myth is the song of the imagination...
     
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    Just as lovely as jews, muslism, germans armenians and Americans.

    But hey if you wanna hate on the doner kebab more power to you sjw.
    You jesuits are the shit stirrers of the world.
    Then before the bombs drop you sneak out the rear changing your cossack uniform for a cassock gown so nobodies the wiser that you working for the kaiser.
    Haters hate from hatussa to Ashbury heights.
    But you wouldn't know a Trojan if it bit your horses aesir.
     
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    A boy can never forget his first love.
     
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    Sounds like an anti Trump ad when liberals laughed at the possibility of people voting for an ass like Trump.
    Gay ass newsmedia forgets.
    That people love that ass.
     
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    apparently it was kirsten that presented him w that shirt
    want more blacks in the stands?
    how about they just start jumping the turnstiles and beating the cops like in NYC
    seems to work and they can go home since equity doesn't allow for any of that racist justice stuff anymore
    how long before a certain percentage of field level seats will be required to have a black ass in them?
     
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    racist
     
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    I don't find this racist at all.
    I mean it probably is.
    But it's not to me.
    Baseball is country western and pop rock.
    Football is stadium rock and hip hop.
    Basketball is whatever the trendy trap is.

    Of course if you understand that the traps are put where the prey trends to tread then you know the predators are guaranteed easy hunting of basketball blackjacks. It's hard to escape how things are set up.

    The city world has become such a boy in a bubble environment that everything is a grave threat.
    Therefore it's really untenable to believe that kids in the cities or even towns can play baseball or stickball on the streets the way we did growing up.
    I don't think I need to explain the reasons why as everyone can see it.

    You need lots of land. Lots of green grass.
    You need a groundskeeper to keep the infield from.becoming a mess.
    You need gloves.
    Sandlot style require the police to allow gangs of kids to congregate and run around with bats and balls on the street.
    Yeah right.
    They stopped letting that shit happen in the early 90s.

    Plus nobody with inner city smarts is gonna go for a career as a minor leaguer if they don't make it. They end up wanting to kill themselves.
    They can make way more money and have a much better life as a fourth rate pro basketball player in the euro leagues where being a tall rich black athlete has always been an elite club.

    The suburbs has baseball fields coming out the ass. They used sparingly.
    Maybe each little league team should be allowed to draft/ sponsor one token black inner city kid a year.

    But what about the Asians?
    They can't hit the curveball.
     
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    That fucking Kirsten...always starting trouble. I told you guys about that her.
     
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    Wanna see some myth straight out of the mouth of the horses ass?
    Stupid brown bitch keeps taking back the white wife beater just cuz he says some nice romantic words in Latin.
    When is Juliette gonna learn that Romeo is a fuck boy and this game is death because their God is Dis.
    But stupid bitch is gonna stupid bitch.
    Unfortunately somebody always gotta die.
    But hey good news everybody!
    That's what scapegoats are for.




    https://apnews.com/article/pope-francis-canada-religion-a8b94b1463b439f53c1c3f4f160b0927
     
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    Iskender FTW!
     
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