Has anyone else noticed that Urias always seems to have the fattest piece of dip in his mouth? Every time I see him pitch or even in pictures he always has a fat lipper in lol
MATTINGLY: "From now on, no more screwing around!" GRANDAL: "Okay, Skip." MATTINGLY: "We're gonna look like Major League team!!!" KENDRICK: "Right, skip." MATTINGLY: "No more hot foots..." ROLLINS: "Got it, Skip." MATTINGLY: "No more bubble machines — none of that bullshit!!!" VAN SLYKE: "What about putting signs on guy's backs?" MATTINGLY: "Especially that!!!" ALL:
STATE FARM: "State Farm Insurance, how may I direct your call?" HONEYCUTT: "Hey Jake, what are you wearing?" STATE FARM: "So not funny dude." HONEYCUTT: "Come on, khakis?" STATE FARM: "Honeycutt, we have caller ID." HONEYCUTT: "Oh shit, sorry wrong number! [CLICK!]"
CRAWFORD: "Hey Dee, u got any sunscreen?" ROLLINS: "I hate you. I seriously hope you get hit by a bus. I curse you." CRAWFORD: "Man, u so funny Dee."
Honest mistake. Dark Bald Dodgers Had there been 5 illegitimate kids around, it would have been easier.
HK: Yo dawg. This ain't Castro and you ain't Buster. Why you lookin at my junk? CC: No bro. I be lookin at yer kiks dawg. HK: Yea. Whateva fkag!
HK: Want some of my sammich? CC: What kind is it? Is it good? HK: Yea. Banana......and peanut butter. You'd love it. CC: Wow racist. HK: Say what? I have have extra. Imma jus trying to be nice bkitch. CC: But its on white bread! HK: Wow Racist. Itz all the commissary got negro. CC: I'm telling ya.....
TOMMY: "Why aren't you wearing blue?" FARHAN: "Come on Tommy. Not that big a deal, I'm pretty much out of sight." TOMMY: "Bullshit, you should always be wearing blue." FARHAN: "Fine, I'll go change right now." TOMMY: "Good." FARHAN: "Anything else?" TOMMY: "Yeah, no that you mention it... can you speak sanskrit?" FARHAN: "Wow. Ignorant, stupid and racist." TOMMY: "Trifecta bkitch!" FARHAN:
FERRELL: "Hey, what's up?" BARNEY: "Just wanted to say, I loved you in Dumb and Dumber." FERRELL: "Asshole, that was Jeff Daniels." BARNEY: "Sorry, you must get that a lot." FERRELL: "No more than people confusing you with Scott Baio."