Tommy: ...and then the white Catholic kids say........ JRoll: Oh shit Tommy(Laughing hysterically)!! Stop! Tommy stop! If your belly makes me move over any further I'm going to fall on my ass. Tommy: Do you mean you haven't heard any of my joke you mother fucking, cock sucking mook? JRoll: Spook (still laughing)? Wow! Racist! Tommy: You cock sucking illiterate card player. I said Mook! Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
MATTINGLY: "Hey Mark, how's it going?" WALTER: "Whoa, what are you still doing here?!!!" MATTINGLY: "Um... I'm the manager." WALTER: "What?!!! I thought we fired your dumb hayseed ass." MATTINGLY: "Nope, still here." WALTER: "Oh shit, my bad. Good luck out there today. Try not to fuck everything up." MATTINGLY: "Um... thanks." WALTER: [muttering as he walks away] "Incompetent idiot." MATTINGLY:
NEWCOMBE: "Hey little fella, you throwing out the first pitch today?" ROLLINS: "Man, what tha fukk u talkin bout?" NEWCOMBE: "You know, cuz you're a celebrity. Man I loved you in that movie with Ice Cube!" FERNANDO: "Um, that was Kevin Hart, Don." NEWCOMBE: "Pipe down, Chan Ho. Last thing I need is a Chinaman trying to tell me what's up." KENLEY: "Dude, he ain't Chan Ho, he's Fernando. And Chan Ho was South Korean!" NEWCOMBE: "Put a lid on it Dusty. Why don't you go back to Africa and kiss Castro's ass." ROLLINS: "U ignant old fool, Castro is in Cuba. And this nigga iz frum tha Netherlands, you senile ole racist dick!" NEWCOMBE: "Maybe, but I've banged more white women than all you fools combined. Now I gotta get back to the club level and suck down some more Courvoisier. Smell you bkitches later!" ROLLINS/FERNANDO/KENLEY:
He threw out the first pitch. Not sure why they chose him. I'm wondering when The Guggs will reach out to Piazza and fix that relationship FOX destroyed.
and vice versa fuck those bkitches gibson [obviously] hit one of the greatest HR's in baseball history but he's dead to me for the way he acted after leaving the organization especially with him/kennedy beaning puig and greinke i wish mcgwire would have beaten the shit out of him and a message to piazza... i understand being upset at the FO for trading you but here's a news flash... that ownership group is long gone the only one left is tommy and if you're mad at him, let me remind you of something... he was the one who convinced dodger ownership to draft you [in the 62nd iirc] as a favor to your father if not for tommy, you may have never gotten the chance to play mlb so show a little respect you indignant little ckunt btw, i lost all respect for you for the "clemens bat throw" incident this dude drilled you in the head and then, on the biggest stage, he throws the bat head at you that was a challenge to your manhood, and you failed so go be a met for life bkitch
Piazza: Hey bro. You broke my bat. Clemens: Fuck you bitch! You want to make something of it? Ump: Chill out Mike. It isn't worth it. Piazza: Whoa dude. Chill out bra. Lets just cool off and smoke a doobie after the game. It's not necessary to get all angry and stuff. Clemens: The fuck? Doobie? Fuck you man. I've got shit that works. Try having your trainer stick a needle in your ass. Your wife's too. I ain't scared of no needles. Ump: I didn't hear that Roger Piazza: Hey man. It's cool just don't throw shit at me. It's isn't cool man. That busted bat is dangerous. Clemens: Eat a dick you ckunt! Go take your base! Piazza: Whatever man (sniffles).
ELLIS: "Man, I've never watched a game from up here before." NEWK: "Mite as well git used to it meat, you ain't gonna gitchu no PT anytime soon." ELLIS: "Wow, dick." BKITCH: "Someone say dick? I'll take some!" ELLIS: "Wow, just wow." NEWK: "Datz wut sheez gonna b sayin dawg."
BKITCH: "Hey, how'd you like to take me with that silver slugger?" AGON: "Hey!!!... I'm a Christian, bkitch." BKITCH: "Okay, then how'd you like to take me with that silver slugger, you Christian bkitch?" AGON:
MAGIC: "So den I drove tha lane an thru down on hiz punk ass!" BKITCH: [whispering] "any idea what he's saying?" WALTER: [also whispering] "none whatsoever, but keep laughing... he's a negro after all." MAGIC: "And dat wuz my furst tripple doubell!" WALTER: ~uncomfortable laughter BKITCH: ~uncomfortable laughter MAGIC: [thinking] "Man, white peeple sure b sum weird fukks."