This is it guys. The year we finally win the World Series. Fuck the Cubs, Giants, and anyone else who ain't us. Viva Los Doyers 2017!!
To be fair, Craig is mostly enamoured by her only having one leg. The age thing is just serendipitous.
Surely I was once with a paraplegic i met at 3 am at a greyhound station in downtown portland. was almost 25 years ago when i found out that portland kept it weird. Many times in my life i have felt like it was a mistake not staying in the pacific northwest. Had a great time in oregon washington and idaho. My best friend moved there when he was 17 and when i went to visit for a summer i had a blast staying at farms and visiting indian strip clubs and tasting dark cherry for the first time.
the pacific northwest is eerie cold, dark and depressing high suicide rate you're better down here unless you're a caffeine addict hipster
My wife is from Portland, so I've been up that way plenty of times, and it is eerie. I don't mind visiting, but there is something off up there. TBH, I could see rube fitting in.
I have been called both many times. My vegan friends call me a drug addict because i drink coffee everyday. And when i first started to leave the mountain old acquaintances would call me a hipster. And like a good hipster i would deny i was one and would scoff at the idea. But it was true. I didnt even know what the term meant because i had gone a few years without tv radio or internet so i had never heard of hipster. I thought they were calling me a modern version of hippy. They pointed to my clothes hair beard and lifestyle and concluded hipster. Im like nope im just an mountain man with a hernia wearing the only clothes that fit me which were from high school/college which i had most likely bought from the thrift store as a kid. Lots of cashmere cardigans flannels knitted sweaters mid thigh corduroy walking shorts and wasted jeans. And the knit cap an old grandma gave me.
Yes the 'compton' dark cherry. Not the greek dark cherry. Thats more like champagne cherry cola. See o la cola.