FAN: "Hey Yasmani!" GRANDAL: "Hey, what up dude?" FAN: "How 'bout taking a selfie with me?" GRANDAL: "Sure, but what's with the outfit?" FAN: "What do you mean?" GRANDAL: "You look like a gay clown." FAN: "Hey, I ain't no clown!" GRANDAL: "Wow, fkag." FAN: "Man, shut up and smile."
KASTEN: "Whoa, you are one tall mother fucker!" McCARTHY: "Uh... thanks. I'm 6-7." KASTEN: "I thought you were 5-11." McCARTHY: "No, look it up." KASTEN: "I will... okay... hah! It's says you're 5-11!" McCARTHY: "No it doesn't." KASTEN: "Yes it does... Brad Ausmus, 5-11." McCARTHY:
MATTINGLY: "Hey, you're way taller than I was told." McCARTHY: "Say Brad Ausmus, and you die." MATTINGLY: "Wow,"
Reporter: Hey Donnie. Are you ready for another 162 game marathon? Dum Dum: 162? We'll see. Anything can happen so you never know. Drew: Oh. We're ready. Fired up like a Patriot missile bkitch. Dum Dum: Patriots? Is Brady coming to camp. I'd love to meet that guy. Reporter: Donnie, he meant.....Oh never mind. So with Kershaw starting opening day and Rollins your lead off guy. What else do you need to work on the be ready? Drew: Looking at Dummy in a very curious manner Dum Dum: You know. I can't think of anything in particular. We're just ready to get to work and win some ball games. Reporter: Is that so? No bullpen concerns? Like who might be your closer to start the season? Drew: Whose are closer? Donnie? Dum Dum: Kenley is our closer. The rest will take care of itself. Reporter: Uh... So you're ready for another 162 game marathon? Dum Dum. Oh yeah. I've been ready since January. We're all set and ready to go. Drew: What this idiot, I mean Donnie meant to say is that Kenley is our closer but until he's ready, we'll take a look at all of our options from all the guys we have and go from there. But as you know, individual performances speak for and take care of themselves. Right Don? Dum Dum: Agreed. Everything works out the way it works out in the end for whatever reason. I believe that 100%. Drew: :doh: Reporter: Thanks guys and good luck.
Reporter: Aww man. It's great to see you here visiting camp. Rollins: Visiting? Reporter: It's all good. Seeing YOU here gives me only one question. Rollins: Only one? Wow. Ask away my man. Reporter: Are you going to make a another Soul Plane movie? That shit was funny Kevin. Oh man. You have got to make another one. Rollins:
FAN: "Yeah, could you sign it former manager Don Mattingly." DBB: "Weird, I'm getting that request a lot today." FAN: "[sarcastically] Yeah, must be a full moon or something." DBB: "Don't be ridiculous, it's daytime." FAN:
MATTINGLY: "So I've been thinking about using Kershaw in the pen until Kenley gets back." FRIEDMAN: "Are you fucken retarded?" MATTINGLY: "Yeah, but that's beside the point." FRIEDMAN: "Clayton is the best starter in baseball, the reigning Cy Young and MVP winner!" MATTINGLY: "And now he'll be the best reliever!" FRIEDMAN: "Donnie, I really think you need to..." MATTINGLY: "No more talking. My mind's made up. I'm announcing it to the press after practice." FRIEDMAN: "Do it and I'll fire your dumb hayseed ass on the spot!" MATTINGLY: "So is that a no then?" FRIEDMAN:
Dum Dum: Hey guys! Oh wow. It's great to see all of you. Spring Training is the best of times. Woman: Donnie. Hi! We love you!! Fan in the center: Yeah. OK Milk toast. Where is Manny Mota? Dum Dum: Ha ha. I can send him over here soon. Would you like an autograph? Fan in the center: Seriously dude. You suck at life!
ROLLINS: "Man look at dem whiteys up there." KENDRICK: "Who u talkin bout?" ROLLINS: "r owners fool." KENDRICK: "why u call dem whiteys?" ROLLINS: "cuz they traded the only bruthas on da teem dumfuk." KENDRICK: "Wut?" ROLLINS: "Dey traded Kemp and Gordon stoopid." KENDRICK: "Yeah but dey brot us in doe." ROLLINS: "O snap... u rite, u rite." KENDRICK: "Ignant ass mutha fukka."
ANDREW: "Man, you said you knew the way." FARHAN: "Relax dude, I used Google maps to find Cameltoe Ranch." ANDREW: "Moron, it's Camelback Ranch. Cameltoe Ranch is a fucken brothel!" FARHAN: "Oops." ANDREW: "Stupid ass Mexican!" FARHAN: "Wow, ignorant and racist."
LASORDA: "Who did you say you were?" VENTURA: "Tommy it's me, Robin." LASORDA: "Robin? That's a broad's name. Still don't remember you." VENTURA: "I finished my career with the Dodgers in 2003 and..." LASORDA: "Whoa, hold on ma'am..." VENTURA: "Whu?" LASORDA: "Yup, thought so... just shit myself. Gotta go lady."