Other tips to the game: turn ur swag on, tilt your hat to the side a little bit (or even inside out!!?!). Try really hard, watch interstellar right beforehand and cry
Really wish Kershaw didn't throw first pitch fastballs to anyone but idk it was the pitcher I hate Bumgarner so fucking much
Throw the fucking ball down the middle of the plate all day, and sooner or later you get hurt. Maybe Kershaw's a moron but we don't know it yet.He acts like it sometimes.