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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by TAFNAC, Dec 14, 2019.

  1. ColoradoKidWitGame

    ColoradoKidWitGame DSP Legend Administrator

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    Sent via Venmo. Saw everyone doing $30, so I gave $50 as I plan to lord it over all of you bastards til the end of time.
     
  2. THINKBLUE

    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    I only sent $20 because I'm up against the luxury tax threshold and donations to rkacist sites like DSP are non deductible. Don't ask me how I know...
     
  3. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    my payments are deferred and based solely on DSP meeting [unreasonable] performance incentives
     
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  4. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    VRP DSP Legend

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  6. TAFNAC

    TAFNAC Cossack Staff Member Administrator

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    Yes. Can you believe it?
    Same one for more that 25 years, even.
     
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  7. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    which name tag do you prefer?
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. TAFNAC

    TAFNAC Cossack Staff Member Administrator

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    Hoping to get that assistant manager spot one of these days.
     
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  9. fsudog21

    fsudog21 DSP Legend

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    Beat irish to it.
     
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  10. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I always thought you owned your business.
    But being there so long you probably already do. In your own way. ;)
     
  11. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Not as cheap as me.
    I only pledged to send 50 bucks to trawl.
    Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

    You should see me at 21 black jack.
     
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  12. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    BTW guys I'm getting ready to launch some new material thanks to all you previous support.
    You guys have sent us money in the past and I used it for my personal dream generating slush fund.
    Put a little in and let it percolate.
    Even if it's just a dollar or two hundred.
    It's the thought that pays my bill.
    Keeps the faith.

    So thank you for all your wonderful support.
    I have a new site that I would love you to visit.
    It's not like the old one but it's not something new.
    It's commandry.
    And it's coming soon.

    When I started DSP I had two partners.
    One with business sense and one with tech.
    Every partner I have goes on to great things.
    One becomes a leading man and the other a boy wonder.
    Regardless of age.

    But after those two are in i grab two more.
    And by the time the first two level up I have me a stable two choose the next two.
    BTW who here likes horse racing?
    Or seeing knights on parade?

    I have my first two already.
    And I've been talking with my old #1s.
    Not just from DSP but from many other worlds.
    I have a young qi gong genie on the one side and old ben the cenobite on the other.
    And I'm rounding out the stable getting ready for 1984.
    If you are tired of being a slave to your life join us at the paradise arcade under the waves in the sea above the sky.
    We could use some more horsepower.
    That look like kentaurs to the flatfoot landlubber tripping off his balls.
     
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  13. Gebbeth

    Gebbeth DSP Legend

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    Yeah but your bills are sticky.
     
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  14. TAFNAC

    TAFNAC Cossack Staff Member Administrator

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    I own a side hustle real estate investing / property management business.
     
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  15. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I studied real estate and finance in case I needed a side hustle someday while trying to double major in nursing and computer science while still a teenager chasing girls and drinks above my class in every way.
    And taking every humanities related class I could get because that was my natural calling.
    It's all served me well at different points.
    I worked for a top c21 broker as a kid creating novel ways to market themselves and keep all the agents super busy making sales.
    People tell me my methods are old fashioned. I tell them the curve is coming right around the bend.
    And im trying to prepare those around me so they can thrive and ride the waves.
    I consult and i change what they do.
    Teach them all the solutions to the problems they assumed were part of the cost of doing business in each and every department.
    I go in like a sqeaky mouse but I judge like a fire breathing dragon whose missing his precious.
    Telling the boss that he's nobodies boss and specially not mine.
    Show him how it is to have his staff work for him and not just for his paycheck.
    I steal all his problems.
    And maybe one of his women.
    While they dance to the symphony of destruction.
    I work with asians a lot and they get it.
    They get it too well. It's partly why they coming for our lunch and why we have to be ready.
    They can't pronounce my legal name just right.
    Mandarins might call me Caos.
    But to my Cantons from the canton I'm known as Carro.
    Either way I can get you where you wanna go.
    And destroy your past in a cloud of smoke

    So I had one conversation with a real estate company and I felt like I was doing the agents job for him. I had way more knowledge about the property and its price history.
    I hate it when I go into a store that I know has a good reputation and that even I think highly of but I find it hard to get them to take my money.
    They get in their own way because they are too close to the mirror. They can't see what they are doing wrong. All they see is an image of what their business is.
    And there can be false positives that way.
    A good facade can make even the best buyers get tripped up.
    That's why I like to look at it from the backdoor.

    Yet I dislike analytics.
    Because it's my job.
    And I do it for free.
    If you need me.
    I'm here.
    Staring agents in the eye while they look away and give me the deal I want because kids these days can't hold eye contact even when they managing a brokerage. You notice that?
    It's like there has been a drop in confidence across the board with people.
    Or maybe that's just the mountain high in me.
    And I'm just riding on a good wave.
    I do love to body surf.
    And I'll go where the surf takes me.
     
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  16. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
     
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  17. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    So that was you the other night ?
    Warm your hands first.
    Common courtesy.
     
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  18. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. darth550

    darth550 Baba Yaga

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    $50 sent via Venmo - was gonna do $51 but I defer lordship to CKWG! :)
     
  20. fsudog21

    fsudog21 DSP Legend

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    Making it rain with 50 singles.
     
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