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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    So i run a daycare center which is really an internet forum of grown children that need moderation by our power hungry moders.
     
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  3. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    that is fucken priceless
    especially the ending :laff:
     
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  4. N.Z

    N.Z DSP Legend

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    Can we make it easier to post pictures on this forum? I don't want to copy and paste a URL every time there's a savage meme that needs posting, I just want to select it from my fucking saved pictures.
     
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  5. LAdiablo

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    i agree
    i would post a lot more pictures of real shit if it was easier
    i mean i know it can be done but there are a lot of sites that are much easier fwiw
     
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  6. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    not sure
    let me summon the expert
    paging craig, er, tafnac...
     
  7. BlueMouse

    BlueMouse 2020 World Champions Staff Member Administrator

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    That would require uploading the images to DSP's server. So it depends if there is enough bandwidth.
     
  8. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    We can upgrade the site.
    Cost a few hundred dollars.
    New software, lots of new features.
    Games most likely, an arcade/casino maybe.
    And a picture gallery system.
    All that and more can be done if you and your friends pledge 99 tiny installments of 99 cents to the DSP user experience fund.
    You guys have extra cash lying around.
    Diablo just sold his lair.
    N.Z. lives in NZ where he is either a poor backwoods hick with no computer or internet that likes to fuck goats... or he is a well off big town boy who probably works with computers that have internet and very rarely fucks a goat on the weekend.
    But only ones without much of a beard.
    Cuz that would be weird.
     
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    N.Z DSP Legend

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    I don't need gimmicks like an arcade and shit. But I would gladly PayPal some mighty New Zealand dollars if you posted what the upgrade would consist of and if I generally agree with the upgrades.
     
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    N.Z DSP Legend

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    The ability to post pictures from my IPad been one of the more important things.
     
  11. LAdiablo

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    would like to be floating in cash but thats not quite how it works when you sell commercial property in a 1031 exchange
    you either leverage yourself back out there or pay close to 40% in taxes on what your full price sale was
    and yet i am sure i can help out in this endeavor it would be a great upgrade
     
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    #M.DSP.G.A.
     
  13. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    I like this math.
    #M = the amount of money you will give
    DSP = who you will give it to obviously
    GA = to make dsp Gay Again.
     
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    This is exactly what I was thinking. Because DSP isn't gay enough :homocock:
     
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  15. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    What you should be into is multi family properties in good trafficked areas in shittier parts of socal. Like Fontana/El Monte/Pomona, etc...
    Rents come in from occupied units, quick rehab undesirable units by replacing carpet with inexpensive but nice looking wood laminate and some fresh paint and updated fixtures and start raising the rent. Make your money back quick then in 3 to 5 years sell it for a mint and buy a larger complex.
    Thats the recipe to get wealthy in America. Not rich, wealthy. Like Trump's dad.
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    You will love the gimmicks too.
    There will be a special video game that pairs mexicans and folks from new zealand.
    Its called... Chupa Cabra Bros.
    Its a dating sim.
     
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    you make it sound so easy lol
    renters rights makes me want no part of it
    i am a landlord to a great Korean couple but thats all the tenants i need in my life
     
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    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Thats my job. To make things sound easy. Its why I type in this format.

    Having tenants is horrible. Because that makes you the evil landlord.
    That is why i said multifamily units.
    You want to have at least 8.
    There has to be enough units where you can afford to give one away to a manager and still make your number.
    That is 99% of the work taken care of you right there. Let him be known by the tenants as the evil landlord.
    And you have him raise the rents enough so all the low rent people cant afford it and move out. You cut away most of your 'renters rights' issues right there if you get rid of a certain type of renter. Its not a racial bias, but it is a class bias.
    Besides, you want people who can afford to pay more for rent, those people will have more stable jobs to pay rent on time, less kids and more time at work or enjoying themselves elsewhere than be at home all the time, nicer things and most likely better care and attention to those things and the other things around them like your floors walls fixtures and appliances.
    Basically raise the standard of living for that area starting with your building.
    Obviously you have to partner with others to get the couple mill for the down payment.
    In a few years building will be worth a lot more and your investors/partners would be getting dividends back on a monthly basis.
    Much better than putting your money into stocks or funds.
     
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    Theory is always easier than practice.
     
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    yeah but i have this unfortunate need for sleep at night and tend to look into my eyes in the mirror
    i am aware of the formula
     
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