DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

Hunter Pence and Aussie musician/environmentalist/activist/politician Peter Garrett...

 

DEE: "Hey boys, what up?"
LOPES: "Shane's having a little problem with Google"
SHANE: "Come on man, come on!"
DEE: "What's the problem?"
LOPES: "Well, every time he googles 'Shane Victorino' with 'good baseball player' it keeps coming back with 'no results found' "
DEE: "Makes sense"
SHANE: "Fucken piece of shit!"
DEE: "Don't be so hard on yourself"
SHANE: "No fuckface, I was talking about Google!"
LOPES: "Pretty ironic though"
DEE: "Right?"
SHANE: "Man, fuck you guys!"

 

citizen cain...

 

Steve Buscemi as Ronald Belisario...

 

ETHIER: "How did I look Skip?"
MATTINGLY: "Andre, you're one of the few guys carrying his weight around here."
HILLMAN: "And speaking of weight, that fat piece of shit over there can't even hit his weight!"
ADRIAN: "Who you trying to get crazy with ese, don't you know I'm loco?!!!"
HANSEN: "The only loco one was Ned for signing your inept ass."
KEMP: "Hello? Somebody want to watch my swing?"
HILLMAN: "You call that a swing? Why don't you shut up and go back to dating pseudo-celebrity whores?"
ETHIER: "Ouch."
ADRIAN: "Hey man, I've got no problem with ho's."
HILLMAN: "Bitch, that's cuz you is a ho!"
MATTINGLY: "Damn Tre, I don't remember you being so bitter."
HILLMAN: "Shut the fuck up fag, and go gets me some mo' krunk juice!"

 

Mattingly: "This is how far off Kemp misses every off speed pitch."
Hillman: "Same length that Andre misses a slider from a lefty!"

 

Capuano and that gay dude from the HGTV paint commercials
easy IBB...:gaywave3:

combining the "Separated at Birth" and "Who plays who 2012 Dodgers Movie" threads
too many eerie similarities...

 

MATTINGLY: "Well, nothing here for me to do so I'll just be on my way..."
HANLEY: "¿Que?"
CRUZ: "Hey man, who the fuck was that crazy old man?"
HANLEY: "¿Que?"
AJ: "Damn dude, deez nuts be itching like a mutha fukka!"
HANLEY: "¿Que?"

 

KEMP: "That was NOT a strike, Blue!"
UMP: "Really? It was better than anything else you've swung at and missed tonight, meat."
KEMP: "It was out of the zone!"
UMP: "Didn't stop you from swinging before, meat."
KEMP: "You're starting to piss me off!!!"
UMP: "What should be pissing you off is how you've apparently forgotten how to hit... meat!"
KEMP: "Fuck you, man, fuck you!!!"
UMP: "I'd toss you meat, but then the Nats would be pissed at me ejecting an automatic out."
KEMP: "Go fuck yourself, Blue!!!'
UMP: "Go get yourself some hitting vids, meat."

 

SHANE: "Hmmm, I wonder where I'll be playing next year?"
KEMP: "I don't know, Triple A?"
ETHIER: "Double A."
KENNEDY: "Single A, as my backup bkitch."