DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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    Reporter: "Clayton, you're not as good as you were last year."
    Kershaw: "Bro, I don't know if you haven't noticed, but my new book is a future best seller."
     
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    Harang: "I kidnapped this child... and I'm going to eat her."
     
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    Kurkjian: "So Dee, did you know that you're the first player of African American descent since 1975 to get a lead off triple in the ninth inning of a ballgame on the 4th of June on a night where the humidity is above 38% and the temperature is 61 degrees Celsius?"
    Dee: "Wait... What??"
    Kurkjian: "Just go along with it. They pay me extra to do this shit."
     
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    Lol, 61 degrees Celsius?
     
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    Have you ever seen "Kurkgems"? Lol.
     
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    Just seems a little hot!
     
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    I just made it up. Hahaha.
     
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    flashback...

    COLLETTI: "You'll always be my favorite Russ!"
    RUSS: "That felt like goodbye..."

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    Kasten (behind the camera guy): Congrats Andre! Maybe we'll extend Ned too!
    Andre: HAHAAHAHHA! Come on man, don't even joke about that.
    Ned: Here are some flowers Maggie.
    Maggie: Thanks Faggie. Now go away. I think Uribe is looking for you.

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    NED: "So, did I mention the ice cream is free in the press level?"
    GIRL: "You're beginning to sound like that Ruven guy."
    NED: "Ah shit, you know Ruven? Say, do you have any younger brothers?"

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    LONEY: "Come on honey, why won't you smile for the camera?"
    GIRL: "Because the sight of you repulses me."
    LONEY: "Come on now, just smile. Please???"
    GIRL: "You want me to smile? Then fucken retire! Because you fucken suck! If you quit baseball today, I wouldn't be able to stop smiling!"
    LONEY: "Wow, that's kinda harsh."
    GIRL: "You wanna know what's really harsh?... .255/.327/.356. Fuck you!"

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    When the Dodgers become the worst team to ever win the World Series this season, there will be a movie written about it.

    The movie would start opening day 2011, to chronicle the bankruptcy and rise to the top.

    You are the casting director. Who plays who? They have to be actors. Doesn't necessarily have to look exactly like them...it can just be an actor that could pull off a good Ethier or something. You can do players, front office, broadcasters, trainers, whatever.

    I'll start:

    Jeff Garlin as Charlie Steiner.
    Dustin Hoffman as Frank Mc**ourt
    Michael Clarke Duncan as Magic Johnson
    Ronnie Bass as Clayton Kershaw

    Danny Trejo and Eminem as guys who beat up Brian Stow

    Mario Lopez as Chris (a.k.a fan # 2)
    Adam Lambert as IBB (a.k.a streaker in game 6)
     
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    Stephen Bishop: Matt Kemp
     
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    AJ Ellis as himself.
     
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    Bobby Brown as Juan Uribe before he gets DFA'd halfway through the 2012 season.

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    Broxton (briefly in 2011):

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    Hahhaha I liked the choices until that last one. Be somewhat serious hahahahaha
    It's no separated at birth!
     

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