Reporter: "Clayton, you're not as good as you were last year." Kershaw: "Bro, I don't know if you haven't noticed, but my new book is a future best seller."
Kurkjian: "So Dee, did you know that you're the first player of African American descent since 1975 to get a lead off triple in the ninth inning of a ballgame on the 4th of June on a night where the humidity is above 38% and the temperature is 61 degrees Celsius?" Dee: "Wait... What??" Kurkjian: "Just go along with it. They pay me extra to do this shit."
Kasten (behind the camera guy): Congrats Andre! Maybe we'll extend Ned too! Andre: HAHAAHAHHA! Come on man, don't even joke about that. Ned: Here are some flowers Maggie. Maggie: Thanks Faggie. Now go away. I think Uribe is looking for you.
NED: "So, did I mention the ice cream is free in the press level?" GIRL: "You're beginning to sound like that Ruven guy." NED: "Ah shit, you know Ruven? Say, do you have any younger brothers?"
LONEY: "Come on honey, why won't you smile for the camera?" GIRL: "Because the sight of you repulses me." LONEY: "Come on now, just smile. Please???" GIRL: "You want me to smile? Then fucken retire! Because you fucken suck! If you quit baseball today, I wouldn't be able to stop smiling!" LONEY: "Wow, that's kinda harsh." GIRL: "You wanna know what's really harsh?... .255/.327/.356. Fuck you!"
When the Dodgers become the worst team to ever win the World Series this season, there will be a movie written about it. The movie would start opening day 2011, to chronicle the bankruptcy and rise to the top. You are the casting director. Who plays who? They have to be actors. Doesn't necessarily have to look exactly like them...it can just be an actor that could pull off a good Ethier or something. You can do players, front office, broadcasters, trainers, whatever. I'll start: Jeff Garlin as Charlie Steiner. Dustin Hoffman as Frank Mc**ourt Michael Clarke Duncan as Magic Johnson Ronnie Bass as Clayton Kershaw Danny Trejo and Eminem as guys who beat up Brian Stow Mario Lopez as Chris (a.k.a fan # 2) Adam Lambert as IBB (a.k.a streaker in game 6)
Hahhaha I liked the choices until that last one. Be somewhat serious hahahahaha It's no separated at birth!